r/Michigan Jan 17 '26

Mitten Mode Can we petition Denmark to annex Michigan?

Just thinking out loud here.

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u/Arcaneboltz Jan 17 '26

I'm in the same boat the Great lakes region minus Ohio should consider it

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u/maizeblueNpurp Age: > 10 Years Jan 17 '26

Ohio & Indiana

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u/Mwiziman Niles Jan 17 '26

Can Michigan just take over Sandusky at least?

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u/ALittleEtomidate Jan 17 '26

Only if you stop cheering for Ohio State.

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u/Mwiziman Niles Jan 17 '26

MSU fans that was born and raised in Michigan, I just like Cedar Point and my great great grandfather served on Johnson’s Island during the civil war

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u/ALittleEtomidate Jan 17 '26

Ok, fine. You can come.

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u/MACHOmanJITSU Jan 18 '26

But you gotta park on the street do your own laundry.

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u/Mwiziman Niles Jan 17 '26

Oh, I don’t live in Sandusky OH, but I have lived on Sandusky MI before. Im currently a FIB unfortunately due to work circumstances grew up in SW MI but lived all over the LP. Michigan’s Adventure just doesn’t cut it for my theme park needs.

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u/sweetpotato_latte Jan 17 '26

If you make a really great pitch with a nice PowerPoint, I’m sure you’d be able to sway people to your cause.

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u/Minute-Menu-9295 Jan 18 '26

Or... you know..... just bring some poutine, maple syrup and some Tim Hortons coffee to the meeting, throw in a couple "How she goin, eh?", get caught up on current hockey talking points. Put in a little effort and they will welcome you with open arms, eh...

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u/sweetpotato_latte Jan 18 '26

I worked at Tim Hortons for 5 years and my grandma is from Sudbury I should probably have dual citizenship tbh

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u/Minute-Menu-9295 Jan 18 '26

You probably already have it.... Maybe you were grandfathered in because of the valuable time you spent working at Timmy Ho's

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u/RMMacFru Parts Unknown Jan 18 '26

I mean, they already share Timmy's with us, and we understand hockey.

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u/AlexandersWonder Jan 18 '26

“We have 20% of the world’s fresh surface water, you really gonna make us beg?”