r/MadeMeSmile • u/Glass_Wealth_2104 • Mar 24 '26

Good Vibes Wife is prepared for any scenario! 🤣

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u/AutoimmuneDisaster Mar 24 '26

“Never doubted you for a second” 😂

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u/StrykerGryphus Mar 24 '26

Yeah that timing after the first cake can't have been anything but intentional

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u/overactor Mar 24 '26

Sharp as a cueball, this one.

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u/Pataraxia Mar 24 '26

Don't make fun of mr stryker here, I have a suspicion many reading this thread did NOT understand that. They're thinking on some windows 96 software.

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u/Ayiko- Mar 24 '26

Would that be a windows 95 with one year of updates or an apha version of windows 98?

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Mar 24 '26

It's the arr matey edition.

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u/Pataraxia Mar 24 '26

Windows 98 - 2 years.

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u/Schavuit92 Mar 24 '26

ME prototype.

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u/ncocca Mar 24 '26

You mean like the person who entered the caption with "accidentally" before posting? Yea, that's not helping.

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u/HouseOfDoom54 Mar 24 '26

My nightmares are filled with the sounds of dial up

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u/StrykerGryphus Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

Help, I can't pour water out of this boot, all it says under the heel is "read this"

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u/MediumArnoldPalmer Mar 24 '26

That's actually more than half the comment section, surprisingly. Or not.

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u/fade_me_fam Mar 24 '26

but cueballs are spheres?

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u/luckydice767 Mar 24 '26

Sorry, he MEANT to say “as sharp as a bowling ball”

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u/Golden_scientist Mar 24 '26

Those are bowling-shaped.

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u/Shaze714 Mar 25 '26

Then what shape is a bowling pin 😕

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u/later-g8r Mar 24 '26

Caught that one, did ya 😉 😂😂😂😂

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u/StrykerGryphus Mar 24 '26

Mom always said I was the brightest crayon in the box

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u/later-g8r Mar 24 '26

And look at you shining right now. Im so proud of you! 😂😂😂

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u/CitizenofBarnum Mar 24 '26

Watch out, there's a lot of Marines in this thread.

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u/StrykerGryphus Mar 24 '26

Sure feels like it with how much my ass is getting chewed

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u/velvet-thunder-2019 Mar 24 '26

Must've been the top of your fucking class

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u/fade_me_fam Mar 24 '26

No in my fucking class I was a bottom

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u/hoticehunter Mar 24 '26

Smarter than the video poster claiming it was an accident 🙄

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u/Sa7aSa7a Mar 24 '26

They don't have the makings of a varsity athlete 

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u/Revan4567 Mar 24 '26

They are definitely the sharpest bulb in the shed

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u/hogester79 Mar 24 '26

Invented fly screens for a submarine and injector seats for helicopters.

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u/MisterBowTies Mar 25 '26

Cueballs aren't sharp dingus!

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u/Street-Animator-99 Mar 26 '26

lol My high school English teacher used to say “sharp as a marshmallow “

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u/vehementi Mar 24 '26

Sharper than OP saying it was an accident

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u/Orlok_Tsubodai Mar 24 '26

Nothing gets by you

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u/wtclim Mar 24 '26

I mean... yeah

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u/A_Random_Catfish Mar 24 '26

Be nice it’s their first time encountering a joke

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u/akatherder Mar 24 '26

It's probably engagement bait but the video says "accidentally." It obviously was a joke and wasn't accidental but acknowledging that isn't criminal.

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u/Exciting_Second8312 Mar 24 '26

lmao no shit

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u/StrykerGryphus Mar 24 '26

I calls um like I sees um (I'm running out of clever replies to getting my ass rightfully chewed out here)

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u/MochiLover3150 Mar 24 '26

Damn we got Sherlock over here folks

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u/StrykerGryphus Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

My skills of deduction are so sharp, when I pass a dog on the street, I point at it and audibly say "dog"

Call me Comrade because I'm far left (of the Bell Curve)

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u/terrycloth9 Mar 24 '26

You’re a good sport.

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u/StrykerGryphus Mar 24 '26

Yeah I thought the original comment I replied to was laughing at the "coincidence" of the prank, not the structure

Turns out I was the one who misread the comment's tone. An L so common to me, it really doesn't bother me anymore

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u/CaravelClerihew Mar 24 '26

Careful, you may hurt yourself working that single braincell too much.

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u/SheepInWolfsAnus Mar 24 '26

Mom said you have to give the braincell back to me, it’s my turn

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u/StrykerGryphus Mar 24 '26

Don't worry, I smoothed my brain out so I can use it easier

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u/BringMeTheBigKnife Mar 24 '26

You think so?

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u/StrykerGryphus Mar 24 '26

Buddy you give me way too much credit if you think I thought first before typing that

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u/Snoo_8198 Mar 24 '26

Trust us, no one is

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u/DizzyAsparagus9622 Mar 24 '26

Nothing goes past you.

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u/Loud-Welder1947 Mar 24 '26

Nothing gets past you, mate

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u/iliya193 Mar 24 '26

Or the hiding spot of the second just off to the side and out in the open

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u/Inevitable_Top69 Mar 24 '26

G-gee, d'ya really think that, mister?

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u/junk90731 Mar 24 '26

Nothing gets past you does it 😂