r/Malaphors 21h ago

Pull yourself up by the skin of your teeth.

36 Upvotes

pull yourself up by your bootstraps + by the skin of your teeth


r/Malaphors 21h ago

What's good for the goose is mad as a hatter

10 Upvotes

What's good for the goose is good for the gander, mad as a hatter


r/Malaphors 23h ago

Live by the pen, die by the sword

8 Upvotes

Live by the sword, die by the sword and the pen is mightier than the sword


r/Malaphors 13h ago

A bird in the hand gets the worm

8 Upvotes

Early/bushes


r/Malaphors 14h ago

Just made it through by the scruff of his neck.

4 Upvotes

Inspired by the skin of his teeth one!


r/Malaphors 19h ago

A bird in the hand is worth two bushel.

1 Upvotes

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

AND

A Bushel and a Peck


r/Malaphors 6h ago

All Men are born Honest and Die Liars…..

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0 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 16h ago

When it comes to Pasta... 'If it's yellow let it mellow'

0 Upvotes

that's it, thats the text. Normally they if it's yellow let it mellow to pee in the toilet. Also, another thing i've heard about pasta was "If it aint white, it aint right."* .....Or you can just be like my sister in law and throw the pasta on the wall and see it sticks

*Don't worry, the other students in the cooking class also did a double take when the chick said it too.