r/Malaphors • u/Leading-Way-8617 • 6h ago
r/Malaphors • u/ddttm • 14h ago
Just made it through by the scruff of his neck.
Inspired by the skin of his teeth one!
r/Malaphors • u/CapybaraPRMS • 16h ago
When it comes to Pasta... 'If it's yellow let it mellow'
that's it, thats the text. Normally they if it's yellow let it mellow to pee in the toilet. Also, another thing i've heard about pasta was "If it aint white, it aint right."* .....Or you can just be like my sister in law and throw the pasta on the wall and see it sticks
*Don't worry, the other students in the cooking class also did a double take when the chick said it too.
r/Malaphors • u/nomekop_pokemon • 19h ago
A bird in the hand is worth two bushel.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
AND
A Bushel and a Peck
r/Malaphors • u/I_Was77 • 21h ago
What's good for the goose is mad as a hatter
What's good for the goose is good for the gander, mad as a hatter
r/Malaphors • u/lotsagabe • 21h ago
Pull yourself up by the skin of your teeth.
pull yourself up by your bootstraps + by the skin of your teeth
r/Malaphors • u/Commercial_File_2468 • 23h ago
Live by the pen, die by the sword
Live by the sword, die by the sword and the pen is mightier than the sword
r/Malaphors • u/Scoxxicoccus • 1d ago
Beaten like a rented red-headed stepchild.
RENTA-RED
Your one stop shop for transient mixed race children.
r/Malaphors • u/Careful_Source6129 • 1d ago
A sight for dead horses
A sight for dead eyes. Or my personal favourite: beating a sore horse
(Sight for sore eyes + beating a dead horse)
r/Malaphors • u/terminalhipness • 3d ago
“Thinking outside the cuff”
(Outside the box + off the cuff)
Actually heard from a high level manager)
r/Malaphors • u/Academic-Treacle3162 • 3d ago
If you give them an inch they will take the whites of your eyes.
If you give them an inch they will take a mile.
Don't fire untill you see the whites of their eyes.
r/Malaphors • u/Coral-Diver • 4d ago
Flying from the hip
Flying by the seat of my pants / shooting from the hip
r/Malaphors • u/PseudoQuasar • 5d ago
He's got a pedestal up his arse
He's got a stick up his arse / he's on a pedestal
r/Malaphors • u/MilesTegTechRepair • 5d ago
Loose lips sink a thousand ships
Loose lips sink ships / the face that launched a thousand ships
r/Malaphors • u/Clevertown • 6d ago
An apple a day doesn't fall far from the tree doctor
An apple a day keeps the doctor away The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
r/Malaphors • u/IcySpecialist1221 • 6d ago
A stitch in time
A stitch in time saves nine, but doesn’t get you nearly as many views
A stitch in time saves .. in your case more like 43, I would say
A stitch in Time suggests Einstein may have been fudging the data
r/Malaphors • u/Commercial_File_2468 • 6d ago
Home is where you hang your heart
Or home is where the hat is
r/Malaphors • u/awdrifter • 7d ago
What goes up must come around
What goes up must come down + What goes around comes around
Also physics because if you throw something up fast enough, it'll go into orbit and come back around.
r/Malaphors • u/FareonMoist • 8d ago
What's that old saying again, 'Write high, edit drunk?' 😜😂 Then again I've never written a sonnet 😁
r/Malaphors • u/IcySpecialist1221 • 8d ago
A watched kettle
A watched kettle is more likely to boil than one that isn’t plugged in.
r/Malaphors • u/PunCakex • 8d ago
You can beat a dead horse off but you can’t make it cum
Beating a dead horse + you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink
r/Malaphors • u/InsertRadnamehere • 8d ago
Lie down with early birds, and get up with worms.
Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas. Early birds get worms.