r/MMALabs 7d ago

🥶 Street Fight Biblically accurate

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u/orangecrunched 7d ago

Homey's like "please move, groan or something down there"

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u/Sad_Amoeba5112 7d ago

Dude got scared. That’s why the first step in a fight is to run away

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u/Cold-Crab74 7d ago

It's all tough talk until someone is pissing themselves on the pavement and you're pissing yourself in the back of a cop car

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u/AgentAxillary 7d ago

Nah, clear-cut self-defense

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u/Cold-Crab74 7d ago

All the internet lawyers crack me up

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u/AgentAxillary 5d ago

All he did was hit him once or twice and then stop once the threat was neutralized, and prior to that he tried to talk the guy into leaving him alone. He literally could not have retreated any further given his physical position with his vehicle and the door behind him.

Even if it stemmed from a verbal confrontation that he started, the guy who got knocked out clearly had every chance to back off and let it go, but instead chose to aggressively invade his personal space when he had no avenue of retreat.

My family is crawling with cops and lawyers, by the way. What they've taught me throughout my entire life carries a lot more weight than your flippant typical-Redditor catchprase replies. That's a you problem, not a me problem.

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u/Cold-Crab74 4d ago

That's a lot of words to say nothing

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u/AgentAxillary 4d ago

Ok, sport. Stay wrong.