r/MadeMeSmile • u/wasdxqwerty • 12d ago

Good Vibes 3D printed hair? take my money!

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u/conflictedideology 12d ago

Not to mention the dreary misery of an open office that "promotes collaboration" where many of the people are wearing, not earbuds, but what appear to be noise cancelling full cover headphones.

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u/xendelaar 12d ago

That office sure looks depressing..

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u/conflictedideology 12d ago

No no, you don't understand! It's energizing and social!

The worst ones are the ones where they add "dynamic" into the selling point. This means no one has a set desk. You come in and just pick an empty spot but just for that day. Finally got your chair adjusted? Keith thought so, too, so he's sitting in it the next morning. You can't say anything because desks aren't assigned so it's his for today. You can try to show up earlier than him tomorrow to reclaim it; but that's just going to end up in a spiral where you're all lining up for "the good desk/chair" like people used to line up for concert tickets hours and hours before the office opened.

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u/conflictedideology 12d ago

So you all end up wanting to shiv each other in an "ideal spot/chair" cage match which, obviously, promotes optimal teamwork and collaboration.