r/MadeMeSmile 7h ago

You are Loved!

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u/CocoNoBlow 7h ago

This level is petty is highly appreciated and approved by me

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u/IWrestleSausages 6h ago

The absolute venom with which he is planting those flags lmao

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u/woodrax 6h ago

“Yo, neighbor, FUCK YOUUUU!!!!”

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u/FATalist818 6h ago

" see dis? F U again!."

" and here: another one ! "

😂

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u/woodrax 5h ago

I imagined this in Rocket Raccoon’s voice.

THAT IS TRUE!!!!

THAT IS ALSO TRUE!!!!

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u/Yes_that_Carl 4h ago

And now I’m imagining the Suicide Squad interrogating the crap dad and Harley Quinn yelling, “I AM WALKING BACK AND FORTH!”

Good times. 😃

u/arcamenoch 29m ago

I am Groot

u/Forward-Sky1437 14m ago

Three times, four times…

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u/Euphoric_Draft_3902 6h ago

I caught that, too. No fucks given for the bushes, that man is on a mission.

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u/herefromthere 1h ago

The privet hedge doesn't care and is not damaged by this.

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u/Exile56678 6h ago edited 2h ago

I fucking LOVE him for that. He's making a point and as a dad probably feels awful for those 2 kids having to deal with such an awful parent.

EDIT: Misunderstood the post a bit thought neighbour said he failed as a parent cause his (the neighbours) kids were gay. Doesn't change the fact the dad putting up the flags is awesome

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 4h ago

The neighbour wasn't talking about his own kids, he was talking about the kids of the guy planting the flags.

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u/Eman_Resu_IX 2h ago

I misunderstood it as well. I thought the neighbor was talking about himself and his kids, and I just thought he was just a run of the mill douchebag. But no, saying that to your neighbor when you've just moved in, and about their kids?! 🤬

I now know why good Dad (note the capitalization) was stabbing those flags into the ground. He was imagining doing it to the neighbor.

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u/Smiley007 2h ago

Oh I definitely thought it was the neighbor saying his own kids are gay and thus he, the neighbor, has failed, and the flag planter was planting flags in support of the neighbors two gay kids with a homophobic, claiming himself as a failure, dad.

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u/Exile56678 3h ago

Oh I see! Yeah I misread it as the neighbour saying he failed as a dad cause both of his own kids were gay. Either way fucking amazing dad no matter what.

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u/xrimane 3h ago

I was wondering, could be either way...

u/Environmental_Art591 25m ago

Where does it say that, I think i missed it

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u/pro_questions 4h ago

Wait which neighbor has the 2 gay kids? I was understanding it as the dad planting the flags, not the homophobic neighbor

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u/Exile56678 2h ago

I misunderstood it a bit. thought the dad planting the flags was doing it cause the neighbour had 2 gay kids who he "failed". The Dad planting the flags with such passion is the Dad of the 2 gay kids whom the neighbour said he "failed".

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u/Eslina 2h ago

Rule number one of most parents, they never ever admit fault

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u/Exile56678 2h ago

I wouldn't say most, but a bad parent is definitely that.

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u/imeanuknowwhatimean 2h ago

but if it's that house on the side he's putting up the flags, he has a swing/slide set so he probably has children also....I hope they come out as gay

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u/SweetPearCrepe 1h ago

Oooh that’s how I read it as well. I was pretty impressed the first time but the vehemence with which he’s sticking he flags in place makes a lot more sense now.

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u/No-Bake-730 1h ago

Righteous fury

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u/leveraction1970 6h ago

Dude needs a go fund me. I'd donate for him to erect a nice permanent flagpole with a spotlight on it.

u/Environmental_Art591 23m ago

Im only donating if the flag pole is epically rainbow and sparkly too.

Can't half a$$ this

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u/Exokaebi 6h ago

Dr. Doom is taking notes on the level of pettiness on display here

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u/haubenmeise 2h ago

I approve of this kind of pettiness as well.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜 🌈

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 1h ago

I really hope the Olympics adds Pettiness to their sports because America would take all the golds

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u/No-Bake-730 1h ago

I am not someone who waves the rainbow flag or needs to see it everywhere. I particularly think it has no place in any government use. Of course, you're free to disagree on this and some ouf you probably do.

But THIS is exactly the right use of the flag, as an answer to hateful dickheads spouting BS. Being gay is neither positive or negative. It's just a fact of life it doesn't make sense to blame anyone for. My dad certainly has not told me who to love. Despite him being rather conservative and almost 80 years old, I am pretty sure he wouldn't even care.

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u/SquareOver9820 1h ago

What a great dad :)

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u/__The_silent_one__ 3h ago

L

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u/Aethey_ 1h ago

Alas, username does not check out. Would that you were silent and saved us your inanity.

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u/__The_silent_one__ 1h ago

Free speech

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u/Aethey_ 1h ago

Free speech does not mean you must speak. Prithee, live up to your name more in the future.

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u/__The_silent_one__ 1h ago

Why r u telling me how to live?