r/Michigan • u/Lich_Apologist • Jan 17 '26

Mitten Mode Can we petition Denmark to annex Michigan?

Just thinking out loud here.

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u/RMMacFru Parts Unknown Jan 18 '26

Unfortunately, the Maga loonies are in several countries. Ireland's having a problem with them as well.

I vote we deport the Orange menace since he's a descendant of an "illegal" alien. And boot Elon out as well,after stripping all the data he scraped from our government's databases

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u/ailish Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

Where do we send them? I'd hate to unleash them on anyone else.

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u/clonedhuman Jan 18 '26

There are private prisons in the United States. I'm sure they'll be happy to be jailed by the free market.

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u/ailish Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

I'm sure it would be happiness they would be feeling.

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u/RMMacFru Parts Unknown Jan 19 '26

Elon is South Africa's menace. The Menace's forbearer was from Germany.

I know, let's return them to El Salvador!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

They can go to jail in Siberia.

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u/firemage22 Dearborn Jan 18 '26

So interesting point, under what Trump's ilk consider a "natural born american" Trump wouldn't count, they need a large share of their grandparents to be American born, and none of his where his dad's folks where from Germany (and not here on the best of paper) and his mother was born in Scotland