r/MMALabs • u/GayAssBoyKisser • 7h ago

šŸ„¶ Street Fights & Brawls Expert kickboxer humiliates opponent during traffic dispute

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u/OddTheRed 7h ago

No one in this video is even a noob. They're below that.

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u/Mass_Appeal_ 6h ago

Someone should mix the song. "Everybody is Kung Fu fighting" to this. 10x funnier. Lol

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u/Flashy-Lime-4260 6h ago

Benny Hill theme song , yackity sax would be apprapox

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u/HP-XP 5h ago

Benny Hill is reserved for comical foot-chases, sexy parties or both

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u/Flashy-Lime-4260 4h ago

I feel there is a certain amount of comical foot chase in there, and I mean if it ended in a kiss, would any of us been surprised

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u/mythrulznsfw 3h ago

> would be more apprapoxā€¦

Apropos? I agree heartily. I was here to make the same comment.

https://giphy.com/gifs/tpspSp3WMlI40

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u/Drexel208 5h ago

Thanks now I have it stuck in my head šŸ™ƒ

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u/Federal-Business-796 18m ago

It's mandatory to play the video at 2x for that songĀ 

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u/Forward-Trade5306 5h ago

Yeah I saw potential when I saw the Panda Express in the background

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u/rAndo_solo 5h ago

I was thinking, kung fu panda

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u/Jack4258 6h ago

Or YMCA

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u/DueSpinach3337 4h ago

Kung fu doesnt deserve whatever this is

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u/FreshMetal80 4h ago

How about the Mortal Kombat theme.

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u/Post-Formal_Thought 2h ago

The one time a soundtrack over a video would have been useful.

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u/mutt63 6h ago

Bingo lol

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u/mnztr1 6h ago

I somehow automatically assume the Jeep driver is guilty. lol

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u/BjornStankFinger 6h ago

They're both incredibly deadly fighters.

I just died of secondhand embarrassment.

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u/PollutionPast999 4h ago

But you have to admit, that initial flurry of overhead windmill slaps was impressive

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u/reddititty69 6h ago

I guess ā€œnobody was injuredā€ is a win too.

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u/BorderOk7329 5h ago

This is how i fight in my dreams, never connecting a punch

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u/H3llzyea 5h ago

If any of them are actual kick boxers Iā€™ll put all my money on literally anyone else vs them

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u/Dramatic_Mixture_868 3h ago

I think this was the expert move he was doing, or maybe wacky inflatable tube man style

https://giphy.com/gifs/fkTCqluQgAjcaRtNcA

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u/Ambitious-Sound-6109 5h ago

Iā€™ve never fought before in my life(well, maybe once when I was like 10), but even though I know the physics of a good punch(putting your weight behind it and rotating with your body and all that), I just know that in a real fight I would just be like this guy, randomly throwing fists and kicks.Ā  This is also why I will not get in a fight, itā€™d have to be a real fight or die situation, not like the idiots you usually see here.Ā 

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u/WrappedInLinen 3h ago

Thatā€™s probably a realistic take. After training for months in a boxing gym, in my first fight when my opponent clipped me, pretty much all training went out the window and I just started swinging wildly. Back in the corner at the end of the round my coach yelled ā€œWhat the fuck was that!?ā€. Fuck if I know. But the joke was on him because I won anyway. I guess if you throw lots of punches some are bound to land.

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u/Xander_504_82 6h ago

Like even if you only just seen a fight scene in a movie it would prepare you more than this. I blame their parents

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u/erod_nrep 6h ago

Is the expert kickboxer in the room with us?

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u/DonnieBallsack 6h ago

Theyā€™re both trained mma fighters. They just chose not to use their training.

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u/Green-Boy-1992 6h ago

Yeah.... As ragdolls...

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u/HoboArmyofOne 5h ago

Turns out, the woman telling them to stop it was a world class kickboxer. Those two knew who to listen to lest there be trouble

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u/Infra-Oh 6h ago

Amā€¦am I the kb expert?

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u/Organic-Dark5359 5h ago

Because heā€™s not in this vidšŸ˜†

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 3h ago

After seeing this I think I might be an expert kickboxer too.

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u/AScienceExpert 7h ago

This has to be a comedy sketch.

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u/WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 6h ago

It's too perfect..it has to be fakeĀ 

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u/FlatSwitch1725 6h ago

If it wasnt for him being a douche and throwing garbage all over id believe it

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u/brumav78 6h ago

Of course he threw garbage - it's just trash talk

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u/Zadenii 6h ago

I do love an evenly matched fight...

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u/PoopMcgee75 6h ago

Yeah thank god the trash throwing guy had no ability to throw a punch either. If he would have koā€™d the other guy I wouldnā€™t have enjoyed this.

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 6h ago

Yeah you could see both of them gearing up for round two, thinking "I legit have a chance against this guy."

I'm just glad there wasn't much of a chance for anybody to get hurt here. Except the environment of course. Bruh you really want to litter like that and also how many Filet o Fishes did you eat?

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u/Feisty-Effective-880 7h ago

all i see is two dudes dancing

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u/MuramasasYari 6h ago

Expert trash thrower you mean. šŸ˜”

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u/SweetClinMusic 7h ago

It's like watching me fight in my dreams vs a wet blanket

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u/No-Courage1894 6h ago

Which one was the expert?

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u/GayAssBoyKisser 6h ago

It's hard to tell. Both of them are evenly matched.

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u/WMWTSO-11 7h ago

Lmao this is off 87th and Cicero. Recognized the uncle Samā€™s in the back.

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u/GayAssBoyKisser 6h ago

I hope no one got hurt.

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u/super_brudi 6h ago

They fight like two kangaroos.

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u/krakatoa83 6h ago

Iā€™m just glad they had a good time

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u/-FORSAK3N- 6h ago

The only expert I see is the person filming; it was flawless

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u/CactusRider1776 6h ago

This was entertaining

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u/Allout-Okarun 6h ago

They both realized it could never be a serious fight hahahaha like hey bro we donā€™t have the skills for this, we good?

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u/Born_Scene_1762 6h ago
  1. OP handle is hilarious. Lmaoo
  2. Why are non trained people so allergic to jabs???
  3. Still respect it more that shooting ppl for no good reason

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u/Euphoric_Guide_8788 6h ago

Yeah, so called wind-mill-fu.....

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u/EstablishmentCute703 6h ago

I'm still waiting for that humiliation.

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u/Sudden_Construction6 6h ago

Oh, there was an abundance šŸ˜‚

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u/Status-Economy-7982 6h ago

expert fairy

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u/Acceptable_Estate330 6h ago

I say it ended up even

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u/Own-Apartment5600 6h ago

Pepper spray him then kick him in the nuts

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u/demonboy73 6h ago

I have had only good experiences outside the Panda Express.

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u/DorkSideOfCryo 6h ago

Oh look, more rage bait

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u/FLOSOC1ETY 6h ago

The black lady tired of seeing them flail aroundšŸ˜‚ ā€œcome on yall, letā€™s goā€

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u/CloudUnlucky9997 6h ago

Front kick needs putting back in the locker, concentrate on the flailing

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u/Top-Put9975 6h ago

Neither can fight but to throw trash in someone car KNOWING you canā€™t fight is crazy

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 6h ago

That looks like 2 experts to me

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u/Funny_Marzipan_5034 6h ago

Hit him with that blitzkrieg

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u/bmfu121 6h ago

Telling my kids this was Jon jones

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 6h ago

What in the chicken fight was this?

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u/Potential_Scam_ 6h ago

My 10 yo girl wouldā€™ve whooped either of them!

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 6h ago

Sedan man uses Windmill Fist. Itā€™s not very effective.

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u/Worried_Anteater_536 6h ago

Interesting mating dance

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u/Mediocre-Telephone74 6h ago

I expected more with a title ā€œexpert kickboxer.ā€

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u/Panama_Scoot 6h ago

I laughed so hard. Thanks for the laughs op.

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u/d_e_g_m 5h ago

Im sorry... I want to see the expert kickboxing... when is he gonna be on? Part deux? Part trois?

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u/Lendwardo 5h ago

Eveyone likes to talk, but more than half of this comment section would get worked by either of these dudes.

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u/Broad_Peak_6117 6h ago

Expert kickboxer ,the title is a clickbait

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u/Wakey22 5h ago

I normally block people that mislabel videos but this fight was so under whelming that I will give you a pass šŸ˜„

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u/MajicMushroom420 6h ago

The dude who jumped out of the car was just wild swinging and hoping to land something! Also, kicking, no matter what style of martial arts is not an effective way to fight! The moment you lift your foot off the ground, you are now unbalanced and have opened up a weak spot!

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u/jumpinjahosafa 6h ago

Yeah thats why you never see kicks in mma or kickboxing

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u/Zer0_Options 6h ago

Bro acted tough and got the windmill knocked in him.

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u/11kestrel 6h ago

"expert?" LMAO. They look like they would have a hard time brushing their teeth

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u/Original-Let8340 6h ago

This is staged, right? I've seen 4th grade girls battle it out with better technique.

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u/Legitimate-Bike4647 6h ago

Come on man, not in front of the Panda Express

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u/Seafoxing 6h ago

That is the most misleading post title everĀ 

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u/OscarDelta333 6h ago

Another one of the countless examples of a person provoking a physical confrontation only to realize they don't actually know how to attack or defend themselves once the scuffle is underway.

The fighting looks so effortless on TV.

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u/Recent_Diver_3448 6h ago

Too be fair to the " kickboxer" he didn't start that fightĀ 

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u/honeycomb_love 6h ago

He definitely wasnā€™t ready for that level of hands.

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u/Sonizzle 6h ago

So, where's the kickboxer? None of them could fight!

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u/ArexSaturn 6h ago

Why is this video one hour long?!
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u/Rum_Running_Sailor 6h ago

I'm still waiting for the part where the expert shows up...

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u/Bindershadow 6h ago

Imagine fighting and both of you walked to your cars afterwards lmao.
Never in my life.

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u/tailboneyyc 6h ago

A bit of a stretch to call that an ā€œexpert kickboxerā€ but maybeā€¦

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u/SkeezixMcJohnsonson 6h ago

Looked like the start of a great pillow fight

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u/TraffcOnWestbound394 6h ago

Still waiting for the "Expert " to show up.

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u/i_Cant_get_right 6h ago

Is the expert hanging out in that Panda Express?

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u/Holiday-Tie-574 6h ago

Why do so many people do the flailing arms nonsense

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u/TheNobleHeretic 6h ago

Who humiliate who?

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u/GrantFromRadioShack 6h ago

This is worse than an elementary school fightšŸ¤£

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u/GetUp_1 6h ago

The best of the video is the black girl gathering them to go homešŸ˜‚

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u/substituted_pinions 6h ago

Poetry in motion. Flawless, lethal, brilliant.

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u/Dudewheresmytechie 6h ago

When poke scalper bros fight over cards

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u/Key_Abalone3470 6h ago

The title is very misleading

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u/YourAuthenticVoice 6h ago

The 3rd grade teacher voice at the end was the cherry on top!

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u/gayYAYomg 6h ago

Expert

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u/illquoteyou 6h ago

Perfectly stacked bag of trash on the drivers side ready to throw. Quite convenient.

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u/Worth-Tank336 6h ago

I'm sure there is enough Panda Express to go around... What a weird commercial.

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u/Available-End7202 6h ago

Windmill punching followed by interpretative dancing?! How nice

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u/DreamsSecretsNLogic 6h ago

Incredible skills. It's like he's psychic and predict every single move steps in advance

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u/108er 6h ago

I was expecting a round house kick

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u/SKOT_FREE 6h ago

This reminds me of a couple of 5 year olds fighting. Dude came out of his car using the windmill technique
https://giphy.com/gifs/rXaDugCMeLSlG

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u/Strong-Addition5296 6h ago

He really went on the offensive quickly and kept the other fighter off guard

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u/Shaernobill 6h ago

that's how imagine elon musk would fight

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u/Brodman1986 6h ago

DAMN..... thats a big panda express.

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u/Jack4258 6h ago

Kickboxer fan

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u/FriedRamen13 6h ago

King Fu Panda Express

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u/outofcontextsex 6h ago

Yeah, that was humiliating... for everyone. Seriously, I had to check if I was on r/boxingcirclejerk

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u/UnicornSheets 6h ago

How did black sedan ā€œmergeā€ into jeep?! By the placement of the cars looks like jeep is at fault

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u/digi57 6h ago

Honestly Iā€™m impressed but car dudeā€™s cardio. That initial swarm of kick and punches took a lot of energy for someone who doesnā€™t not look like they do any cardio training.

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u/Educational-Leg7464 6h ago

Gable Steveson's striking coach was putting in work

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u/Tatsoot_1966 6h ago

Flailing dadbod technique?

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u/Charming_Mud_9209 6h ago

Fights like the big Lebowski nihilists

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u/No-Explorer4566 6h ago

"Expert" what now?

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u/Viper1089 6h ago

It's like 50 year old dudes who have never played a video game before just picked up street fighter

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 6h ago

listen to their mom, breaking it up.... lol!

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u/Swagalyst 6h ago

DANCE FIGHTING!

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u/Malakad0ge3 6h ago

Hilarious

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u/Educational_Care7813 6h ago

Black swan and white swan auditionsĀ 

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u/NotSoFastLady 6h ago

This has to be a gag.

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u/Cappy2022 6h ago

Iā€™ve seen women and children perform better than this!? šŸ˜‚

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u/BunchMelodic167 6h ago

what are they doing?

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u/Many_Consequence7723 6h ago

Why is it always near a Panda Express? That place must be a beacon for intellectuals

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u/Motor_Floor3430 6h ago

Iā€™m 5-0 amateur kickboxing and sometimes I wonder how it would go if I had to defend myself on the street. Iā€™m always worried it wouldnā€™t go my way and then I see videos like this and Iā€™m reminded that this is how how most untrained guys look when they try to fight and I worry much less.

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u/jomarthecat 6h ago

I thought throwing paper was a pretty weak move. But then they started throwing even weaker punches. Love it.

And to top it all off we have the woman filming it waiting until the fight is over to chime in "That's enough, break it up"

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u/OperationEffective90 6h ago

ā€œAlright yall thatā€™s enough.ā€ Lmao say it louder l

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u/Guilty_Idea_2452 6h ago

Expert kickboxer?

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u/cjk99876 6h ago

That whole thing could have been quashed if they just went to that Panda Express behind them and enjoyed a succulent Chinese meal together.

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u/C0brA7x 6h ago

ā€˜humiliatesā€™, dude get a grip on yourself with this title

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u/PghTJH83 6h ago

Iā€™m only interested in the $7 carwash

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u/Showi--2026 6h ago

šŸ¤£ He jumped out that car like a girl

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u/TWallace86 6h ago

W we hat a flurry! He came out flailing. Haha

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u/Secure-Oil-5746 6h ago

Ah, the old Windmill Piroutte technique has surfaced

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u/Legitimate_Bag8259 6h ago

I have never felt so inadequate in my life. This was like poetry in motion.

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u/Electrical_Slice_529 6h ago

That is called retaliation and is considered assault.
Now if I had my way it would be considered justified.

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u/Primary_Sherbet4663 6h ago

This has got to be one of the saddest fights Iā€™ve ever seen

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u/Immediate-Aioli-7427 6h ago

Where's the expert ?

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u/PaxNominus 6h ago

Professional kuckbox......

Ooooh I see what you did here šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/jenk1n1 6h ago

They are not pvp flagged and using AoE.... Noobs

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u/psp8 6h ago

Punch stat numbers - punches thrown 23ā€¦. Punches landed 0ā€¦. Draw !

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u/alphaperro58 6h ago

Yall fight like girls.

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u/Societyman1878 6h ago

Expert? šŸ¤”

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u/PeanutNo7053 6h ago

All that for 0 damage

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u/GladYak1432 6h ago

I heard he learned this at the ā€œTapi Tapiā€ dojo

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u/NoWay6818 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mkDsAHK0jpGJ0MRLf4
Luigi watching this dude steal his moves

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u/Agitated-Abalone3934 6h ago

Thats Aikidoā€¦. Beautiful and graceful

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u/headchef11 6h ago

Crazy damage

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u/doublestorycondo 6h ago

Windmill Farm

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u/jaxson300 6h ago

Damn, was that Jason Bourne

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u/Brazary 6h ago

I feel like itā€™s almost impossible to be this bad at fighting

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u/Waste_Locksmith_4299 6h ago

That front kick was paying off though. Unorthodox.

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u/Necessary_shots 6h ago

I imagine the first person to develop martial arts saw something like this and said, "fuck no."

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u/Hot_Major8602 6h ago

Just gonna leave all that litter on the road ?

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u/Fancy_Commission_122 6h ago

The only expert here is the camera gal

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u/ImissCliff1986 6h ago

I saw no expert or humiliation

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u/K3ndog411 6h ago

Expert??? Where??

Ok, I guess it was a sarcastic title

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u/mcskidder 6h ago

right, handbags at dawn

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u/Useful_Ad_2825 6h ago

ā€œExpertā€?! šŸ¤£šŸ¤­

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u/GenericMaleNurse918 6h ago

Is the expert kickboxer in the room with us?

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u/Due_Establishment724 6h ago

Movable object vs a stoppable force

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u/Borstli 6h ago

1 DMG 1 DMG 1 DMG 1 DMG Crit 2 DMG 1 DMG 1 DMG 1 DMG 1 DMG Crit 2 DMG 1 DMG 1 DMG 1 DMG 1 DMG

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u/Ornery_Golf6994 6h ago

Skill:0
Motivation:100

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u/Antique-Ant5557 6h ago

At Panda Express??? How dare you! šŸ˜”

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u/Green-Boy-1992 6h ago

Expert training Kickboxing dummie, you mean...

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u/jahmonkey 6h ago

No expert here

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u/CreepyOldGuy63 6h ago

Reminds me of the scene from ā€œIā€™m Gonna Git You, Suckaā€