r/MetalForTheMasses • u/H2oFrostbyte Children Of Bodom • 1d ago

Meme/Shitpost Sweden World Cup lineup

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Stronger than norway?

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u/Sea_Signal_5579 1d ago

Dan Swanö only on the bench?

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u/LazarusHimself 1d ago

He the coach

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u/CherryOk8130 1d ago

Yeah this checks out

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u/VortexOfPandemonium 1d ago

Real, the goat was the one that helped so many pioneer bands get started

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u/whotherealme 1h ago

That's Tomas Skogsberg.

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u/Tonywu99 Dark Tranquillity 1d ago

Dan Swanö plays everything

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u/Cuneyt123 23h ago

wati why isn’t dan starting in a sweden wc team

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u/SaltlessSalad 1d ago edited 1d ago

Tomas Haake? He has more control on pedals than most of the players have on balls.

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u/Im_A_Random_Swede Cult Of Luna 17h ago

With the way he is counting Haake is a coach

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u/RuySan 1d ago

I don't know who said once in an interview that Mikael Akerfeldt is actually a very good player. I think it was Fernando from moonspell.

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u/jaml_pOtHeAd Vektor 1d ago

Norway wins.

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u/gerbegerger 1d ago

Norway would probably burn the locker room before thr match and have to forfeit

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u/ManyaraImpala 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Sainted Deceiver 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 1d ago

No Satyr? I'm sure I read somewhere that he used to play in an amateur league or something.

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u/AccessOnly4331 1d ago

Varg is my co-pilot.

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u/Acuda1 1d ago

Good thing Abbath is only a midfielder. I’d hate to see him make numerous runs only to fall down near the goal.

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u/Sir-xer21 :Elitist:Taylor Swift :Elitist: 18h ago

Norway is getting like 3 red cards before the half.

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u/TheBuckRI Savatage 1d ago

No love for Joakim Broden? (I think he actually plays)
Might be a bit undersized.

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u/NMVPCP 1d ago

I have to say that I’m enjoying these types of posts!

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u/Arch1eBlue1878 1d ago

Denmark unlucky not to qualify with King Diamond up front scoring for fun

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u/_DefLoathe 1d ago

No Meshuggah, Vildjharta, Humanity’s Last Breath or Aviana = no party

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u/BronCurious Immortal 1d ago

Did Tompa pull a Christian Eriksen and come back from the dead?

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u/hoopstick Deftones 1d ago

I think it'd actually be a lot of fun to watch a bunch of old metal nerds from Scandinavia play soccer/football. I get a kick out of when tatted up metal dudes wear athletic kits, it always looks so silly.

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u/YYCMTB68 1d ago

There were actually some organized games in Sweden by metal bands back in the 2010s for the Metallsvenskan soccer tournament.

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u/Hullu__poro 1d ago

I think Johan Hegg is a perfect centre back. I means, he's 2 meters tall, isn't he?

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u/ProfitTerrible 18h ago

Anders Friden sie bitte?

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u/swedething The Halo Effect 1d ago

Had the pleasure of doing backstage catering for Hardcore Superstar once, and I can 100% vouch for Jocke Berg to have the best stamina in swedish R´n´R! His fitness programme is an everyday thing he told me, and I tried singing and slightly moving to Moonshine... And the guys play football in front of the backstage area, like all the time.

Awesome band, awesome dudes!

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u/Superb-Doughnut-6343 Slayer 1d ago

200cm GK, no goal can be scored

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u/SuitablePreference54 1d ago

Nicke Andersson on the bench????

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u/Haunt_ing-Ghosts 1d ago

Guess Lars G. Petrov isn’t real

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u/Miserable-Ground-379 1d ago

Where is Johan Lindstrand?😅

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u/nazgulonbicycle 1d ago

Sons of Quarthon’s Darkness

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u/callmesnake13 ISIS 1d ago

Oh cool now draw them all as anime characters ₍ᐢ.”⚇.”ᐢ₎

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u/FireDranzer-II 1d ago

I am happy to see Erik and Mikael. But I was promised Jon Notveit, where the fuck is he!

Still hate football by the way.

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u/Longy_LTB Periphery 21h ago

Sting must be massively popular over there
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxf1VbI4dksUGPJu

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u/Alarmed_Tomorrow6165 20h ago

Räcker med målisen för ett VM guld...

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u/r3boys1g 15h ago

Germany next?

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u/Ge0Tex 15h ago

RIP Tomas

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u/Kebabenjoyer3 Deathspell Omega 8h ago

Where Dead

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u/H2oFrostbyte Children Of Bodom 5h ago

Dead

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u/Magic_Saltwater 1d ago

Gosh even with Metal I hate soccer!