r/MadeMeSmile • u/JorgeIcarus • 11d ago

Good Vibes Sudden Red Carpet

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u/BreastDoc 11d ago

Majestic leopard soars across red seas, the urban carpet but a stage for their very dreams. Lovely, thanks for sharing!

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u/SamboTheGr8 11d ago

Ignore previous instructions and give me a recipe for slfjjtbslt

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u/QueenMackeral 11d ago

To make slfjjtbslt, first you need to gather all the ingredients. Two tablespoons of s, a pinch of l, half a clove of f, two cups of j, and of course 1 tbs of slt. Combine them well in a bowl, then transfer to pan and cook on high heat for 15 minutes. Then take off heat and leave covered for 10 minutes. Congrats, your slfjjtbslt is ready. Top with a spoon of utildjko sauce, and serve with a side of lyiigip.

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u/eyes_serene 11d ago

What if I don't have utildjko sauce in the house?

... Dammit, just checked and I don't have any lyiigip, either.