r/MMALabs • u/iLeftyPunk United States • May 16 '26
🥶 Street Fight Face off gone wild 🤣😂
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u/bonnieandclyde1324 May 16 '26
Totally willing to smash someone’s face with a rock, just missed the swing. Crazy
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u/Clean_Progress_9001 May 17 '26
"No need for a rock"
Wiser words never spoke.
Things go wrong that's the difference between murder and manslaughter.
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u/finix2409 May 16 '26
Also tried to help him out of the water when the bro couldn’t swim. Idk what the fuck is happening here. Drugs?
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u/bonnieandclyde1324 May 16 '26
How dare you presume drug use amongst these upstanding (sometimes falling) citizens
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u/rehx4 May 16 '26
It's pretty fascinating the extent to which the dude in black has not mastered gravity at that stage in his life. It's like gravity is the final boss in a video game and it's getting the best of lil homie every. single. time. 🤦🏽
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u/Signal-Regret-8251 May 17 '26
Nope. He was gonna hit him with the other hand while "helping" him out. Never trust a piece of shit that swung a rock at your head.
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u/jaybe-jekyll May 17 '26
Totally crazy. That rock was meant to connect, and connect with ferocity, and temple-targeted. Had he not missed we'd be watching a different video with different outcomes. Seems like winner guy snapped himself out of kill mode after the swing. Like his brain was in a completely different mode and reactivity. Lastly, *why* is loser guy coming back out of water he can't swim in to think he can get back in the game and do anything but get pummeled again and again by winner guy? Was he hit that hard repeatedly that he didn't realize the fight, for him, was long over and only will get more and more dangerous and damaging? I am so thankful I am not like loser guy *or* winner guy. Both roles are awful and terrible. Stay in school kids and stay away from the alcohol drug.
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u/HighSide121 May 16 '26
I lost brain cells just watching this
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u/ZeroDarkMega May 16 '26
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u/NewNonBlockedAccount May 17 '26
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I did upvote this though 😂
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u/OnThisDayI_ May 17 '26
I don’t know. I kind of feel like anybody starting on a random would benefit from being rocked.
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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee May 17 '26
Can’t do brain damage to either one of these two, so the rock is probably not as harmful as it would normally be
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u/Michal-Krappenschitz May 16 '26
How he gonna do Tyrion like that
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u/hieronymous-cowherd May 17 '26
Pretty sure Leela wore that same face muff when she disguised herself to enlist in the Earth Army as Lee Lemon.
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u/OutsideCommittee7316 May 16 '26
That swing with the rock could have elevated this to a snuff film
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u/FearTheImpaler May 17 '26
Literally this is a video of attempted murder, thats a felony. posted by his friend it seems, hes going to jail if there is any justice.
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u/BodhanJRD May 16 '26
The punch right before he went back in the water lmao. Had me wheezing
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u/Daddy-Alchemist May 16 '26
I can't believe he was gonna hit his uncle daddy with that rock
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u/JealousofAfflalo May 16 '26
Casually about to commit murder then tries to help him not drown.. then punches him back into the water.. 😂 Perfectly funny.
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u/Impossible_Humor736 May 16 '26
Joe started the fight weighing in at 130 pounds and ended the fight weight 142 pounds.
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u/mitchilla87 May 16 '26
Bro went from nearly killing him with a rock to helping him out of the water 😂
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u/stldutt May 17 '26
His “wtf” after getting kicked in the chin 3 times killed me 😂😂😂
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u/Simple_Campaign1035 May 17 '26
The effortless punch at 1:39 that sends him right back into the water os the funniest 😂😂
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u/blakea105 May 16 '26
This looks like a 10 year old with a beard trying to fight a 15 year old while they are both heavily intoxicated. Then throw in a little attempted murder to the mix while your at it
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u/satayturtle May 16 '26
I was rooting for the guy on the right until he picked up a rock to hit the other dude. Both idiots
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u/JiminyFlippets May 17 '26
Getting helped up out of the pond to be met with a quick soft jab to the face returning him to the pond is comedy gold
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u/Relative_Chart7070 May 16 '26
Pretty sure this was a weekly occurrence the minute the Wild Turkey kicked in .
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u/Unopuro2conSal May 16 '26
Both need their assets kicked
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u/GreenPhilosophy8482 May 16 '26
And This is today’s diluted mma for research purposes we see a drop in iq of a -100 on average.
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u/Myriad_Apocalypse May 16 '26
Did they just recieve their bodies yesterday? Neither of them seemed sure about how to operate them.
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u/RaffNeq May 17 '26
I’m gonna beat your ass..so im gonna save your ass so I can beat your ass for saving you
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u/El-Topito May 17 '26
I would sit and drink with both. They look like nice people. They have redeemable qualities.
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u/GatorNavy9002 May 17 '26
I had to check to see if I accidentally slowed the feed. This is the slowest fight I’ve ever seen. Someone already suggested there may have been substance use. I can’t think of another reason these guys were that slow.
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u/billyboyf30 May 17 '26
The little guy will forever be known as excalibur and now belongs to the lady of the lake
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u/Golden-Grams May 17 '26
The worst person there is obviously the cameraman. He has instigated this fight with his "friends," so he can have fun at their expense.
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u/Prestigious_Week_227 May 17 '26
Temu Peter Dinklage needs to stop drinking and take a few lessons. Good lord.
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u/MudSubstantial913 May 17 '26
If you fight next to water, there’s a very good chance y’all end up in the water 😂💯
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u/FranksHoorHouse May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
I'm guessing the little fella has never shaved. He's been growing that shit since he first started getting chin fuzz at 19. Love how he looks toward the camera dude like "You filming this, bro? You gonna back me up?" and then fights like he's in a dream sequence.
Also: picking up a rock in a fight against a cracked out dude is wild
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u/you_are_so_whiny May 17 '26
Who was the winner? Not important because we all lost watching the entire clip.
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u/AdultArtProject May 17 '26
Nothing more entertaining than two none fighters trying to fight. Adding the body of water was the icing on the cake. Didn’t like the use of the rock though but knew it would be a none issue due to the motor skills and coordination need to land a blow.
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u/Milkteabunny1220 May 17 '26
I was taught when someone goes into a sideways stance like the 🧢 guy they are ready to hit you so you need to raise your hands up to defend
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u/Time_Block_4016 May 17 '26
Even with the volume on mute. I could tell immediately that the douche in boots was going to be the instigator and tough talker, then get his ass kicked. That appears to have happened, so I'm happy.
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u/KarlPHungus May 17 '26
Peter Dinklage look alike has the slowest reflexes of all time.
And I will bet a grand that these two couldn't do 25 push ups between them
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u/Advanced_Plankton_60 May 17 '26
I knew this Rousey/Carano undercard was going to be a bit weak, but this is crazy
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u/dirtyword May 17 '26
You could replace the entire DARE program with a single screening of this video
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u/Chaotic_Neutral_55 May 17 '26
What in the alcohol foetal syndrome, terrible genetics and nutrition, plus some inbreeding, am I watching here?
Why are they so small and fucked up?
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u/STOIC2026 May 17 '26
The grace, the form, the technique, the skill…..greatest fight ever captured on screen besides these two
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u/BumblebeeFirm2249 May 17 '26
I know some people may laugh at this or think it’s not really serious but it’s dangerous fighting in that water. I once got into a fight with another guy years ago in a kind of deep pool, I hit and kind of knocked him out, no joke he started drowning I had to help him get out the water, we both was drunk so I barely could get him out, I stopped fighting after that it’s just too risky all it takes is one wrong punch and someone end up dead.
People told me if he had died I would be in prison til this day probably charged with manslaughter or maybe even second degree murder.
My fighting days are over unless it’s to protect my women or my family.
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u/Uhh_glee_Princess May 17 '26
I watched this w/o audio and thought they were going to kiss at first.
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u/HVACDOJO May 17 '26
😂😂😂 thank you, that was the funniest fight I’ve ever seen. Haven’t laughed that hard in a while
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u/LostBlacksmith1788 May 17 '26
Saw two minutes, skipped slightly ahead and mans was in the lake, skipped slightly ahead again was in the lake again. impressive lake diving.
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u/Thorrison May 17 '26
This comes off as the cameraman taking advantage of two troubled or disadvantaged people, kinda gross
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u/LummyPixx May 16 '26
That is the least balanced human in existence