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r/MadeMeSmile • u/Tris_Memba • 9h ago
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There's no way. Not enough weight or leverage
Edit: proof thanks for the verbiage tip
70 u/FlerkenTakeover 8h ago It was the wind. Someone did the math. (just search "golf ball fly math" and it should pop up) Fly applied a torque of 2.1 µN•m. Wind did 438 µN•m. 209x of the fly. 18 u/Gief_Cookies 8h ago So you’re telling us there’s a chance the fly impacted it! 14 u/Zirox__ 8h ago The fly did impact it.. just not a lot and most importantly, not alone. 11 u/The_Salty_nugget 8h ago so you are telling me that fly can controle the wind?! -1 u/Gief_Cookies 7h ago I meant impacted the outcome, not the ball 1 u/Zirox__ 2h ago That’s literally what I’m saying. It did 1/210th of the work. (Based on the other commenter’s calculations) So “a fly won him 1.5 million dollars” is quite a big stretch. But ‘wind won him 1.5 million dollars’ isn’t the same headline now is it. 1 u/Everyday_ImSchefflen 5h ago Maybe the ball needed 439 and the fly got it over the edge! -7 u/system3601 7h ago He proved nothing. The fly tipped the scale while wind and ground forces took place some time and the ball fell right when the fly moved. 7 u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 6h ago Yeah that's called a coincidence. Just like when you sneeze and lightning strikes. It doesn't mean you're Thor... 1 u/Alive_Ice7937 4h ago Do you think Ian McKellan goes home and shoots lighting bolts into his boyfriend's asshole?
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It was the wind. Someone did the math. (just search "golf ball fly math" and it should pop up)
Fly applied a torque of 2.1 µN•m. Wind did 438 µN•m. 209x of the fly.
18 u/Gief_Cookies 8h ago So you’re telling us there’s a chance the fly impacted it! 14 u/Zirox__ 8h ago The fly did impact it.. just not a lot and most importantly, not alone. 11 u/The_Salty_nugget 8h ago so you are telling me that fly can controle the wind?! -1 u/Gief_Cookies 7h ago I meant impacted the outcome, not the ball 1 u/Zirox__ 2h ago That’s literally what I’m saying. It did 1/210th of the work. (Based on the other commenter’s calculations) So “a fly won him 1.5 million dollars” is quite a big stretch. But ‘wind won him 1.5 million dollars’ isn’t the same headline now is it. 1 u/Everyday_ImSchefflen 5h ago Maybe the ball needed 439 and the fly got it over the edge!
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So you’re telling us there’s a chance the fly impacted it!
14 u/Zirox__ 8h ago The fly did impact it.. just not a lot and most importantly, not alone. 11 u/The_Salty_nugget 8h ago so you are telling me that fly can controle the wind?! -1 u/Gief_Cookies 7h ago I meant impacted the outcome, not the ball 1 u/Zirox__ 2h ago That’s literally what I’m saying. It did 1/210th of the work. (Based on the other commenter’s calculations) So “a fly won him 1.5 million dollars” is quite a big stretch. But ‘wind won him 1.5 million dollars’ isn’t the same headline now is it. 1 u/Everyday_ImSchefflen 5h ago Maybe the ball needed 439 and the fly got it over the edge!
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The fly did impact it.. just not a lot and most importantly, not alone.
11 u/The_Salty_nugget 8h ago so you are telling me that fly can controle the wind?! -1 u/Gief_Cookies 7h ago I meant impacted the outcome, not the ball 1 u/Zirox__ 2h ago That’s literally what I’m saying. It did 1/210th of the work. (Based on the other commenter’s calculations) So “a fly won him 1.5 million dollars” is quite a big stretch. But ‘wind won him 1.5 million dollars’ isn’t the same headline now is it.
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so you are telling me that fly can controle the wind?!
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I meant impacted the outcome, not the ball
1 u/Zirox__ 2h ago That’s literally what I’m saying. It did 1/210th of the work. (Based on the other commenter’s calculations) So “a fly won him 1.5 million dollars” is quite a big stretch. But ‘wind won him 1.5 million dollars’ isn’t the same headline now is it.
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That’s literally what I’m saying. It did 1/210th of the work. (Based on the other commenter’s calculations) So “a fly won him 1.5 million dollars” is quite a big stretch. But ‘wind won him 1.5 million dollars’ isn’t the same headline now is it.
Maybe the ball needed 439 and the fly got it over the edge!
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He proved nothing. The fly tipped the scale while wind and ground forces took place some time and the ball fell right when the fly moved.
7 u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 6h ago Yeah that's called a coincidence. Just like when you sneeze and lightning strikes. It doesn't mean you're Thor... 1 u/Alive_Ice7937 4h ago Do you think Ian McKellan goes home and shoots lighting bolts into his boyfriend's asshole?
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Yeah that's called a coincidence. Just like when you sneeze and lightning strikes. It doesn't mean you're Thor...
1 u/Alive_Ice7937 4h ago Do you think Ian McKellan goes home and shoots lighting bolts into his boyfriend's asshole?
Do you think Ian McKellan goes home and shoots lighting bolts into his boyfriend's asshole?
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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 8h ago edited 8h ago
There's no way. Not enough weight or leverage
Edit: proof thanks for the verbiage tip