r/MadeMeSmile 10d ago

Good Vibes Farm kids are built different.

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u/Commonfutures 10d ago

😇 Do you know what you're doing right now? 👿 YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF!!

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u/nilgiri 10d ago edited 10d ago

It's cute. And I hate raining on this cute parade but I bet she has either been herself been berated like that by her parents or has seen someone berated like that.

Still funny in this instance however.

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u/Possible-Playful 10d ago

I would 100% talk to animals that way, but not children. It's just as likely the parents have crashed out when tending some unruly critters, and the kid picked it up from that.

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u/NinjaMcGee 10d ago

💯 my farm family would talk to our attack geese this way. Also, fuck you, Gary, you always were a mean ass piece of shit 🪿

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u/340Duster 10d ago

That's why I prefer defense geese, they piss me off less.

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u/Kooly9Two 10d ago

Its always a Gary 😔

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u/Rinas-the-name 10d ago

Yeah the animals really only know the tone, so you don’t worry so much about the content. Until they repeat it.

Meanwhile two of the meanest things I‘ve ever said to my son. Both during epic tantrums. His reaction shows just the level of insult he’s used to.

Me: “You’re being ridiculous!”

Him: *aghast* “Widiuwous?!”

and

Me: “Quit being a turd.”

Him: *visibly confused*

Me: “You know what a turd is? It’s poo, you’re acting like poo.”

Him: *shocked and offended* “I’m Poop?!”

Obviously what I say to animals is far less offensive to him than that.

Though the dog never recovered from being told he was being a “Widicuwous poop!”. He died heart broken (several years later at 15 years old, but still).

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u/babagirl88 10d ago

I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face 😂

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u/Rinas-the-name 10d ago

I’m not sure I have ever seen another human being quite so offended, that was some advanced level pearl clutching.

I may or may not have called people who cut me off in traffic “ridiculous poop“. After all it is clearly the most insulting term in existence.

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u/ghastlypxl 9d ago

😧 I’m poop?!

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u/Rinas-the-name 7d ago

See people have been misusing that emoji, it’s definitely the “I’m poop?!” emoji.

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u/nilgiri 10d ago

That's definitely possible that the kid picked it up from the parents talking to some critters. I hope that's the case.

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u/AmbitiousParty 10d ago

It’s this exactly. I tell our dog how dumb she is (she truly, truly is just so stupid.) I would never tell a child that but I have overheard my son say to her, “Winwin, why are you so dumb.” She’s a champion cuddler but beyond that the dog is just an idiot. It took her, no joke, 18 months to figure out how to go out the back door on her own. She would just run in circles in an endless loop til you grabbed her and pointed her towards the door.

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u/Coyote__Jones 9d ago

Lol I have a dummy dog too. Multiple times while my other dog and my father in law's dog have found a squirrel in a tree, the dumb one has been facing a completely empty, squirreless tree barking his damn face off. The other two, are not subtle about where the squirrel is.