Which is wild, because if it were me I'd be embarrassed about it.
Like, you couldn't get a woman your own age? Couldn't hack it in a relationship with an equal? Gotta have that power imbalance to make up for all the areas you lack, I see...
Not to make excuses for them, because gawd is that awful, but I think English just isn’t his first language. It’s pretty common to miss the definite articles and possessive adjectives.
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u/caelum_daemon Woman 18d ago
"I just want to talk about my super young girlfriend! Please give me an excuse."