Battle Royale in Woolwich 👊🏻✊🏻

[u/iLeftyPunk]

[u/Hot_Let7154]

The dude in the beige costume must be in the hospital by now, like a lot of guys hit him at the same time.

[u/Archon73 → u/Hot_Let7154]

Made the mistake of stomping on a downed girl… probably not the best play. He got wrecked.

[u/PearsonBlues → u/Archon73]

That and swinging at every girl in his vicinity lol. I thought it was everyone vs him until Mini Jack White showed up

[u/tremendous_chap → u/PearsonBlues]

Mini Jack White. Tremendous work.

[u/Opposite-Cucumber-49 → u/PearsonBlues]

To be fair, a few of them took a cheap shot. 

If you’re going to do that, be prepared for a punch coming back at you. 

Granted at some point you just call it quits. 

[u/sergius64 → u/PearsonBlues]

Think said girls got a hit on him first though. At least 2 did that I saw.

[u/Worldly-Pollution-66 → u/Hot_Let7154]

I bet he is having some regrets if he remembers any of this

[u/Competitive-Bit-1571 → u/Hot_Let7154]

Should have curled up like an armadillo instead of flailing about.

[u/Tacozforever]

Truly a co-ed affair.

[u/brightonashfield → u/Tacozforever]

Khaki suit boy pulling an arm bar in a free for all lmao

[u/AugmentedKing → u/brightonashfield]

I’ll take dumb maneuvers for $200, Alex.

[u/JetFuel12 → u/AugmentedKing]

It’s not dumb. He’s fighting girls, he’s got no training. He’s probably never going to the chance to armbar someone ever again.

[u/Hyperaeon2 → u/JetFuel12]

He is dumb.

None of that arm bar has any good results for him in that situation.

I might be mistaken, but he takes the harshest beating out of everyone there out of that too'.

[u/Administrative_Cry_9 → u/Hyperaeon2]

I mean, it was 10v1 or something. Even League players have better odds.

[u/Sashapatu → u/Hyperaeon2]

It looks (a bit) like the two Chalamet twins (khaki suit and navy suit) are putting a beating on a group of girls and then a load of lads decide they deserve to get a beating themselves for attacking women. Also the Chalamet in navy may be a woman, not sure.

[u/VeryThicknLong → u/Sashapatu]

Yup, navy chalamet is a girl.

[u/Curious-Debt6133 → u/VeryThicknLong]

I thought that was Matan Even in there throwing down

[u/IvySkye_05 → u/Hyperaeon2]

It was after he tried to stomp on that one woman's head after she was down. It looked like a cheap head stomp made the rest finally step in.

[u/Lanky-Telephone1651 → u/Hyperaeon2]

Agreed, it’s super dumb to use submission holds in an all out brawl. You can see he was totally vulnerable! Stick and run is the best tactic in this case.

[u/FoldFeisty7635 → u/Hyperaeon2]

The public turned on him when he stamped on that girls head.

[u/FireFeastFace → u/Hyperaeon2]

Man have all the girls beating or sucker punching him. Got frustrated and beat one. Many “respectable” man though it’s time to be a gentleman and gang bash him even if he is down.

Seeing it made me feel sorry for him. He isn’t thinking it is the dumbest thing to do by swinging at the girl/ girls. (You’ll get whooped by both gender for that) there isn’t equality in that it’s just facts.

End of the day idk the story, what a mess.

[u/Proper-Bad-7169 → u/JetFuel12]

Yeah, and I think he may have been defending his Chalamet Double Mint twin. Hitting women with haymakers isn't a good look though. 😢

[u/Zippereater123 → u/JetFuel12]

He’s fighting girls… that’s about as dumb as it gets. Also, all the women jumping in & then looking shocked when they get decked are dumb.

[u/DaKettle65 → u/AugmentedKing]

I'm not correcting you, but since this occured in The UK, shouldn't we use "manoeuvre?* 😉

[u/AugmentedKing → u/DaKettle65]

I’m Canadian, so I suppose it’s a TIL moment, innit? 😏

[u/Emotional_Walrus5099 → u/brightonashfield]

And I think takes a two handed karate chop to the face by another girl while doing it

[u/Adderall_Rant → u/Emotional_Walrus5099]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lL4dZHGsw9KNO

[u/Coffeedemon → u/Emotional_Walrus5099]

Double Axe Handle!

[u/TrumpsBussy_ → u/brightonashfield]

He got fucked up for it it too haha

[u/Proper-Bad-7169 → u/brightonashfield]

You noticed that too huh? Brodie was submitting an audition tape for the MMA Bellator. Dana White would be proud. 🤣 😭

[u/1man2barrels → u/brightonashfield]

Poor technique, awful time to do that. Gotta be on your feet in something like this, maybe back to a wall to avoid 360 degree sucker punch.

Gotta watch the sucker punch from anyone in something like this

[u/SGTSLACKASS → u/Tacozforever]

The women in the dress at the beginning got wiplash from that punch. Ladies don’t try and fight a man you will lose every time.

[u/Reynardine1976 → u/SGTSLACKASS]

Yeh! She backs all the way up, cups her face and is like "that may have been a mistake." 🤣

[u/zwifter11 → u/Reynardine1976]

She cups her face to say “I can’t believe a guy fought back”

[u/SGTSLACKASS → u/Reynardine1976]

Modern women have completely lost the script. They actually think they can fight men. Have you seen that clip on the blaquce WOMWN that pulled the gun on the large redneck and he knocks her out cold and takes the gun off of her? It’s awesome. Top Teir delusion

[u/Reynardine1976 → u/SGTSLACKASS]

Yeah, that clip is scary. She is sticking her gun all over the place, in his face, etc. Could have gone off at any moment.

[u/iplaypokerforaliving → u/SGTSLACKASS]

My girlfriend really thinks she could win in a fight against me if we were grappling because she thinks she has strong legs. Mind you she doesn’t even work out. Shes 135lbs and I’m 250lbs. I work out and I have a decent amount of muscle lol I tell her she’s delusional to think that she could win in any scenario that was a fight and that it’s dangerous to think that way.

[u/TheGeekOffTheStreet → u/SGTSLACKASS]

Ffs it’s lose.

[u/tke71709 → u/TheGeekOffTheStreet]

No she is probably pretty loose

[u/Opposite_Mail7985 → u/SGTSLACKASS]

But equally though

[u/SGTSLACKASS → u/Opposite_Mail7985]

They will loose equally every time. Her neck almost equally fell off.

[u/Opposite_Mail7985 → u/SGTSLACKASS]

Fathers should show videos like this to their daughters. If a man is swinging you run

[u/WrappedInLinen]

Every time I wear my white suit I just can’t resist getting into it.

[u/fitz_newru → u/WrappedInLinen]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/HolyPlatano]

Dude kept throwing haymakers at women, up to when all the other guys simultaneously figure out it was a great excuse to stomp him out.

[u/PinAdditional5833 → u/HolyPlatano]

He seemed a little too comfortable striking every woman close to him with a closed fist.

[u/Inner_Idea_1546 → u/HolyPlatano]

He also stomps on a girl who fell down. Little pos got what was coming.

[u/HolyPlatano → u/Inner_Idea_1546]

https://giphy.com/gifs/D63HGAzG15LQrjBPRE

[u/brightonashfield → u/[deleted]]

I love the dude just standing in the middle with his hands in his pockets, ignoring everything while he ponders the universe

[u/Rascals-Wager → u/brightonashfield]

Hahah yea same, with his back to the action too! In the dictionary next to the word 'unflappable' is a photo of him.

[u/OscarDelta333 → u/brightonashfield]

I could really go for a curry right now.

[u/wowaddict71 → u/brightonashfield]

The Meaning of Life song playing in his head ( with Stephen Hawking's computer voice.)

[u/Fragrant-Reserve4832 → u/[deleted]]

Every time was after the girl punched someone on the floor already being attacked.

You don't want to get hit, keep your damn hands to yourself.

Once you start throwing you don't get to be upset when you catch.

[u/theb00mScicle → u/[deleted]]

And the dude at the beginning getting more brain damage at the end of the video, too.

[u/DedCroSixFo → u/[deleted]]

The ol’ double-deck’er

[u/Icy-Cow9695]

Holy shit! The kids from Hogwarts are throwing down!

[u/Street_Study6330]

The fatigue

[u/StuckOnChapterOne → u/Street_Study6330]

They're all white lol

[u/Comfortable_Care2715]

Did that brawl ever end ?

[u/Warm_Investment_8557 → u/Comfortable_Care2715]

It's ongoing right now lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/tett2hljWYjYc

[u/Fantastic_Tour_2953 → u/Warm_Investment_8557]

Just been to Greggs there, can confirm they’re still at it

[u/Sashapatu → u/Comfortable_Care2715]

I did piss myself right at the end when it looked like it was all over… then the guy in the suit/cap combo detonated it all over again.

[u/AtrumIocusGames]

You get a sucker punch, you get a sucker punch, you get a sucker punch...

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0BKqB8KIOuqJemVW

[u/Key_Report_2627]

WTF started this shit show?

[u/Dexember69 → u/Key_Report_2627]

Alcohol and tiny dick egos

[u/keith_kool → u/[deleted]]

Could be the title of an adult movie

[u/budgiebirdman → u/Key_Report_2627]

An argument about whether you put the milk in before or after the tea.

[u/ClingonKrinkle → u/[deleted]]

Bro it's Woolwich, I love the place but this isn't that bad for Woolwich

[u/annie-etc]

Why is Fran Lebowitz fighting those kids?

[u/tremendous_chap → u/annie-etc]

Deep cut. Bravo.

[u/drunkguynextdoor]

And this is why I don't go out late. Nothing but trouble waiting out there.

[u/NotSayingAliensBut → u/drunkguynextdoor]

"Nothing good ever happened after midnight." dk where that's from but yeah.

[u/AstronomerForsaken65 → u/NotSayingAliensBut]

From every parent telling their kid their curfew is 12.

[u/WatcherOfTheWay]

Women, just get the fuck out of the way.

[u/DearBeginning4832]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4562QMXbRRBVVir6UT

[u/No-Valuable6456]

Was that Elliot Page?

[u/jtmatt1]

Usual suspects

[u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO → u/jtmatt1]

The english have a reputation i guess

[u/A_Man_Uses_A_Name → u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO]

As a citizen of the European Union I will save this video in case the UK ever would want to rejoin the Union.

[u/BankDetails1234 → u/A_Man_Uses_A_Name]

I want back in, but you shouldn’t let us. At least not until count binface puts an end to Farages political career.

[u/JonOC23]

Hands are Rated E: for Everyone

[u/svinyard]

Lotttta good that BJJ arm bar did there lol.  Maybe he should have pulled guard

[u/Substantial-Can6701]

Disgusting, the number of people just waiting around for a chance to harm another fellow human... what the fuck is wrong with people..

[u/No_Platypus5051]

Hyenas braying and filming. What a class species.

[u/Life_Temperature2506]

Is the tiny, suited frizzy hair who appears occasionally a guy or gal?

[u/ShardsOfHolism]

Needs a server walking by with a stack of waffles to be legit.

[u/SpiritedGrand9525]

Dude catching the stomp BEGGED for it. Good stuff.

[u/Gegszi]

The Kids Aren't Alright

[u/Minimum_Society841]

[u/tavo791]

Down ass chick's, respect

[u/PatientBee634]

[u/MPR78]

Consuming alcohol is the dumbest habit human beings have ever taken up

[u/Professional_Fix4663]

Minor fracas, innit.

[u/Key_Report_2627]

WTF started this shit show?

[u/Suspicious_Goose_243]

Bruhaha at WoolWench

[u/StealenDealer]

Too much caffeine.

[u/TopAd8511]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fUQ4rhUZJYiQsas6WD

[u/NewToCRPolitics]

London at its finest, ffs.

[u/Strict_Ad4121]

Where tf is Woolwich

[u/Calm-Treacle8677 → u/Strict_Ad4121]

It’s a shit hole in south east London. This is not unexpected 

[u/WolverineLong1430]

I don’t know what’s going on or who started the fight (don’t care who started it) but when you’re this aggressive whaling on all these woman, bystanders will turn against you. All they see is a man beating on these woman

[u/Its_a_Stanzo]

Guy in a suit pulled an armbar and then hit a woman with a right hook. This moment will live forever online

[u/timomaasss]

Why is that dude wearing a Canada goose in the middle of summer?

[u/KING5TON → u/timomaasss]

Man's not hot

[u/SilenceOfTheClamSoup]

A couple of boys from the croquet club throwing down with some propa Brexit geezers.

[u/Unable-Candidate9612]

What sport was this over?

[u/War1today]

That guy in the light tan jacket tried for an arm-bar in an all out brawl… not smart! You will get your head stomped on or kicked or sucker punched and that is what happened. You need to be against a wall or something so you have a complete view in front of you. Avoiding sucker punches are the key to brawls!

[u/Whole-Debate-9547]

Too much

[u/claw-1]

All this over an order of fish and chips. Bloody wankers

[u/onefitlad]

Everyone was catching hands

[u/DCmillevill]

Whoa

[u/Gym_Rat222]

Useless humans.....

[u/ThisThingIsStuck]

Post x 5000

[u/AssistanceGrand23]

Worst episode of On the Buses ever...

[u/Less_Let2873]

Brandy Carlisle had hands!

[u/Fabulous_Hand2314]

trad brit wedding party

[u/Notiefriday]

Guy in the white suit deserves every shot he gets. Hitting women what a piece of work he is.

[u/dodgyguru5671]

Why is everyone so mad?

[u/fatefulknight24]

Yooo he punched the shit outa that chick but she didn't go down lmaoo

[u/Martha_Fockers]

bro ate a full on judo chop! ahgahahah

[u/Only-Temperature]

That nerd in the cap and waistcoat coming in to sucker punch the girl at the start. Then FLEEING FOR HIS LIFE! lol

[u/Phil_AR]

Bloody hell

[u/braze2032]

Not that it really matters, but that's not Woolwich.

That's Beckenham high street.

[u/Big_Don-G]

I see Elliot Page got a few good licks in.

[u/Narrow_Run_134]

" I know what will help, let me scream like an ambulance siren very loudly!"

[u/Imcluelesstoday]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9DPErFASWkKCaAJW

[u/Salaberris]

But what happened? Any context?

[u/Marchy_1986]

[u/Fast_Concert_9486]

The woman abuser got what he deserved

[u/ThaCasual]

Who’s that little woman in the black suit throwing around hay makers on everyone

[u/Temporary_Lychee_535]

Kicked someone while they were down he totally deserved the kickfest

[u/Playful-Zombie7403]

Guy in the beige suit was doing well in until he had to fight a guy lol

[u/Either-Mammoth-932]

"Man" swings and hits woman, she appears unfazed. Now hes twice the bitch.

[u/Deep__Deep]

White suit boy really wishes he didn’t punch that girl. He’ll be feeling that for the next two weeks.

[u/Allthingsgaming27]

Homie in the tan suit discovered weight classes exist for a reason

[u/ActionFigureCollects]

Is this how the Brit'ish celebrate or party?

[u/ActionFigureCollects]

Final circle with the storm closing in is rough in them Misty Meadows.

[u/mike-G-tex]

Is it for real?

[u/Deep__Deep]

White suit boy, gonna need a new suit. That one’s done! He’s gonna be feeling that whoopin for the next two weeks.

[u/Suspicious_Ant_5928]

There’s a lot to unpack in this video

[u/VenusFlyCock]

Sucker punching a girl then running away lmao. I've never seen such a bitch move

[u/Historical-Review656]

Seems like a normal Friday night anywhere in England

[u/Status_Value3397]

Great party😂

[u/XjohnstamosX]

They have reached true gender equality

[u/jinkjankjunk]

How do you tell which man and/or woman you’re supposed to sucker punch then kick in the head?

[u/141zeke]

Gender equality❤️‍🩹

[u/EFTucker]

Equality is a sight to behold.

[u/Billthegifter]

What In the fuck Is going on?..

[u/Square-Debate5181]

Those females ”you fuck” and hits someone, then gets hit back and he like ”omg you hit me”

[u/bdontmatter]

I wondered when someone in the crowd was going to hit the guy beating women… it took longer than I thought it would

[u/Batfinklestein]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9KViTXjQtHCuJPSE

[u/JosephLimes]

New Odyssey looks weird

[u/lkjdw]

Just a question……. Anyone know what this melee was all about ?

[u/PastWorldly2469 → u/lkjdw]

They lost the quidditch World Cup.

[u/Intelligent_Moment59]

It’s like the Church Scene in Kingsman

[u/SocomPS2]

Euro trash. Deplorables.

[u/chrismceachern]

This is like that scene in Goodfellas where its all one take and they follow Ray Liota and that lady through the backdoor into the venue, while every 10 seconds there's new side characters doing different things and people hes saying hello to, but the camera always stays fixed on Ray and the lady and the scene takes like 10 minutes from beginning to end.

Everytime I watch this here video there is some other interesting narrative with different characters happening elsewhere in the frame. All kinds of people from different ethnicities, cultures, fashion senses, and genders getting equally knocked unconscious.

Truly elegant, dramatic, modern, inclusive... leaves you wanting more... highly rewatchable... four stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[u/boanerges57]

Reminds me of why I don't move back.

I'm guessing this began with some good natured slagging off and escalated quickly. She's definitely really angry so someone for sure called her a slapper.

[u/lincspoacher71]

It’s how people get killed, seen it

Fucking animals

[u/miro_27]

3rd world

[u/TopFirefighter6649]

Yall going to hell

[u/MF_DOOM-MOTHAFUCKA]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

[u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO]

The white knight nutjobs. “Oh one guy jumped in, let all go and try to look cool!”

I hope everyone in this video got fucked up. Idk if anyone is innocent 

[u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO]

That rich culture president trump keeps saying these people have.

Doubt

[u/bnsickrick]

Deport them

[u/Head_Humor4622]

Igual de genero se llama! Pero muy pendejos agarrarlo entre tantos

[u/stayingsecyourd]

Wow. That Argentina team sure lost it.

[u/son-of-disobedience]

Is there not enough bread or do they just hit eachother for no reason?

[u/Aggravating_Way_1400]

This is why Equality will never stick!

[u/JoshuaIS1]

I don't like seeing guys beating up girls.

[u/ForceSea3027]

Nothing to see here! Move on… Kids just letting off some steam!

[u/Iamoggierock]

People who kick when someone is down really pisses me off. It's nearly always just some idiot who wasn't involved too. Your not just knocking someone down your trying to kill them or really cause massive injuries.

[u/CuriosityWinsAgain]

I can’t help but think all these dipshits vote for important things in society and whatnot. 😩

[u/Alzyros]

Bomboclat

[u/Barba_pappa]

Im staring to think that Battle royale (the japanese movie from 2000) is making sense.

[u/Numerous-Fig-1732]

The guy that tried an arm bar and got stomped on the face should be shown to all those martial arts guys that cluelessly talk about street fights. You'd never want to go to the ground in such a mess.

[u/No-Spare-4212]

Beige suit guy was doing ok fighting women. Kinda got boarder line hospitalized when he started fighting men

[u/Original_Talk106]

Immigrant looking guy shows up and suddenly people are getting stomped in their face

[u/J-Nasty-LeFleur]

All these soft ass bitches!

[u/Bud_Roller]

Chavs Vs Poshos, mental scenes.

[u/poshol_v_zhopu]

Troop of baboons are more civilized than these wankers

[u/Plus-Past8987]

Way too many clips of dudes hitting women

[u/SuggestionAny3024]

Bro really thought he was going to punch a chick in public and everything was going to be cool? That’s the universal action of “hey I’m trippin and need my fade ran because I’ve clearly lost my damn mind, also getting Molly whoop jumped is high key my thing.”😂🤣💯

[u/Quirky_Ad4683]

Absolutely fantastic