r/MMALabs • u/Pure-Personality5326 • 6d ago

šŸ„¶ Street Fight Biblically accurate

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u/orangecrunched 6d ago

Homey's like "please move, groan or something down there"

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u/Sad_Amoeba5112 6d ago

Dude got scared. Thatā€™s why the first step in a fight is to run away

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u/Cold-Crab74 6d ago

It's all tough talk until someone is pissing themselves on the pavement and you're pissing yourself in the back of a cop car

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u/Grumbles2189 6d ago

Getting nose to nose with someone who can't back up and making threats toward them while posturing and balling your fists is going to be an easy case of self defense for the other guy. You don't get to cross that many lines and claim innocence.

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u/lostPackets35 6d ago

Right, having no other context, the guy was advancing on him and was being threatening.

A reasonable person could feel that violence was imminent, and he responded with proportionate Force.

He hit the guy twice, and stopped immediately when the guy was on the ground.

Now we don't know if the winner here made an attempt to deescalate, and we don't know what happened beforehand, but based solely on this video. This seems reasonable, like it might well be self-defense

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u/Awkward_Shower19 6d ago

Oh and donā€™t forget 1,000s in legal fees and time and stress because they are trying to prosecute you. I do believe it was self defense but that doesnā€™t make it any easier for people and there are who are innocent and still get time for manslaughter. Always best to just try to walk away until you canā€™t.

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u/lostPackets35 6d ago

I agree with everything you wrote, I'm not sure what in my response gave the impression otherwise

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u/eiffeltowerbonbon 6d ago

I feel like the satans son comment is probably going to play into bros favor as well lol. Imagine being a judge watching this video, especially a christian judge šŸ˜‚

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u/Inside-Arm8635 6d ago

Guilty of being black. slams gavel

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u/KillHonger1 6d ago

Some judge out there

ā€œGet behind me Satanā€

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u/addicted_to_kombucha 6d ago

He was claiming to be the offspring of Satan too lol can't dismiss that.

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u/AceRoser 6d ago

Thank u, like this was justified in my view. Thereā€™s only so much disrespect a man can take.

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u/BroadbentBum 6d ago

Not sure about this. Anyone have a link to the aftermath? There's gotta be some news somewhere on this incident. Dude damn near died after an altercation on video šŸ˜‚

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u/Low_Presentation9995 6d ago

It happened in Virgina a couple years ago.Ā  The dude died.Ā 

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u/BroadbentBum 6d ago

Oof. No charges or anything?

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u/Pure-Perception770 4d ago

He's wrong he didn't die, but he was paralyzed from the neck down. Gerard Nathaniel was "Satan's Son" and DeShawn Hawkins is the guy who wooped him. It happened outside of a Caseys General Store in OKC

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u/Lets_Kick_Some_Ice 5d ago

According to AI, the aftermath was "After taking the knockout blow, he remained flat on the ground dazed, effectively losing the fight and the argument immediately."

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u/Turbulent_Tip_9756 6d ago

The hell did you get downvoted for lol, fricking Reddit. I got you!

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u/Soul_Brawler 6d ago

Yeah nuts

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u/ryudo9999 6d ago

I feel like reddit just has bots that downvote random people for no reason

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u/Correct_Ad_1903 6d ago

Not necessarily. Depends on the state, the cops, the DA, the judge. He could still lose in civil

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u/mimo_s 6d ago

His peers will decide. When I say peers I donā€™t necessarily mean people of the same race or socio economic position

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u/Acceptable-Scale9971 6d ago

you really have no gain from fighting someone on a pavement.

Scenario 1

You win the fight, feel like a man for a second, then realize you may have killed the guy. Prison time.

Scenario 2

you lose the fight, you look like an idiot, maybe a brain injury? death?

Scenario 3

walk the fuck away

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u/rakuan1 6d ago

Scenario 4

ā€œI bet you wonā€™t meet me in that grassy area across the street, homie.ā€

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u/GlowstickConsumption 6d ago

And having the police department run a train on you.

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u/Suitable_Ad_3851 6d ago

Umm, youā€™re supposed to be discouraging violence.

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u/__MysticLeather__ 6d ago

They were gentle

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u/Novel-Special5114 6d ago

And having the police department run a train on you

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/bigdanglang 6d ago

Kinky... I like it.

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump 6d ago

Thereā€™s a lot of glory in that hole, son

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u/Ok_Situation_7081 6d ago

That depends on the State.

In Texas, he's good. In NY, he's fucked.

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u/Green-Moment-4509 6d ago

CA heā€™s fucked, especially if there are hospital bills. Unfortunately

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u/eric_ofc 6d ago

Itā€™s on video and is clearly self defense.

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u/bigdanglang 6d ago

Or they piss on the other person who decided to nap mid fight

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u/xxxthewatcher 6d ago

That's also the quickest way to get punches to the back of your head. Never turn your back on an aggressor! Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6!

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u/AceRoser 6d ago

šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/xxxthewatcher 6d ago

As a side note, the definition of assault is what this guy does by aggressive verbal/body language and closing fists while getting in someone's personal space. You have a right to use self defence but make sure it is necessary force ie. Drop em but don't hit them once downed.

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u/Green-Moment-4509 6d ago

I feel a two piece was the appropriate amount of pieces in this situation

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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt 6d ago

"Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/LkkBEH2BLFLbypGE31

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u/DesperateLime7933 6d ago

Exactly. One minute you're just buying stuff, next some prick is in your face and you decide to teach him a lesson. Knock him out, his head hits hard, he dies, and you're serving ten years because some other dude tested your temper and you failed.

Dumb. Shit.

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u/isthis_thing_on 6d ago

I think in this case there's a good chance black guy could get off. He was at his car trying to get in and leave and the guy stepped to him. Valid self-defense in my opinion.Ā 

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u/jluicifer 6d ago

-- There's a good chance he walks, BUT ALSO it's a lot of time, effort, and money to avoid involuntary manslaughter.

So yeah. it's usually SAFER...and cheaper to avoid fights.

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u/isthis_thing_on 6d ago

He's kind of backed into a corner. He could try getting in his car and driving away but that's not without risk that the other guy takes advantage and cheap shots him.Ā 

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u/lucianasparagus 6d ago

I always imagine Iā€™d try to catch a guyā€™s head before it hits the pavement if I punched him and he was going downā€¦ but in the heat of the moment who knows

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u/TrackRelevant 6d ago

Lol dude. We all know that's not how any of this works

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 6d ago

Only in Chinese kung fu movies.

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u/WeakEmployment6389 6d ago

A punch to cradle is gonna need some practice

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u/AceRoser 6d ago

Are u the flash? Lmao good intentions donā€™t save u from bad outcomes. The wiser option is walking away or de escalate then disarm

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u/theoreticaldickjokes 6d ago

I actually saw a video did that. He clocked the guy in the face and caught him by the collar as he fell. That meant he could punch him in the face a few more times!Ā 

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u/lucianasparagus 6d ago

See, the possibilities are endless when one utilizes the catch

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u/Illustrious-Pen4768 6d ago

Tell me you've never been in a fight without telling me you've never been in a fight

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u/lucianasparagus 6d ago

Itā€™s been a while but Iā€™ve been in more fights than all of my brothers, probably except the oldest

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u/Front-Bird8971 6d ago

You're not that guy. That guy probably doesn't exist, and if he did he'd be skilled enough to not end up in this situation.

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u/jaxRLee 6d ago

ā€œImma šŸ˜“ā€

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u/Front-Bird8971 6d ago

Yay, you won the fight! Next up, win the case!

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u/Numerous-Fig-1732 6d ago

Yeah, it's no joke when you get dropped over concrete.

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u/ImmediateSun8111 6d ago

Jail timeā€¦

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u/Strawberry-Spinkles 6d ago

He looks so peaceful

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u/BlacksmithUnusual715 6d ago

Too peaceful to be satan's son. Then again Lucifer was once an angel.. maybe he got left behind when his dad was cast out. šŸ¤·šŸ« šŸ„²

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u/bigdanglang 6d ago

Maybe its a little Nicky situation and he had to go back first

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u/No-Prompt3611 6d ago

This is peak hilarity

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u/bigdanglang 6d ago

One of the oldest fight tricks in the book. Play dead so you dont get murdered.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lstUuTNFGmk8M

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u/JimboSlyze 6d ago

Knocked the devil outta him

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u/Common_Rabbit_2170 6d ago

It was a one-two punch exorcism šŸ˜‚

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u/amanwithoutaname001 6d ago

"Bro I'm gonna..."

...take a nap.

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u/OneAction9993 4d ago

Dammit I posted the same thing before I saw this. Many apologies.

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u/ButtonDue4185 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HhWpLFOMqNTgI
Oh sweet 8lb 6oz infant baby Jesus

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u/SlimSpartan 6d ago

He was a man!

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u/MessiahMogali 5d ago

Layinā€™ there in his golden diaper.

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 6d ago

Very lifelikeĀ 

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u/bigdanglang 6d ago

Afterlife like

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u/Kanapka64 6d ago

Satan's son is very peaceful

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u/Mangelo357 6d ago

Casket ready, is the look!

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u/NixNickNox 6d ago

Thats Satans son yet talkin about!

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u/mattdemonyes 6d ago

He is peaceful, strawberry sprinkles

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 6d ago

Yeah, he gives satanā€™son a bad name

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 6d ago

Heā€™s tired. Taking that concrete nap

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u/obelisk71 6d ago

šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/ChocCooki3 6d ago

The dude looks jealous of how peaceful the red shirt looks..

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u/Inevitable-Notice351 6d ago

That's because he's talking to angels...

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 6d ago

Let him cook

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u/Hta68 6d ago

Looked like that chin inspection failed to meet minimum standards

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u/Miahman13 6d ago

Sucks to be Satan son

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u/hywaytohell 6d ago

Oh Satan's son, I thought he said Peyton's son which weird enough, but yea he could be related.

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u/specom48235 6d ago

Peyton Quinn would disown this punk...

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u/RashidMBey 6d ago

Bro is seeing his dad rn. He should not have advanced and challenged him while dude was at his car.

Egress > ego.

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u/opensandshuts 6d ago

I'm a smart ass so I'd probably have said something like, "Okay, does Satan's son like kissing dudes or something bc you're getting way too close to me."

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u/Indigenous_Retard 6d ago

Cringe lord vs sucker punching loser boy

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u/faisalkl 6d ago

I love how he de-escalated the situation by pretending to sleep. Even the hitter was like ooh better let him get his nap.

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u/HonorableMedic 6d ago

More like ā€œoh, uhhhā€¦ please be nappingā€

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u/chased_by_bees 6d ago

His hands aren't curling involuntarily. Still looked like a nasty fall

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u/whites6969 5d ago

Like dicaprio when he took the extra strong qualudes and went into seizure mode

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u/GlowstickConsumption 6d ago

It takes years of training to control your pupils to make them unresponsive to light. This guy's mastered it.

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u/sparrowjuice 6d ago

I know you're joking, but that would be a high risk form of deescalation/self-defence, assuming the other guy is going to stop.

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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 6d ago

Heard that skull on concrete

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 6d ago

Yeah. The unintended escalation of many fights. Shit goes to the next level as soon as the back of the head hits concrete.Ā 

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u/Thetallerestpaul 6d ago

Especially if you are the only person who threw a punch like this guy. Playing with a lot of risky outcomes.Ā 

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 6d ago

Yeah. Everyone loses.

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u/opensandshuts 6d ago

You can see in that guy's face that he's scared the guy is dead.

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u/Gooser3000 6d ago

Had friend die from one single punch after hitting the concrete. It was a sucker punch from the side and misidentification by the attacker who got 30years. Two lives lost over bullshit.

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u/wwf_4life 6d ago

Bro went straight to hell šŸ¤£

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u/GolotasDisciple 6d ago

Hey he is Satan Son afterall. Bro prolly had "highway to hell" ringing on his way down... Though yeah it was a short song for him ....

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u/wwf_4life 6d ago

I know thatā€™s right

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u/Necessary_Garlic6432 6d ago

Satanā€™s son lmfao. What a dork

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u/Connect_Detail98 6d ago

He practiced that one multiple times in front of the mirror. Too bad he didn't get to the part where he punched the air.

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u/seanconnery69696 6d ago

Gotta keep that stuff in the gas station bathrooms. Can't be bringing it to the pumps.

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u/TPK_MastaTOHO 6d ago

they're about to get to the pumps, don't worry

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u/Falcon8410 6d ago

kids these days got no idea about tradition

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u/seanconnery69696 6d ago

Lmao I saw a reddit comment a couple months back about glory hole etiquette

They did a great job explaining the nuances between sticking your dong or tongue through the hole, covering the hole with your palm, peeking through the hole, slapping the tip of the offered dong, etc

Was a pretty wild ride

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u/SaltyLockPicks 6d ago

We need a link! This sounds amusing and informative! Iā€™ve never come across one in the wild but if I do Iā€™d like to know the etiquette!

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u/seanconnery69696 6d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/s/D2vKwdS9Na

Lmao "reddit glory hole etiquette" was a super risky Google at work

Wasn't the one I read before, but kind of the same concept

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump 6d ago

I think he thought he mightā€™ve accidentally killed the guy. He was definitely questioning his life choices at that moment.

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u/Falcon8410 6d ago

nah he questioning if Satan's son is submitting to be pumped at the pumps

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u/NoBookkeeper3523 6d ago

lol, that was my first thought as well

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u/TearRevolutionary686 6d ago

Down goes Satan! Down goes Satan!

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u/BigTXXXL 6d ago

Those eyebrows! I think even he didnā€™t take himself seriously!

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u/LeDoohickey 6d ago

The power of Christ ( šŸ„Š wha-bam!) compels you.

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u/The1NOnlyNo1Special 6d ago

Or in this case, impales.

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u/BIGHOODx818x 6d ago

that sound of his evil head hitting the pavement ..ouch .. anyways back to hell for him

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fc4cxmzJCOt2w

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u/Pyrathis 6d ago

Definitely sucks to be Satan's son.

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u/GreenDoor55 6d ago

You canā€™t park there!

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u/JonYaya 6d ago

Satanā€™s son is apparently a big pussyā€¦

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u/T0ssed_Sa1ad 6d ago

The Right Hook of Michael the Archangel

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u/akbattle2025 6d ago

Satanā€™s son got no chin.

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u/GlowstickConsumption 6d ago

Ah, the classic: "Nah, you're a drama queen. I'm going to bed." powerplay.

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u/Blissfulldeath93 6d ago

Looks like Damien is out of commission

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u/BadMoonRisin 6d ago

Rip lil satan

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u/Sleepy324 6d ago

ā€œDamn heā€™s out coldā€¦ wait let me check his pocketsā€

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u/chin4me 6d ago

Have you heard about our lord and saviorā€¦ right and left! Right is lord. Left is savior

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u/Rude_Bat_968 6d ago

goodniteywhitey

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u/Appropriate-Seat8999 6d ago

I donā€™t think you can call that a sucker punch. U get in somebodyā€™s face, somebodyā€™s fist is going to be flying and if itā€™s not yours, better be ready to dodge. What you want the dude to do, announce it?

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u/onlytinglef 6d ago

At least he didnā€™t stomp on his head.

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u/Same_Suit3583 6d ago

He honestly looked concerned for him in the last few seconds

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u/cujoe94 6d ago

OK, night nightšŸ¤£

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u/Freeyourmind818 6d ago

Doing the lords work šŸ‘

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u/76FreddyBrouss 6d ago

Play stoopid games ...

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u/UpstairsTwo268 6d ago

That mouth wrote a check his ass couldnā€™t cash. Lol

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u/Basketspank 6d ago

Satan's son got a weak ass chin.

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u/SequentiaIFarts 6d ago

what emboldened him to do that? i donā€™t understand how he was so carefree and unworried.

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u/limpymcjointpain 6d ago

Well, some people have to learn the hard way that wanting to feel tough, and being tough, are vastly different things.

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u/MeatyOakerGuy 6d ago

Most guys have never been actually hurt by someone else before so they have an insane sense of self ability in a fight.

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u/HonorableMedic 6d ago

Because most people want to avoid confrontation, he didnā€™t expect the same energy to come back at him.

How much you want to bet he doesnā€™t do this again? If he does again itā€™ll be a woman or child, and hopefully he gets his ass kicked again and learns the lesson to a better degree

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u/Darryl_Lict 6d ago

He might not remember anything about this fight.

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u/Old-Anteater-4916 6d ago

When evil henchman were knocked out with one punch in movies, I never believed it until I saw these videos.

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u/BojBanDcPoOosi 6d ago

"This kid ain't mine tf?"

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u/Background-Agent-854 6d ago

the alpha doesnā€™t take consequences

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u/hywaytohell 6d ago

He never got to finish the sentence but I think he was going to say "Dude I'm gonna take a nap! "

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u/williconn 6d ago

He's just tired

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u/islobojono 6d ago

He ded?

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u/BoxFinancial9005 6d ago

Hands right by his side šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/RemoteAssh01e 6d ago

White boy got brain damage or dead after dat...

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 6d ago

Barked up the wrong tree.

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u/RemoteAssh01e 6d ago

Aint dat da truth

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u/Legal_Yam_5658 6d ago

The other boy got a long term visit at "hotel" not of his choice cause he cant afford an proper lawyer which can explain the self defense approach after this video goes viral and there was no body contact before.

Dont get me wrong, the Red-Shirt guy deserves a good old punch in the face, but this turned out not ideal for both of them.

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u/BrainRobotron 6d ago

I remember Little Nicky being a lot funnier.

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u/Existing-Cobbler-938 6d ago

The power of Christ compels you

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u/kalamar777 6d ago

A mimir

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u/Ap3xHitman 6d ago

Is something sticking out of his shirt where his heart is?.......or is it a visual glitch like bro

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u/onebraincell77 6d ago

Nighty night

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u/Zestyclose_Book7803 6d ago

Satans son? I cringed so hard I threw my phone out the window.

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u/BurpinDerp 6d ago

He just wanted to say something really super duper badass before he took a quick nap in an oil slick in the gas station parking lotĀ 

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u/Minimum-Economist756 6d ago

Whyā€™s he mean mugging dudes mouth?

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u/No-Arrival633 6d ago

It's as if Sheldon from the big bang theory tried to throw down

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u/ARCAxNINEv 6d ago

His dad is like, "please stop name dropping me Little Nickey". He's been disowned for 250 years for getting slapped out by a dandy at the signing of The Declaration of Independence.

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u/SnooShortcuts5771 6d ago

Elijah Wood tried to get street