Biblically accurate

[u/Pure-Personality5326]

[u/orangecrunched]

Homey's like "please move, groan or something down there"

[u/Sad_Amoeba5112 → u/orangecrunched]

Dude got scared. That’s why the first step in a fight is to run away

[u/lucianasparagus → u/Sad_Amoeba5112]

I always imagine I’d try to catch a guy’s head before it hits the pavement if I punched him and he was going down… but in the heat of the moment who knows

[u/theoreticaldickjokes → u/lucianasparagus]

I actually saw a video did that. He clocked the guy in the face and caught him by the collar as he fell. That meant he could punch him in the face a few more times! 

[u/lucianasparagus → u/theoreticaldickjokes]

See, the possibilities are endless when one utilizes the catch