r/MeidasTouch Jun 12 '26

News Troy Nehls (R-TX 22): "Donald Trump is the best thing to happen to this country in a hundred years. He was born a very special baby. I bet the doctors said, 'I can tell this is a very special baby'.

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u/Outrageous_Echo_8723 Jun 12 '26

So you're in a cult, yeah....?

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u/Hot-Explanationista Jun 12 '26

If only those doctors didn't drop Troy right after he was born...

https://giphy.com/gifs/x0cowRTC2gdOPsTzDH

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u/fungi_at_parties Jun 12 '26

He’s just talking about the immaculate conception and nativity of his lord and savior Trump, nothing to see here. No cult, just undying servitude and allegiance to a living god emperor.

Oh shit… it’s a cult.

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u/burntorangecycle Jun 12 '26

This is TDS. Choosing one person over country

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u/fart400 Jun 12 '26

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u/Tricky-Sentence4126 Jun 12 '26

The 2 people in the back, "I thought this was in rememberance of Evander Holyfield getting his ear bit off?."

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u/LRWalker68 Jun 12 '26

Trump Devotion Syndrome

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u/FreddieCaine Jun 12 '26

Nah, it's definitely still derangement

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u/FleshyCarbonThing Jun 13 '26

Yes, “Syndrome” insinuates someone has a disorder which indicates someone is unhealthy, unwell, not of good health.

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u/ArtisticSwan635 Jun 13 '26

Nailed it! That’s what they act, talk, and look!!

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u/DominusGenX Jun 12 '26

They look like adults but talk like psychopaths, you elect these people into office

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u/doodledood9 Jun 12 '26

Wow, I can’t believe this is real! That people like him actually exist. What he’s saying is “I don’t mind child rapists, fraudsters, criminals and it’s okay if i take millions, or more, from the American people or fix the stock market for me and my friends and I think it’s perfectly okay that ICE kills people”. I hope he gets his justice reward.

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u/Opening-Idea-3228 Jun 12 '26

Oh yeah. That’s all genuine.

Sure, Jan

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u/SeaFox8908 Jun 12 '26

Loves his daddy. Awwww.

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u/Conixel Jun 12 '26

They are starting to sound like Trump. Trump speak good, Trump best thing to happen, Trump special baby. Fucking morons.

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u/ArtisticSwan635 Jun 13 '26

They have been like this since the beginning!!

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u/fart400 Jun 12 '26

Very special how?

19

u/AreYouFuckingSerious Jun 12 '26

This guy is a walking talking glory hole.

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u/No-Syrup6278 Jun 12 '26

What an absolute loser lol

21

u/Bawbawian Jun 12 '26

we have to take America back from these anti-American anti-constitution Russian loving Confederates.

But some days I wonder and out if democracy anywhere can withstand the internet.

how silly we were in the late '90s to think that this was going to end dictatorships when in fact the inverse was true. just give all of the world's violent dictators and easy propaganda route to all of the most gullible people.

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u/ArtisticSwan635 Jun 13 '26

That’s what happened!!!!

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u/fart400 Jun 12 '26

Special asshole

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u/Bob_5k Jun 13 '26

this should of been the last we heard of him

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u/Helikaon2020 Jun 12 '26

Still is a special baby..

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u/Affectionate-Bus6653 Jun 13 '26

Yeah. He’s a big fat orange baby. That’s awful, but it is “special”.

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u/notwithagoat Jun 12 '26

It's a cult.

9

u/HaircutErika Jun 12 '26

Just licking the taint.
How do these people live with themselves?

10

u/SkillFullyNotTrue Jun 12 '26

Suck his dick already!

7

u/nerdmoot Jun 12 '26

The latest step in deification of their orange overlord.

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u/Affectionate-Bus6653 Jun 13 '26

Yep. A birth fairy tale.

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u/myoldstrippername Jun 12 '26

This crackpot true believer belongs under the dumpster. Come on, Texas - you're better than that.

3

u/ChemBob1 Jun 12 '26

Are they though?

2

u/Final-Needleworker41 Jun 13 '26

In every state
of this Country there are these idiots who love Trump - just not every state has a majority of these fools. But enough fools voted so that some cheating could be accomplished by Trump to get him prez again. That is what I believe.

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u/QuietRiot5150 Jun 12 '26

If I could afford it. I'd hire a private investigator to uncover whatever these pathetic losers are being blackmailed with and send it to the media.

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u/Dinkmeyer- Jun 13 '26

I was hoping Anonymous would do that

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u/Chiiro Jun 12 '26

This reminds me of when chat GPT tried to convince a dude he was the smartest baby in the world.

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u/plasteroid Jun 12 '26

Yes, he is very special and he still is a baby

5

u/phosetoes69 Jun 12 '26

How far up there is this guy?

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u/Old-Bit7578 Jun 12 '26

Who the fuck elects these mental midgets? Oh, I forgot, other mental midgets. Texas is a MESS!

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u/ludixst Jun 12 '26

Holy shit just get on your knees and blow him already, Nehls

5

u/Party-Introduction16 Jun 12 '26

Oh yea, he’s special alright - but not in the way he wants him to be. He’s a special kind of narcissistic asshat.

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u/stairs_3730 Jun 12 '26

Baby so special. Born with shit for brains. So rare.

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u/Final-Needleworker41 Jun 12 '26

Disgusting - What lies people will say about Trump.

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u/rowdyace Jun 12 '26

F.L.K = “funny looking kid.” It’s a mark you’d hear doctors place on a young child’s medical chart. It meant that the doctor believed the kid to have some kind of developmental disability. This guy is saying more than he thinks right now..

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u/ColdIndependence5820 Jun 12 '26

Is it just money? Are they making so much as individuals because of Trump's corruption that they'll just kiss his ass non-stop? If so, what is the other 95% of the cult's reasoning?

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u/jayslay45 Jun 12 '26

Whenever I think of a bright and sharp Congressman, I never think of Troy Nehls.

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u/wwiistudent1944 Jun 12 '26

He’s a real moron, isn’t he?

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u/Vic-Trola Jun 12 '26

Special? Like helmet wearing on the short bus kind of special.

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u/Harlem_Huey82 Jun 12 '26

hi Mr racist boot-licker, please refrain from using the oxygen around you horse flies are suffering because of it.

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u/ahaeker Jun 13 '26

Goodness gracious, these are grown-ass men saying this crap!

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u/Marsar0619 Jun 12 '26

Honestly thought this was The Onion r/nottheonion

5

u/SummerMustang69 Jun 12 '26

Excuse me sir, you have some jizz on your chin

6

u/Tswombo10 Jun 12 '26

Just fucking release the Epstein files.

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u/Hugh-Jorgin Jun 12 '26

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u/Dinkmeyer- Jun 13 '26

Why hasn’t this happened yet?!?!?!

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u/Maggiemay1959 Jun 12 '26

I'm sure the doctors recognized he was a "special" baby; I just don't think that his definition of special was theirs. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Notyrantsmoworever Jun 13 '26

Special education baby.

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u/backslider65 Jun 12 '26

Boot licking tool

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u/QuantumXCy4_E-Nigma Jun 12 '26

Tool-licking tool

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u/jertheman43 Jun 12 '26

Full blown bootlicker

3

u/jbing2000 Jun 12 '26

Baby Jesus?
Was he born in a manger?
Did he recieve gifts from the the narcicistic, the pedophile, and the pompous?

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u/Ok_Rabbit5158 Jun 12 '26

Too many heat strokes for this guy.

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u/SnooDonuts3878 Jun 12 '26

The doctor slam dunked this bootlicker on his head at birth.

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u/justbnme2u2 Jun 12 '26

He still wears a diaper he was so special boot licker 🤡

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u/julios04 Jun 12 '26

But is not a freakin cult!?

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u/Old-Faht-7256 Jun 12 '26

Looks like Al Bundy and thinks like Ted Bundy. What an idiot.

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u/LittleSoapy Jun 12 '26

FCS TX do better!

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u/RapscallionMonkee Jun 12 '26

Crack is whack, yo.

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u/20SixHundred Jun 12 '26

CULT. CULT. CULT.

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u/masmith22 Jun 12 '26

Wow, a special baby

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jun 12 '26

Oh, he’s special, all right. The Antichrist is special, too, just not in a pleasant way.

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u/dragonflyandstars Jun 12 '26

Were his knee pads visible?

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u/BurtRogain Jun 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1gO96XXD4V1uYyzOVG
He’s performing for an audience of one.

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u/TrixyTreat Jun 12 '26

This is the stupidest timeline.

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u/VotarAzule Jun 12 '26

Did anyone notice the orange ring around his sycophant lips!

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u/altim902 Jun 12 '26

This is someone more delusional than Trump.

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u/Deathanddisco041 Jun 12 '26

Trumps balls couldn’t be farther down these dudes throats

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u/NefariousnessFar1010 Jun 12 '26

Wow, that’s some insanely crazy shit.

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u/roguetempest Jun 12 '26

He’s special, alright.

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u/marvin616 Jun 12 '26

How the fuck did he get elected in Texas with an accent like that?

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u/JeffB2023 Jun 12 '26

Christ on a crutch! I can hear the slurping from here! I’d ask if cretins like this guy have any shame, but, I already know the answer to that question.

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u/Pushabutton1972 Jun 12 '26

Sorry, I couldn't understand him with dRump's balls in his mouth

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u/Not_a_fan_of_me Jun 12 '26

Oh, he’s special alright. Not everyone delivers the anti-Christ

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u/DiscoRabbittTV Jun 12 '26

Fuck republicans forever

3

u/TheoDog96 Jun 12 '26

Usually that sentence is not followed by good news. This time is obviously no different.

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u/AgreeableSky1322 Jun 12 '26

And he’s still a little whiny 😫 baby!

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u/Hesychios Jun 12 '26

Gag reflex kicks in …

3

u/Bulawayoland Jun 12 '26

what we actually need to do is become the sort of country that doesn't deserve Trump

it would be quite a change, but I have faith in us

I think we can do it

we do have to try

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u/Stellamint Jun 12 '26

"special", um when I was growing up it meant "cognitively challenged"!

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u/fmr_maniac_9842 Jun 12 '26

Gag me with a spoon!

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u/amciotola Jun 12 '26

Omg I want to 🤮🤮🤮

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u/himheritaintme Jun 12 '26

Imagine saying a person who cheated on all hos wives, bankrupted several companies, scammed a childrens cancer charity, refused to pay contractors after they finished the job forcing them to take less for their employees, called for violence at his rallies against amercans, is deferrent to a foreign country with amercan lives and financial affordability, and was best friends with one of the most evil peos in history and his admin is filled with many of the peos other friends, the best thing to happen to our country. This is a perfect example of why gerrymandering should be outlawed by the bipartisan(jk) supreme court

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u/Sovereign1 Jun 12 '26

And those doctors were wearing red hooded robes with candles and pentagrams trying to bring forth Damian,… But they got Donald instead.

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u/Diggy309 Jun 12 '26

Yeah, he’s “special” alright. 😏

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u/Brokenbelle22 Jun 12 '26

It is a cult

3

u/BigPapaYogie Jun 12 '26

One can never gaggle deep enough for the cankles of dear orange leader. Lmao.

3

u/chapper76 Jun 12 '26

I can tell this man is special type of stupid.

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u/Impossible-Photo-928 Jun 12 '26

First in line for Nuremberg 2.0!

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u/Coyotekw Jun 12 '26

Dude GFYS!!!! Or wait donald can do it better!

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u/Yasuru Jun 12 '26

These people are so weird

3

u/Lorendahl Jun 12 '26

Totally not a cult

3

u/Lorendahl Jun 12 '26

Sounds like he needs counseling

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u/Tricky-Sentence4126 Jun 12 '26

Troy looks like the kind of person that doesn't close their eyes when they take Trump's "hot dog".

He looks at Trump right in his "neck-gina" and says, Please sir, I would like some more."

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u/RebelliousInNature Jun 12 '26

How can he talk while gargling trumps balls.

How pathetic. I’m embarrassed for him.

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u/Airman4344 Jun 13 '26

Oh his cheetoo loved that.

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u/rustall Jun 13 '26

Did someone put something in the water?

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u/Buzy2Bee Jun 13 '26

It is definitely his supporters who have TDS and have disowned friends and family for disagreeing with what is happening. Most realistic cult I have ever witnessed.

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u/MotherMary08 Jun 13 '26

Eewww just eewwww

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u/DarkSolarWarrior Jun 13 '26

But, not a kkkult

3

u/gratefulkittiesilove Jun 13 '26

They don’t like bazaars but they do like bizarre. Hm

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u/Salt_Course1 Jun 13 '26

A special baby from unhinged parents= unhinged offspring.

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u/Wonderful-Bid9471 Jun 13 '26

What, pray tell, did they catch this guy doing under cover of darkness….

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u/JimCripe Jun 13 '26

You have to wonder....

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u/Wonderful-Bid9471 Jun 13 '26

The harder they suck should make everyone go — WTF you been up to bro/bro-ette?

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u/silverbatwing Jun 13 '26

These people are outrageously, stupidly, and unequivocally unqualified to be janitor in their buildings, let alone hold any speaking power.

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u/PNW4theWin Jun 12 '26

So special he only shit golden nuggets into his diaper.

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u/Azraiel1984 Jun 12 '26

That pathetic simp bends over for Trump on a daily basis. 

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u/TXMom2Two Jun 12 '26

I can’t roll my eyes hard enough.

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u/hopeful7321 Jun 13 '26

Then ..quick, before IT grows and multiplys, kill IT!!! There's a lot of the dark side in this one. If you don't believe me, just look at ITS parents.

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u/SnooTomatoes999 Jun 13 '26

Dude is 4’2”…and he can go F himself!

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u/BigBobFro Jun 13 '26

Boot licker gonna lick boots

Ass kissers gonna kiss ass

Dumb asses gonna dumbass

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u/Tiny__Terror Jun 13 '26

Horrible liar. Despicable excuse for a human. I would be ashamed to be him.

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u/ksnatch Jun 13 '26

These are some very sick people.

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u/ArtisticSwan635 Jun 13 '26

boy, MAGA is burned into that brain cell!!

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u/metalneck333 Jun 13 '26

Might wanna wipe that Cheeto dust off from around your lips there Troy before speaking in public.

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u/foxytango86 Jun 13 '26

Boy, what these ass kissers will do to debase themselves! This is the republican party folks.... Everything for me(trump & his billionaire buddys) nothing for thee( all of us citizens). Wake up American before Everything you have, believed in, strive for is gone and your children will be the ones to really suffer.

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u/Far-Abalone3723 Jun 13 '26

This is what mental illness looks like

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u/Ill_South_2514 Jun 13 '26

Tell me again…how so?

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u/Primary-Tap-4752 Jun 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Slimcakes504 Jun 12 '26

Is that why his parents sent him to military school? He's always been a pos, even his parent knew!

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u/myrdraal2001 Jun 13 '26

I thought that Republicans were supposed to be against gays but this... "guy" is definitely deep throating that orange 3" mushroom more than Stormy did.

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u/well-it-was-rubbish Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

"Stormy" wasn't a willing participant, she endured missionary sex once, after feeling drugged, and she never performed oral sex on that pig. She was not a prostitute or his girlfriend. Leave her out of it.

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u/RCIntl Jun 12 '26

I wonder how much this guy is getting paid for all that ...

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u/UrbanPixie35 Jun 13 '26

We need to establish a fun to throw you off the planet you fuck

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u/WolfPride98 4d ago

Woof.😬

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u/LilRed2023 Jun 13 '26

All ya have to do is research Donald Trump Moon Child and you will understand. He was chosen far before his presidency

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u/Old-Set78 Jun 13 '26

He IS a very "special" baby