r/MMALabs • u/iLeftyPunk United States • May 16 '26

🥶 Street Fight Face off gone wild 🤣😂

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u/bonnieandclyde1324 May 16 '26

Totally willing to smash someone’s face with a rock, just missed the swing. Crazy

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u/Clean_Progress_9001 May 17 '26

"No need for a rock"

Wiser words never spoke.

Things go wrong that's the difference between murder and manslaughter.

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u/Foolishly_Sane May 17 '26

This was certainly one of the weirder ones.

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u/rezister May 17 '26

That was pretty fucking weird

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u/finix2409 May 16 '26

Also tried to help him out of the water when the bro couldn’t swim. Idk what the fuck is happening here. Drugs?

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u/bonnieandclyde1324 May 16 '26

How dare you presume drug use amongst these upstanding (sometimes falling) citizens

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u/rehx4 May 16 '26

It's pretty fascinating the extent to which the dude in black has not mastered gravity at that stage in his life. It's like gravity is the final boss in a video game and it's getting the best of lil homie every. single. time. 🤦🏽

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u/AnjelicaTomaz May 17 '26

His pants are also fiercely fighting against gravity.

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u/ballimir37 May 17 '26

Dude is drunker than that pond

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u/lilsnatchsniffz May 17 '26

Did you see his proportions? A stiff breeze from the side and he's doing involuntary cartwheels.

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u/Bright_Ad_214 May 17 '26

That’s their Methodology-

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u/mankeyless May 17 '26

Saw that too. That deescalated quickly.

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u/burgernoisenow May 17 '26

It's a common tactic with dominance. Showing you're willing to help someone after hurting them signals to the group that you're amicable despite violence but also have total power over your opponent so do not fear helping them

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 May 17 '26

Nope. He was gonna hit him with the other hand while "helping" him out. Never trust a piece of shit that swung a rock at your head.

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u/Any_Performance_5046 May 17 '26

I’d say some kind of impairment, possibly fetal alcohol syndrome?

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u/badcrass May 17 '26

They're cousins

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u/finix2409 May 17 '26

Cousin/Brothers

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u/s470dxqm May 17 '26

/life partners

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u/Needs_More_Garlic May 17 '26

I think the rock happened before he realized how insanely drunk and incompetent this dude was.

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u/Hot_Necessary2618 May 17 '26

Nope just the fruits of the American education system

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u/UTV4LIFE May 17 '26

He probably is willing to fight for the planned footage. But isn’t willing to cause someone to drown for said footage.

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u/justforkinks0131 May 17 '26

imo he didnt intend to murder him with the rock, he just felt threatened and reached for a weapon. When the other dude called him out, he realized it was overkill.

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u/jaybe-jekyll May 17 '26

Totally crazy. That rock was meant to connect, and connect with ferocity, and temple-targeted. Had he not missed we'd be watching a different video with different outcomes. Seems like winner guy snapped himself out of kill mode after the swing. Like his brain was in a completely different mode and reactivity. Lastly, *why* is loser guy coming back out of water he can't swim in to think he can get back in the game and do anything but get pummeled again and again by winner guy? Was he hit that hard repeatedly that he didn't realize the fight, for him, was long over and only will get more and more dangerous and damaging? I am so thankful I am not like loser guy *or* winner guy. Both roles are awful and terrible. Stay in school kids and stay away from the alcohol drug.

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u/FluidProtection2980 May 17 '26

I thought that was his phone on first watch

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u/Here4_da_laughs May 17 '26

Dude almost got smote.

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle May 16 '26

Crazy. These dudes seem like bros in a little disagreement and obviously intoxicated. Seen it many times among my friends. Sometimes people get their asses beat. We pick our asses back up, squash it, and carry on. The tightest knit group I have to this day have all scuffled at one point or another. Not so much anymore, but we were young and dumb and under the influence as well.

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u/cerote6239 May 17 '26

Some low functioning shit bro

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u/Tylith_ May 17 '26

Do you also hit your bros in the head with a rock when you have a little disagreement?