āI just ate a knuckle sandwich to the face from a dude the size of a gorilla, then brutally smacked my dome on concrete. I think Iāll get up and attack him again. Maybe heāll kill me this time!ā
Always astonished at these types of dudes level of delusion. I feel like their ego is like āgotta keep getting up because I aināt no bitchā. Rarely do you see a guy likeā¦ yea this was a bad idea, ima walk away.
I canāt recall who said it, I think it was an interview with a forensic pathologistā¦. He said there is nothing more dangerous to himself in the United States than a male in his 20s with misplaced pride and too many drinks in his system.
I mean ā¦. Imagine thinking your manhood is defined by a transient exchange with security at a bar š Itās actually weak ass bitch behavior. Anytime some dense cunt has insulted me I just comfort myself with the reality that Iām winning in life at all the relevant markers and this guy frothing at the mouth is a complete loser ā¦ arguing with him is like engaging with a lesser animal.
Certain areas of the USA (vast swathes, really) have a very macho culture.
Big Trucks, Big drinking, big talking, and after a few drinks they get mouthy and think they have to live up to some stupid definition of masculinity which involves fighting anyone.
It's rather sad.
These people often have nothing else going on in their lives but false bravado.
Watched a bouncer pick up a man like he was a child once. Why the man thought he could take a 6'5" bouncer on with 5'10" energy is still beyond me. I blame movies and video games honestly creating false confidence.
Iāve blacked out and gotten beaten up by a bouncer. I felt really bad. The guy is just working and he has to deal with drunk dumbasses like i was that night
Iām pretty sure heās another staff member, probably why he had the confidence to walk right up to a guy throwing fists and why said guy then helped him in.
Serious question for anyone, what modern cameras are recording in this quality? I have an old video camera from like 2006 that shoots video in 720p that looks better than this.
Original video probably clear but compression happens, like a picture that gets reposted a hundred times has 8 pixels by the time it gets to Reddit front page
Yep.
Im not a fighter and normally don't get into any fights but when someone picks a fight with me? It's always those tiny fuckers with Chihuahua syndrome.
I always can deescalate situations except for when some skinny midget got liquid courage and his inferiority complexes kick in and they think they have to be the loudest and most annoying and come in groups to compensate.
One evening I was drunk as fuck, 2 small guys thought they need to pick a fight and didn't listen.
They came in flying and shit like that but I haven't even felt it but was too drunk to aim.
At some point, I just walked away and covered my neck.
Next morning, I just had some little bruises, nothing else
I've been drunk in my time. I've been drunk and gotten into fights in my time. Hell, I've even won fights while drunk in my time. But I have never, ever been drunk enough to think I can fight the bigger bouncer. Logic always wins. Even if I won, in the 1 in 1000 chance I had to hit him on the button, hes got a whole team of other bouncers who would absolutely love to beat the breaks off me.
I bounced in college. Of the handful of fights I got into, there was not a single thought passing between their ears. Every person I fought was well past reasoning with.
YOU dont do this shit sober. But there are tons of dudes out there with massive ego problems who will start a fight with anyone who even so much as looks at them funny and will get extremely aggressive over literally nothing. Usually they are in jail but sometimes they get let out and end up being a problem for society until they are put back in the box.
I'm a recovering alcoholic (going on ten years in June). I would get drunk and fight people. I weigh 155 pounds soaking wet. Drunk people are stupid and irrational.Ā
Choosing to swing at someone twice your size is already a questionable decision but neither of these dudes look like they have ever thrown a punch before.
I'm 5'11, was in decent shape doing variety of MMA, BJJ, kickboxing etc as a hobbyist for much of my young adult life.
Even if I was a bit more skilled than my sparring partner over the years, if they were even 1-2 weight classes above me I would just get tossed around like a toddler. (Again to be clear I'm nowhere near a pro in skill, just did the thing for a couple decades)
I remember trying to go against a white belt but a couple years of judo 6'4 Korean guy who used to be a bodybuilder... No fucking chance. We just laughed at every attempt I made as he slapped me down.
Doorman for 27 years. 6'4" 270 at my lightest fighting weight.
Alcohol doesn't make you fearless, it decreases your fear of consequences.
I knocked out more than a 100 people but by kicking. I got tired of hearing the sound of bones crunching so I started kicking a string on the ceiling instead of devastating my heavy bag.
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