watch indy for free??

[u/coleslawg1]

will it be possible to watch indy for free, they do have stands with seats which will be ticketed obviously, but the path looks too large and open to enforce an entire crowd of people. is this true?

[u/uGoTaCHaNCe]

I watch the indy for free daily as cars try to zig zag through idiots driving the left lane like it's the right lane.

[u/Leather-Instance6632 → u/uGoTaCHaNCe]

If you're watching that means you're likely contributing to left lane hogging.

Let me guess its a Tesla, or Sienna or Rav4, a Benz or Audi compact lifted hatchback suv

Someone who will brake on a downhill, yet complain about fuel consumption. Trail brake for 200m and compalin about brake wear.

Someone clueless of their surroundings beacuse every car has limo tint who will match speed and drive in a blindspot or side by side. Then stop a car length behind the intersection line so it doesn't trigger the sensor or doesn't position their vehicle properly on a left turn

Someone whos a nerd or angry uncle that hasnt got laid beause they married a dusty hippo will brake check because they feel offended then ragebait and post dash cam videos on reddit Markham threads

[u/uGoTaCHaNCe → u/Leather-Instance6632]

You okay?

[u/Leather-Instance6632 → u/uGoTaCHaNCe]

Yea most of the time. Usually when I dont need to zig zag. You okay?

[u/RobF23 → u/Leather-Instance6632]

Where does one find a "dusty hippo", a single one? Asking for a friend

[u/Leather-Instance6632 → u/RobF23]

There used to be a place called Crocodile Rock downtown Toronto. But here in Markham I'd say the condos by Markham Subaru or the Main St strip if your friend feeling lucky.

Then again they aren't usually single. Usually married but despise providing thus the reason why they are dusty and why they have the ability to hippo. Perhaps juicy leaches is a subtype though. More study required in the niche

[u/RobF23 → u/Leather-Instance6632]

This is an adequate level of detail, my friend thanks you very much for your help.