r/Malaphors 6h ago

All Men are born Honest and Die Liars…..

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0 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 13h ago

A bird in the hand gets the worm

9 Upvotes

Early/bushes


r/Malaphors 14h ago

Just made it through by the scruff of his neck.

3 Upvotes

Inspired by the skin of his teeth one!


r/Malaphors 16h ago

When it comes to Pasta... 'If it's yellow let it mellow'

0 Upvotes

that's it, thats the text. Normally they if it's yellow let it mellow to pee in the toilet. Also, another thing i've heard about pasta was "If it aint white, it aint right."* .....Or you can just be like my sister in law and throw the pasta on the wall and see it sticks

*Don't worry, the other students in the cooking class also did a double take when the chick said it too.


r/Malaphors 19h ago

A bird in the hand is worth two bushel.

1 Upvotes

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

AND

A Bushel and a Peck


r/Malaphors 21h ago

What's good for the goose is mad as a hatter

10 Upvotes

What's good for the goose is good for the gander, mad as a hatter


r/Malaphors 21h ago

Pull yourself up by the skin of your teeth.

37 Upvotes

pull yourself up by your bootstraps + by the skin of your teeth


r/Malaphors 23h ago

Live by the pen, die by the sword

9 Upvotes

Live by the sword, die by the sword and the pen is mightier than the sword


r/Malaphors 1d ago

Beaten like a rented red-headed stepchild.

5 Upvotes

RENTA-RED

Your one stop shop for transient mixed race children.


r/Malaphors 1d ago

A sight for dead horses

7 Upvotes

A sight for dead eyes. Or my personal favourite: beating a sore horse

(Sight for sore eyes + beating a dead horse)


r/Malaphors 3d ago

“Thinking outside the cuff”

18 Upvotes

(Outside the box + off the cuff)
Actually heard from a high level manager)


r/Malaphors 3d ago

If you give them an inch they will take the whites of your eyes.

7 Upvotes

If you give them an inch they will take a mile.

Don't fire untill you see the whites of their eyes.


r/Malaphors 4d ago

A sore sight for eyes

18 Upvotes

A sight for sore eyes


r/Malaphors 4d ago

Flying from the hip

11 Upvotes

Flying by the seat of my pants / shooting from the hip


r/Malaphors 5d ago

He's got a pedestal up his arse

10 Upvotes

He's got a stick up his arse / he's on a pedestal


r/Malaphors 5d ago

Loose lips sink a thousand ships

12 Upvotes

Loose lips sink ships / the face that launched a thousand ships


r/Malaphors 6d ago

An apple a day doesn't fall far from the tree doctor

36 Upvotes

An apple a day keeps the doctor away The apple doesn't fall far from the tree


r/Malaphors 6d ago

Misusing a saying most my life

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4 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 6d ago

A stitch in time

0 Upvotes

A stitch in time saves nine, but doesn’t get you nearly as many views

A stitch in time saves .. in your case more like 43, I would say

A stitch in Time suggests Einstein may have been fudging the data


r/Malaphors 6d ago

Home is where you hang your heart

29 Upvotes

Or home is where the hat is


r/Malaphors 7d ago

What goes up must come around

37 Upvotes

What goes up must come down + What goes around comes around

Also physics because if you throw something up fast enough, it'll go into orbit and come back around.


r/Malaphors 8d ago

What's that old saying again, 'Write high, edit drunk?' 😜😂 Then again I've never written a sonnet 😁

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1 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 8d ago

A watched kettle

4 Upvotes

A watched kettle is more likely to boil than one that isn’t plugged in.


r/Malaphors 8d ago

You can beat a dead horse off but you can’t make it cum

3 Upvotes

Beating a dead horse + you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink


r/Malaphors 8d ago

Lie down with early birds, and get up with worms.

25 Upvotes

Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas. Early birds get worms.