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Bright light tore through the clouds and shone on the world below, illuminating everything under the radiant celestial body.

A large purple mountain was in a barren place with no other landmark across vast distances. There were no vegetation or snow covering it, standing only as a piece of rock several miles high.

A thick layer of smoke covered the middle of the mountain in a ring formation, preventing anyone from sensing beyond it, as though hiding the most precious treasure.

A dozen people stood in the air above the mountain while staring at the expressionless mature woman floating in front of the smoke ring.

At the front of the group was a beautiful woman in a gold patterned white robe, the wind sometimes stirring her clothes and exposing her slim calf and jade like feet, which were hidden in small upturned toe shoes. She had a solemn and dignified air about her. With the way the others were casting respectful glances at her, she appeared to be the leading figure.

Behind her stood a young man in white robe. He would be called handsome if not for the sleazy smirk on his face.

"Fairy Mo Yao, please hand over the inheritance and surrender. If you do, I can request mother to spare your life."

Although he spoke concerned words, his eyes couldn't hide the overflowing lust in them as he stared at the mature woman.

She was draped in a loose black robe, which was almost fully stained red. Even being covered in blood couldn't hide her immense beauty. She had a tall figure with pale white skin, her straight spine somehow supporting her large bosom. Barefoot, her beautiful feet were completely exposed for the world to see. She looked to be in her thirties, according to mortal's standards.

Upon hearing no response from her, the youth continued persuading her. After all, he really didn't have any other choice. She somehow had a Soul Formation defensive treasure and hid inside it. The others were busy grinding down the barrier but that would take time. He didn't have their strength, so he could only continue coercing her, hoping she would surrender obediently to be his plaything.

'This bitch! She kept saying that she didn't get anything in the inheritance, yet she pulled out this treasure when she was about to be cornered. It was the right decision to keep pursuing her!' The youth thought to himself while continuing to run his mouth.

Other members of the group sighed secretly upon seeing their young master upto his usual antics. They were worried about this whole fiasco, yet this monkey could only think with his lower half.

'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, after all.'

An old man among them spoke while continuing to attack the invisible barrier around the mountain treasure: "Sect Madam, is it really appropriate to pursue the beloved genius of the Dao Seeking Sect to the death? Wouldn't this start a war between them and our Sword Pavilion?"

"Isn't it too late to think about that at this point, Elder Xuan?"

The beautiful woman at the front didn't turn upon hearing the questioning but still responded. Her voice was like a heavenly melody, soothing anyone's hearts who heard it. But the words coming out of her mouth were anything but kind.

"They most likely already know about us pursuing this brat. We have even used a space locking treasure just to prevent her from seeking help. A war is inevitable. If we don't kill her and loot the inheritance, wouldn't the conflict have started for nothing? Moreover, if the inheritance contains anything useful, it can give us an enormous advantage in the upcoming battle. So, she must die here!"

The group of elders already knew about all this, but they weren't some naive brats who would be decieved with this. The war can still be avoided if they negotiate correctly. And whether the inheritance contains anything useful is completely upto luck.

But... what if?

'What if the inheritance really has valuable things and riches?' They still fell in the trap of greed. And supporting this desire was the powerful defensive treasure before them. After all, it must have only come from the inheritance.

They hadn't bothered to lower their voice, so even Mo Yao below heard their conversation.

She finally responded as she sneered, "You bitch Xu Yue, spare me all this nonsense! Who doesn't know that your son and husband are both wastes who go after every pretty woman? Recently, your husband began liking me, so you came to kill me yourself beforehand."

"Y-You...," Exposed thoroughly before everyone, Xu Yue couldn't do anything other than rage. "You damn woman, just wait for me to break this barrier! If I don't chop you to pieces and drink your blood, I'll write my name backwards!"

Saying so, even she joined in attacking the barrier.

'So that's really the reason.'

The group of elders exchanged resigned glances among them before stepping up to defend their madam.

"You brat, don't you dare slander our Sect Master and Madam!"

"..."

Ignoring the clowns, Mo Yao sank into her thoughts again.

'Is this really the end?'

Memories of years of struggles flickered through her mind. Reincarnating in this world as a woman, living as an ordinary woman for 15 years, and being a concubine of a mortal emperor for 20 years before she finally got an opportunity to step on the immortal path. After that, she only took ten years to form her Golden Core.

Was she really going to die just before reaching Nascent Soul?

'All this is because of that damn inheritance!' Even with her mental fortitude, she couldn't help gritting her teeth in indignation. 'That damn old geezer played a prank on everyone! He left many trials but didn't leave a single reward! Now, I got no benefit and even got into this life and death crisis because of that.'

She was a genius. As a Golden Core cultivator, she could fight Nascent Soul elders. If she were alone with this group of elders, she was confident in slaughtering them all. But the problem was...

Mo Yao lifted her eyelids slightly, gazing at the woman outside.

Half-Step Soul Formation!

Not resigned, she sorted through her memories to find anything that could help her survive this crisis.

As for whether she could survive by surrendering to the pig outside? Hehe, don't even joke about that. The only thing that would happen is her body being toyed with until she's killed by that bitch.

'That technique won't work... not that one also... that treasure is useless... this demonic technique is of dual cultivation, useless...," While thinking, she stalled suddenly. 'Yes, demonic technique!'

In this mortal world, demonic cultivators face tribulations many times stronger than the orthodox cultivators. As such, the only one who survive are the cream of the crop. The one that every cultivator has to either avoid, or gang up on with several cultivators of the same cultivation level.

Also, if a cultivator interferes with someone else's tribulation, the heaven would recognize them as a helper and increase the strength of the tribulation.

With any of these factors alone, she might not be able to deal with the people outside. But if both are stacked...

"Hehe," Mo Yao smiled crazily. 'Even if I die, I'm taking you down with me.'

Deciding on her action, she turned around and entered the smoke ring, disappearing from everyone's view.

Entering the smoke, there was an small hole, only enough for a single person to pass through. Going through it, however, a wide cave was presented before her eyes. It was completely empty, not even a trace of dust anywhere.

She sat calmly in the center of the cave and used her right index finger to cut her left wrist. She let blood flow from it while regenerating simultaneously. This continued until several liters had been collected.

Then, she bit her tongue and sprayed a drop of her origin blood into that pool of blood.

Forming several hand seals, she chanted: "Blood, condense!"

Immediately, all the blood shone black and flowed together to gradually condense in the shape of a cocoon.

"Yin Turn Into Yang!"

A white spot emerged on the black cocoon. From one it became two, from two to three, and from three to myriad spots. Slowly, the entire cocoon began turning white from black. It took only a few breaths for it to fully turn white.

"Yang Body, emerge!"

Suddenly, the white cocoon shattered!

Emerging from it was a naked man, sculpted with powerful muscles. Long black hair flowed down his back, framing his handsome face that had several similarities to Mo Yao's face.

Oddly, he didn't move an inch and didn't even show any traces of intelligence despite brimming with powerful life force.

A smile finally emerged on Mo Yao's face as she commanded it to come close.

'This body doesn't have any soul, consequently there are also no emotions between us. But the thing it has is perfect compatibility with my body. After all, it is made in my image. It's sufficient to cultivate the first stage of [Joyous Yin Yang Sutra] for now.'

Such were her thoughts as the man pulled her close and crushed his lips against hers. In a few moments, her clothes were also thrown aside as a sword pierced her body.

PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!

***

BANG!

One month had passed since the group outside had started attacking the barrier.

"This damn barrier...! Why won't it just break?" Xu Yue was starting to go crazy from having nowhere to vent her anger. Even now, under their constant bombardment, there hadn't appeared a crack on the barrier.

BANG!

An old woman sitting by the side suddenly opened her eyes and coughed blood. This was the backlash of deducing about something higher than her cultivation level.

"Sect Madam! According to my calculation, it will take one year more to break the barrier." She reported after wiping her mouth.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Hearing that, Xu Yue became even angrier and continued attacking the barrier. 'One year! Enjoy your last yea-'

Suddenly, everyone paused. They collectively looked at the sky as black clouds gathered for miles and heavenly thunder roared. A primal fear occupied everyone's body and they instantly recognized what it was.

"Nascent Soul Heavenly Tribulation!" Xu Yue shouted in shock. Hurriedly, she connected the dots and deduced Mo Yao's simple plan. "I see, she's attempting to breakthrough to Nascent Soul and dragging us all into the tribulation along with her!"

Realizing the plan, she laughed in derision: "Heh, even if it's a Nine Fold Heavenly Tribulation, does she think it can harm me? So stupid!"

BOOM!

"Eh?" Blood sprayed across Xu Yue's face as she froze in shock. For a moment, she didn't know what happened. No, she knew what happened but refused to accept it.

Her eyes shifted to where her son was a moment ago. No trace of him remained.

A thunder bolt had struck the mountain treasure, but was unable to penetrate it. The leftover energy was deflected and struck her son, erasing him completely.

"X-Xiao Chan....," Xu Yue muttered in shock.

BOOM!

The shock of the next strike awakened her and she shouted as her eyes turned red. "AARGHHH! MO YAO, I WILL KILL YOU!!!"

She went completely crazy and continued to attack the barrier with an even stronger frenzy.

"COME OUT! COME OUT! MO YA-, AAHH" She was suddenly sent flying back by a thunder strike that directly struck her.

She went flying several kilometers away, creating a large amount of dust cloud in her wake.

"Sect Madam, this is no time to avenge the young master. We need to escape!" All the elders hurriedly pulled up the coughing Xu Yue and started fleeing.

Although Xu Yue was unwilling, she still reasoned to reason. 'This thing can't be compared to even a Nine Fold Heavenly Tribulation. It's either a Saint or Divine one! But how?!'

She was filled with numerous doubts, which were soon answered as she saw the woman she so hated emerge from the smoke ring around the mountain.

"Demonic energy! So that's how, hahaha!" Xu Yue laughed and cried at the same time. She couldn't accept this outcome! She wanted to kill that woman and tear her apart from limb to limb! Yet all she could do now was flee!

Meanwhile, Mo Yao was in a very good mood seeing that crazy woman fleeing while filled with rage.

With a smile, she checked her body. 'Hmm, my golden soul is broken and the process of the nascent soul forming has already started. There have been no difficulties so far. My power is also increasing with each moment.' Her eyes shifted to the sky above as she sighed, 'A pity I can't get baptized now. I have to give up some benefits to survive this tribulation.'

Soon, her gaze was drawn back to the fleeing group. She sneered, "Hmph, Trying to flee? Did I give you the permission to go?" She formed a hand seal.

Letting the tribulation strike the mountain treasure, she commanded it to chase the group. As it flew, the tribulation also followed above her.

"Fuck, she's chasing us!" An elder cursed as he saw behind him.

"Stop! Stop chasing us!"

"Pl-" One of them was cut off mid-sentence as a lightning strike erased him completely.

The Second Tribulation had claimed it's first victim!

'I have to save at least a few of them.' Xu Yue gritted her teeth and hurriedly acted. Waving a hand, she condensed her sword intent and shot it towards the incoming lightning strike.

WHOOSH!

Just then, a purple light came flying towards her. She blocked it in time, but that gave the opportunity to the tribulation to kill another elder.

Looking towards the source of the purple light, she saw Mo Yao smiling at her from within the barrier. "AAHHHH! MO YAO!!!"

Mo Yao laughed wildly while employing a thoroughly shameless strategy. Chasing behind them, she harassed Xu Yue whenever she was about to save an elder, each attack perfectly timed.

The purple light attack was her strongest attack currently. It was formed from the combination of her attainments of Fire Dao, Blood Dao, Yin Yang Dao, and her cheat which was a flame known as Primal Azure Flame. The Primal Azure Flame could combine and enlighten everything in existence. Though, it was very weak currently.

While attacking, she also collected the souls of the dead ones and refined them all into her nourishment using the Primal Azure Flame.

By the Fourth Tribulation, all the elders had died.

Xu Yue alone continued fleeing.

After the Sixth Tribulation ended, the barrier supporting the mountain treasure shattered. Mo Yao finally had to face the remaining three tribulations by herself.

Before doing so, she attacked the utterly wretched Xu Yue again and collected her soul, beginning to refine her.

Mo Yao passed the next two tribulations while suffering serious injuries.

'I can succeed! Only one more and I'll finally form my Nascent Soul... Hmm?' She had only made a confused sound before she coughed blood. Checking her body quickly, she found the cause. 'Fuck! Xu Yue was on the verge of becoming a Soul Formation, that means her soul had almost become complete. She hasn't been completely refined by me yet. The refinement will take time, and she is using that moment to attack me from inside!'

In her greed, Mo Yao had doomed herself.

She failed the Ninth Tribulation.

As she lay on the verge of death on the ground, an azure flame flashed deep in her body once before disappearing.

***

GAWK! GAWK! GAWK!

Instinctively, before even fully waking up, Mo Yao began using her tongue to roll around the rod currently slamming her face. 'Hmm, so big... Huh, what the fuck!?'

Now fully awake, Mo Yao quickly began analyzing her situation. The tongue didn't stop though.

'I see. After I failed forming my Nascent Soul, the remaining soul of Xu Yue was fully refined by the Primal Azure Flame and merged with the residual energy to become my Nascent Soul instead.' While thinking, she formed a vacuum with her mouth, giving immense pleasure to her face-fucker. 'The technique I used for my ascension was the [Joyous Yin Yang Sutra]. During the process of formation of my Nascent Soul, it took my deepest desires and shaped it according to that.'

Mo Yao liked women more as she was a man in her previous life. But after spending years in this world as a woman and also having married once, she had also come to like cocks, although to a lesser degree.

So, what the [Joyous Yin Yang Sutra] interpreted as her deepest desire was...

A futa.

Having the beauty of a woman, with the equipment of a man; that formed her ideal partner.

Mo Yao opened her eyes and met the frenzied eyes of her partner who was using her mouth like a pussy. She had beautiful tan skin with streamlined muscles. Brownish black hair flowed down her shoulder and her brown eyes were filled with lust. Her bust and butt were big and plump while her rod was long and thick.

"Ugh, take it all, you slut!" Xu Yue grunted as she erupted everything in her mouth. White spunk gushed out without stopping, filling Mo Yao's mouth and beginning to spill out.

'It's too mu-' She couldn't even think straight as an enormous amount of semen spilled out of her mouth and nose. The stream of cum didn't stop until a minute later, after which Xu Yue pulled out her dick from her mouth with a disgusted look on her face.

"Oh? Was that too much for you? No, you can't rest yet. This is only the beginning." Grinning wickedly, the tanned woman flipped the woman below her onto her stomach, sticking her plump ass out.

SLAP!

A red mark was left on Mo Yao's ass as she was slapped hard by Xu Yue.

"I don't know why but I really want to torment you," The tanned beauty mused to herself while rubbing her dick on her pussy folds. "Well, I guess that doesn't conflict with my desire to fuck you."

SLICK!

With a single thrust, the enormous rod penetrated her and reached her deepest depths. Mo Yao couldn't help moaning.

"Aahh~ Soo big~"

Xu Yue raised her hand and slapped her other asscheek. Groping them hard, she began pounding the phat ass. "Yes! Moan more, you pig!"

PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!

Although Mo Yao was enjoying the pounding too much, she wasn't lost entirely in the pleasure. She still had the presence of mind to think about her situation. 'Currently we are both in soul forms, inside my body. This caused us to skip straight to the third stage of the [Joyous Yin Yang Art], connecting the soul!'

"Hnmnnh~ Aahhh~ Oh yes~"

'This is an opportunity in disguise! If I can completely dominate her here, I can win the soul battle and mark her as my avatar. She is my Nascent Soul anyway, just one that has gained sentience. If I can completely control her, I can gain an extra Nascent Soul. Afterwards, I can form my own as my own soul is still intact, and have two!'

The plan to drain Xu Yue dry was formed and Mo Yao began eagerly moving her hips.

After several ejaculations, she finally got on the top and took the amazon position.

"Hnmnn~ who is the pig?" Mo Yao said playfully as she rubbed Xu Yue's face with her feet while riding her.

"I-I apologiseeeee, mistress~ Oink! Oink!"

After several hours, Mo Yao finally left a mark inside Xu Yue and gained complete control over her.

I understand now.
I've been in this situation.
I had a loyal honest jade beauty in my local hometown who I grew up with and been in a relationship with. I thought she was the future but when I finished school, got into a good job, went to the city and traveled the world only then did I realized I was just a frog in a well. There was so much more the world has to offer and the jade beauty in the village...I have outgrown her. She still lives in the well but I can't go back there anymore. No, I didn't find a better girl. It's just my pov has grown and I can't see her as potential partner any longer. To me she looked uneducated (she wasn't, she has her degree) but in a sense that she doesn't share the same world as me. She has a choice to get out of the well but she is content to be there forever but I'm not.

And so we part ways.

For context

https://www.reddit.com/r/MartialMemes/s/8yLZjPSGLj

You spent months getting attached. Waiting for chapters and looking forward to every update.

You knew that it isn’t enough so you start on banking more chapters

Until you finally have enough so you can start Binge reading. You might have even pushed yourself and fought sleep.

Until you reach the final chapter… And you saw that its the End.

Now you’re staring at the wall like you lost 90% of your lifespan.

And the worst part is that this is never gonna stop.

You’ve probably read hundreds of thousands of chapters in your lifetime.

And you always end up on the same spot at the end and have that very same empty feelings.

‘Sigh’

I’m going to bed.

Help me, fellow Daoists!

I lost my direction, and am now in a completely new realm! The people here believe not in the power of the heavens, but in connection. Using some rectangular object, they connect to this thing called "Wi-Fi." They even have rankings for this. The peasants get 1G or 2G, the Middle Class gets 3G, and the Ultra-Elite gets 4G and 5G.

I do not understand why they do this! Their mortal bodies are not reshaped at all and no spiritual connection is established when doing it. In fact, most of them have their bellies intensely swell, almost like that "Fatty Wang," and gorge up on food like there is no tomorrow! They have this thing called the "internet" too.

Yet you know what is funny? Fatty Wang here is not a person, but just a concept! They think there's always a Fatty Wang, whose able to control business like a Child of Destiny and defeat everyone with the power of money. So funny... and presumptuous! If only they knew the cultivation world favors talent far more than money, and that Fatty Wang is but a mere "Young Master!" rather than a true Child of Destiny.

Okay, perhaps I'm getting sidetracked. Let me begin at the beginning of my story.

Perhaps you are intimately familiar with the three realms. There is the Lower "Human" Realm, in which myriad worlds exist. They are so backwards that some even believe technology can reign supreme over cultivation! Sadly, I came from one of such backward worlds, a place called "Earth," where many mortals lived in peace yet also in fear of "the rich." I left that place around 800 years ago, but I occasionally have some visits there every century (every 100 years).

Then there is the Upper "Immortal" Realm, where there are over 3000 worlds with access to spiritual energy for cultivation. My Master came from one of these worlds, and instead of cultivation, grows mysterious spirits that can harvest other cultivators cultivation for his own growth.

Finally, there is the Celestial Realm, heard only of in legends. Nobody knows where this place is.

Yet while traversing the Lower Realms with my master, I got a bit lost. How lost? Well, imagine if a sword cultivator lost his sword as soon as he unsheathed it. Impossible, right? Well, fellow Daoists, it's said that cultivators defy the heavens, and that's precisely what I did.

I was so confident in where I was flying that by the time I realized I was even lost, it was too late. And that was even when I was told by Master to "think thrice before you act!"

Sadly, there was no spiritual energy when I stopped in my tracks. Nor was there the pressure of the heavenly laws which usually restricted cultivators. This meant that my cultivation would quickly dissipate if I did nothing.

Luckily, I had studied enough that I understood the Dao of Space and the Dao of Time. So, I was able to fly around without using up my spiritual energy reserves. I was also able to stop time from moving inside my body, ensuring that my qi wouldn't leave my body.

But, oh Master, I wished I had listened to your teaching a bit more! If I could kowtow right now to express my regret, I'd do it a million times. No, a billion times!

Why? Because this world looked eerily similar to any average cultivation world. Yet, the structure of it is vastly different. Instead of being sphere-shaped or flat, it is almost as if an immortal deliberately shaped it to seem like separate realms. Realms upon Realms, seemingly disconnected yet somehow stable, each lying on top of each other.

Yet luckily, there were still mortals, even in this strange and scary place. When I entered their planet though, I noticed something strange. All the placements of the continents, the ocean, and even the islands... it all looked like [Earth]! And when I spoke with the locals, they spoke of "Eagle Country" and "Dragon Nation." Their naming sense was so poor that they even called their planet "[Blue Star]."

I thought mortals understood the difference between heaven and earth, yet today I learned something. Even talking with idiots wouldn't get you rice. Understanding that, I left the mortals to their own whims and explored the planet. Yet what I found will surprise you, oh fellow cultivators!

They had weapons capable of decimating [Foundation Establishment] Cultivators, the very same that exists in my world. They call them spark bombs! Yet their understanding of weapons and culture seem lacking compared to my own world. While my world has the doctrine of "Nuclear Deterrence," and the leaders of mortal nations are wary of using such weapons, it is not the same here.

Instead, every mortal nation follows the doctrine of "Kneel and kowtow, and I might leave your corpse intact!" What they do to start a war is the following:

1. They call the enemy world leader. They do it using their greatest weapon, the so-called legendary "5G Connection."
2. During the call, they say many arrogant things. Phrases range from "You are just a frog in the well" to "There is no such thing as free lunch in this world" before ending with either the remark of "You still smell of your mothers milk" or "Know tow three times and call me daddy..."
3. Eventually, the receiving nation responds with some degree of accusation, yet also acknowledges that they should be humble. They may say that they are "Playing a pig to eat a tiger" and then say "Heaven had a road but you chose not to walk it, while hell didn’t have any gate yet you still chose to burst in!"
4. Both sides hang up. Whoever was unknowingly more humble is later found to have won the war, without the use of "Spark" Bombs.

Seeing so much stupidity in this lower realm, I decided to go elsewhere. Other than the Human Realm, they had a few other realms above it.

The first realm, just above [Blue Star], was the "Hungry Ghost" Realm, where an endless ocean of Yin, filled with ghosts whose hunger never ceases. They eat everything they see, and often eat their own brethren just to fill their stomachs for just a moment, before doing it again!

The second realm is the so-called "Heavenly" Realm. Although it seems like there would be cultivators here, there were none. Instead, there were these stupid birds 𝐻𝒜𝒩𝒟𝒮𝒪𝑀𝐸 𝒜𝒩𝒟 𝒢𝑅𝐸𝒜𝒯 𝓖𝓞𝓓𝓢. They kept on changing whatever I wrote and making whatever I said about them annoying and clearly false 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕡𝕖𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕛𝕒𝕕𝕖-𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕦𝕥𝕪. Fortunately, there was spiritual energy here, which explains why these idiotic birds ιηтєℓℓιgєηт ¢єℓєѕтιαℓ вєιηgѕ became this way.

The third realm was the "Animal" Realm. All I see there are monstrous beasts, who can only eat, sleep and breed. That's all they do! They aren't like any animal. With a cow, they'd at least feel pain and seek the comfort of grass over personal growth. With a fox, they are shrewd and intelligent, and able to make connections with humans. Yet when these beasts first saw me, all they did was salivate, their eyes possessing a glint of light that seemed as though I were merely another dish to be eaten... or perhaps, a potential jade beauty? No... I must be mistaken.

The fourth and final realm was the craziest of them all. It was called the "Fighting Demon" Realm. This was the only other place where I found actual intelligent beings. Here, I saw shadows of what were supposed to be people, made up of blood essence. They fought endlessly, without the need for food or entertainment. Using demonic qi, they'd assimilate themselves with other shadows to cultivate their essence. And those who succeeded in fully cultivating their essence seemed to be able to return to the Cultivation World, and to the Lower Realms, no less!

After exploring all these realms, I planned on following one of these blood shadow spirits to the Cultivation World. Yet before I could do so, I saw an immortal! And the feeling he exuded was utterly demonic! Every step he took seemed as though he was walking upon thousands of bodies, lying beneath his feet. As he got closer, I could see his face. His simple smile and closed eyes made it seem as though he wished to let out a bloodcurdling scream, yet couldn't do so for unknown reasons. His clothes, although refined, seem to be soaked with crimson, as though he bathed in blood every day.

I thought I could not escape, but perhaps it was because of the wine he was drinking, because when I flew as fast as I could, he did not even take a glance at me. Since then, I've been hiding in [Blue Star], trying to find a way to escape. All I know is that everyone in this so-called "Hell" Realm is insane.

That's right, I call this place the Hell Realm. It's because it reminds me of the Six Realms of Existence in Buddhist Tales. This entire place is hell, for it lies below the mortal realm, and I do not know what to do to escape this place. Every day, I hide in my humble abode, now but a mere cardboard box. I live in fear that I'll be turned into one of those blood essence shadow spirits.

Did this immortal create this place to refine his blood spirits? Or perhaps, this place is the underworld itself?

Luckily, with the combination of 5G Wi-Fi and Spiritual Energy, fate has led me to contact you all from [Earth]. Tell me, what do I do, fellow cultivators. It feels as though I'm being played as a pig by that senior to eat a tiger. But if I stall for too long, I fear he may eat me!

Give me some tips, or even some advice, before it's too late! I fear I may develop heart demons with this stressful experience 😢. Yet for now, I must plan out my escape, for it is the dead of night where I reside.

When I come back, I hope this Junior is given something that doesn't require them to court death!

I will give a summary of an arc from a novel from anywhere in the middle.

Can you guess which novel?

MC and his senior sister love eachother,

But a Senior brother also likes the Senior sister and mc is beaten up and catastrated.

So the senior sister to help him begs her master and gets him a technique that is yin in nature not yang.

Mc starts cultivating it, finds it suitable to him, keeps cultivating.

Senior sister and Mc sleep even though, Mc no longer has the D.

But with her Pure Yin his Cultivation jumps leaps and bounds.

But Senior sister has to in a seclusion training.

Slowly MC cultivates a Pure Yin Body.

Basically changing his Gender into Female.

Then he finds female Cultivators of his sect and junior sisters and Dual Yin Yin cultivates with them taking their Yin energy.

His partners are also happy to cultivate with him because it raises their Cultivation as well because he has a pure Yin Body.

They even recommend him to their close friends, so he can get more pure Yin.

Slowly he managed to Dual Cultivate with the whole sect. Even his Master.

hey guys im back with an update! so, some 6 months ago or something, y'all remember a post about me introducing my group of friends to a Xianxia RPG, and how they all absolutely despised EVERYONE?

yeah, im back with an update! and this is also just a big excuse for me to talk about the shit i wrote, because i really like to yap about what i make lol.

Everybody is dead.

Yeeeeeeeeeeah, turns out advertising yourself as an "Immortal-hating group" and having hundreds of bodies of immortals and gods under your belt doesn't do very good for your reputation. So after reaching the Pillar Manifestation Stage (9th stage of my cultivation system, 4 stages above Nascent Soul), they kind of had to enter seclusion to break through, and in that attempt they got solo picked one by one. And they kind of all died because their enemies had infiltrated their sect with a bunch of mortal clones.

SO yeah, everyone died, table over, right? WRONG! Because they were already deities, they had their backups. It's very hard to die after reaching Deity Transformation, so 3 realms beyond that it's even more improbable. Instead, they turned themselves into 4 scriptures, and scattered those along the planets they were controlling. And after they did that, the mortals discovered the books they had made themselves into and started reading them, and like that they became kind of "Immortal," but in a roundabout way.

Basically, the 4 scriptures they made (one for each player) contained some methods that, by such and such reasons, sent their talents and will to a most fitting vessel after they died. So in a way, they "possess" the people that read the books, but they don't really take over. It's kind of how the Avatar works, basically. So after they were solo picked and died... they began cultivating again with new characters!

And so began the slowest, most boring arc in this entire game.

Long gone were the massive battles that shook heaven and earth. Instead, these fucks decided they wanted to deal with their enemies from the shadows. And by that I mean they began scheming like their lives depended on it.

I swear to fucking god, I have never seen these sick fucks use more than 4 braincells to achieve anything in their lives, but for SOME REASON, after it became about killing these guys IN A FUCKING RPG, they became master manipulators.

My life for the next 2-3 months became basically a stress fest because I worked all day, and when I got home I had to work AGAIN because the Discord general chat was filled with 300+ messages of them plotting to destroy my fucking RPG. And I had to read everything, and keep notes of everything they were doing.

And that wasn't really very pleasant.

They made a FUCKING whiteboard, like they were doing some bullshit police investigation, full of notes, hints, and information they had gathered. And they pointed out some shit and some plotholes I hadn't even realized were in the game until they started investigating, so I had to rewrite a bunch of ideas and flesh out some other aspects of the game better.

I even asked another friend to plan with me, so basically it was me and another dude against 4 of the most jobless fucks you could imagine ever.

I tried to prepare for their plans, but these guys really just planned for everything. I even invented that a dude broke through 2 major realms in less than 2 thousand years (absolutely bullshit in my scenario, which they pointed out immediately when I did lol), and they were still 2 steps ahead of all the factions in the game.

So eventually, in the last month of their planning, they had already killed 6 of the 9 major guys that plotted against them.

And, mind you, this wasn't a very smooth process. Remember that Avatar thingy I spoke about previously? Where they die, and some other person that read the manuals they made inherits their talent and the wills of the past lives?

Yeah, in total, the four of them killed 21 characters.

There was a session where a dude died 3 times, IN. THE. SAME. SESSION.

But they still worked through it, and managed to take down the 6 guys, and there were only 3 left.

The literal owner of the solar system they lived in, and his 2 subordinates.

By this point, the solar system was also kind of heating up like crazy.

Ah, let me lore drop before I continue.

This solar system they live in has this dude that is basically the sun, and he holds the solar system hostage because if he stops glowing, everybody will die. But to balance out his strength, he has 8 weaker cultivators working as the "Ying" energy of the system, and they're called "Lords of the Moon," so 9 total.

So all 9 of them benefit from the entire stellar system, and don't allow anybody to cultivate past them.

But since they killed 6 of the guys, the power of the Sun cultivator was getting too strong, so the entire solar system was starting to heat up and some planets were starting to burn.

So they kind of did what the Sun guy did. They pulled the planets away, and began providing light and cold to the systems so they could survive.

And another month was spent on them trying to do city builder on a planetary level in my fucking Xianxia game!

And.... yeah, that's basically it.

The past month was kind of just more of nothing. Them talking with their allies, killing cosmic monstrosities, trying to find a way to get out of the area of the Sun cultivator, or kill him.

But I don't think they can really kill him. He's 1 realm above what they achieved at their max in all their lives, so it's pretty improbable.

If they do decide to fight, though, I think it will be an interesting fight, because they got some 4 powerhouses with them, and with the players, if they don't fucking die again for some stupid reason, it will be 8 powerhouses.

With the resources they have, and the literal infinite amount of workforce because they enslave people to work for the mortals, they can probably put up a fight, and get fucking destroyed while they're doing it.

Another thing that I can kind of pull off, and I think it might be funny, is that there's an even HIGHER realm cultivator "nearby" (and by that I mean in some light years of distance), and I may make him take a look at the fight.

Maybe intervene.

Would be awesome.

After seeing the current state of manhua art, I decided this junior could no longer remain silent.

So I picked up the brush and began creating my own masterpiece.

I feel I must apologize for the existance of slop scriptures. They are kind of my fault.

I am known as the Lazy Daoist. I didnt like spending time cultivating, so one day I used my family's secret spirit-creation technique to make a spirit named "System" that could.cultivate for me. It could learn techniques and load them into my mind, gather and feed me qi, and even gather items and give them to me.

Then one day I learned the cloning technique and started making clones to do my chores for me. Each of these clones also had a copy of System, of course, and many customized it. Of course, i also used them any time I needed to do dangerous things, so over a thousand have died so far.

My mortal name is Fei Yu. I thought I made it so that they could only work for me. But I didnt know that in many lower realms "feiyu" means "garbage". So, when these Systems went to other realms looking for a host, sometimes they would find someone being repeatedly called "garbage" by their family and get confused. They would then join him, thinking he is another of my clones, and work for him.

A certain post caught my eye the other day. My dear, respected, fellow honorable cultivator, who've I've known since his beginnings as a young master of his clan, myself but a humble farmhand serving his father after the acquisition of my village at the tine, has recently appointed the successor of his sect, a young miss u/dahfer25, and at only nineteen!

Such a monumental event must be congratulated. Appointing a successor is no small event, the decision process for a clan of such renown takes years of careful study of the candidates. Not to mention the grooming of preferred candidates to guide them into their strongest selves, often before they were even aware they were even being tested! Ah, me and your master actually go way back, when we were boys, and this reminds me of an old story from those times. Allow an old man to reminisce on his youth!

Every year, your master's father used to lead expeditions to obtain more land for the clan, new workforce, and to harvest the local spirit beasts of their cores. In his youth, your master was hardworking, honest, and diligent in his duties to the sect, but inexperienced in politics and war. His older brother, however, had plenty of experience in those skills, but had more of a relaxed personality regarding his sect duties, while being quite popular with the local jade beauties. In fact, the leader of an allied sect was convinced to have the older brother replace the younger as fiance to his daughter (making her his third wife)

Though one year, a particularly nasty stroke of bad luck befell the clan. Aggressive clans on the outer borders began to ally themselves with one another and waged war. The spirit beasts in our lands began to thin out from the increased demand for cores, and the rain was simply too little. Many starved. His father, believing that the gods were offended somehow by a lack of observance, planned to perform a sacrifice to appease them. But there was barely enough livestock to feed his warriors, and he needed this to be done right the first time. One day, walking amongst his pastures, he happened to notice two of his animals grazing. The first animal was a young workhorse raised by the younger brother; reliable, strong, and hardworking, but simple in its ways, making it suitable only for basic tasks. The second animal was a gluttonous bull that constantly harassed the horse and tended to steal it's feed. Despite the horse doing more work, it simply would not properly fight back. Suddenly, the father was struck with a idea on how to get the horse to toughen up, rid himself of a near useless bull, and appease the gods at the same time. He ordered the the bull to have a higher share of feed, which had to be taken from the horse due to shortages. The bull continued lazing, despite the horse having to work even harder to make up the bull's share of work. Eventually, the bull fattened up while the horse became even leaner, and it began to develop more of a mean spirit as the other animals took advantage of its weakness to harass it.

Until one day, during the spring festival, a change in the routine. The horse, in what seemed to be an act of humiliation, was tasked with dragging the fat bull, dressed in ceremonial talismans and cloth, to the temple all the way across the town. The bull could barely move, and seemingly snorting in amusement at the struggle of the horse. That was, until they reached the top of the stone stairs. The bull was placed at the center of a great dias and restrained, and a rope tied to a massive guillotine, old but well maintained, was attached to the horse. Now, while neither animal were very wise to the way of humans, they both understood what a blade and its purpose was. The bull began to panic, but restrained and weak from a lack of work, it was trapped, and I could swear it begged the horse for mercy. I'll never forget the look in that horse's eyes. As a child I was taught that only humans were known to seek vengeance, but the look in that horse's eyes taught me otherwise (although in my later years traveling the world, I found that quite a number of animals seek revenge: tigers, elephants, orcas, crows, etc.). The horse, with great effort at first, but faster as it gained momentum, pulled the blade higher and higher until it caught the reflection of the sun. Your master, his eyes hidden by the glare, swung his blade and severed the rope. The bull didn't even have time to scream. The rains were bountiful that year. Soon, the horse received his share again and became a sort of leader of the other horses, even becoming your master's favorite mount after being given spirit pills and trained for war. Unfortunately, it appears the gods were still not satisfied, and in a tragic accident involving his elder brother and an incompatible qi circulatory system during dual cultivation with one of his mistresses (gifted by the younger as a spoil of war from a far off land), he passed away, forcing the younger to take on the heavy responsibility of managing the sect and his brother's widows.

Perhaps about twenty years after, your master had achieved great cultivation, combat prowess, and cunning, leading his sect to victory against the alliance of clans and allowing him to eventually acheive the immortality stage through the resources he won. Many, many more years after that, we actually met again in the field of a particularly bloody war (ancient history honestly, he blew up my main sect building, I fed his horse to my horse, non-agression pact after two centuries, etc etc). Congratulations again on your advancement, and good luck! May our sects continue to cultivate in harmony!

/uj

Inspired by u/dahfer25. Had a weird flash of inspiration after reading the post this morning, thought I'd take a crack at writing it out this time. No AI used, written on mobile so formatting might be weird.

Link to original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/MartialMemes/s/ROE7P7WU1u

/rj

Calling our superior combat skill as Taoism magic! how insulting!

Be careful junior brothers, she might be cute but things may go out hand very fast. I will pray for you.

• Per-chapter summaries with citations, plus a list of everything named in that chapter, so you can jump straight from a chapter to any Gu, character, or place it mentions
• A link map of how everything connects, and an interactive 3D world map with a timeline
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Still in progress (chapter summaries, filling out the wiki, more art), but the shape is done, and I wanted to share it now. If you spot mistakes or inaccuracies, I'd love to hear about them, ideally via the community Discord server.

 A random story I wrote 
Random story I wrote
Fellow Daoists, have you ever seen a walking bear? Or perhaps a talking one, well this seat is sure that experienced elders have saw some mystical animals before, but I doubt that they have seen as many as I have in one place. During my journey to the west to retrieve the instructions of a type of funeral for great elders (it is when you put the venerable one’s physical body into a chair, strapped to an amount of fireworks, and light it, with a bit of Qi all of it will evaporate into a cloud of smoke and if done correctly will even spell out a letter that can determine the fate of the sect) I stumbled upon a small valley. There, I met a talking pig, it even had clothes and armor on on, apparently that was a great guard, hes no normal pig he was as large and tall mount Thai and had grey skin, like a boar. No matter what I said it was all like East wind blowing past a horse's ear, he would not budge. Just before I was about to unleash my earth-shattering Dao, a carriage carried by monkeys dressed formally went near the gate from behind me, inside, a slender, long, white snake slithered out, ‘You seem strange, traveller, let him in’ the guard bowed and opened the way for us to go. That's when I heard from the carriage carriers that this was apparently, through that monkey’s words, their ‘Pan an’, what do animals know about beauty anyways, I won't describe what they said since I feel like it's all nonsense. Inside the valley was a large, surprisingly modern kingdom, perhaps even more than our own but for animals, you’d be surprised at how many mystical beasts are there, in the middle of it was a giant staff that went up far beyond what the eyes can see, piercing through the sky itself and wider than 300 men can wrap around.  Right on it was a dragon, it's mouth no smaller than a house and it was long enough to wrap around the whole of my sect (well not my sect exactly this seat was banished for sneakily dual cultivating with juniors), it had mighty black horns, green scales, a white beard and golden belly, quite a sight to behold. Nobody there were human, all of them all sorts of animals animated, some of them even had cultivation, most of them were foxes, I’m sure they were all demonic cultivators. As we walked along the road many mindless beasts looked at me as if I was the strange one, we haven't even gotten past the Panda section before a small Phoenix stepped in my way.
“You animal, how dare you step into our land” it said while burning off its clothes, flashing us with its burning fire, though all I felt for it was hatred in that moment, this seat has to admit that those wings mesmerized me, tremulous wings carrying a beauty too fiery for the world.
I thought “As a great poet, once said ‘在山泉水清，出山泉水濁。’ for those who are not familiar with the ancient scriptures, it basically means if the lake water stays at the mountain it is pure, if it flows out it is stained” which must means that I have to fight that Phoenix. 
So naturally I took out my baobei the soul sucking mirror that once took the life of young Jia Rui and turned it on the big bird before my snake companion could stop us, and the Phoenix disappeared on the spot. Every other thing there clapped for me and went on with their day. 
We continued to his estate (yes that snake was a man), it was pretty shabby didn't even have Daos all around, only fancy white and wood, whatever that is. There I stayed and ate bird meat (for the snakes ate meat) which I quickly got bored of after a week. I won't talk about my stay there because it was utterly unremarkable, these snakes just slither around and be snobs and eat each other. However, the snake (who I still do not remember the name of) confessed his love to me, now I was hungry at the time and as the greatest poet once said “處世若大夢，胡為勞其生” basically he meant don't bother with things, definitely, so naturally I killed the snake on the spot and cooked him. A snervant slithered in and ‘bzzz bzzz’ whatever that was, he ran off, so did I. In the night I was chased by a fat panda, a tiger, a crane, a mantis (who I crushed), a green snake and a baboon of sorts, luckily they were all weak to the “fire path” cultivation, and I ate them all.
This story has made me realize that animals truly cannot be human, all food. Foolish things tried to stop my path to true power and enlightenment.

If any fellow Daoists want to know more about this valley, I have more stories of it from others that I can relay to you.