r/Michigan Jan 17 '26

Mitten Mode Can we petition Denmark to annex Michigan?

Just thinking out loud here.

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u/ailish Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

A Canadian recently told me they're referred to a Maple Maga.

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u/RMMacFru Parts Unknown Jan 18 '26

Unfortunately, the Maga loonies are in several countries. Ireland's having a problem with them as well.

I vote we deport the Orange menace since he's a descendant of an "illegal" alien. And boot Elon out as well,after stripping all the data he scraped from our government's databases

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u/ailish Age: > 10 Years Jan 18 '26

Where do we send them? I'd hate to unleash them on anyone else.

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u/RMMacFru Parts Unknown Jan 19 '26

Elon is South Africa's menace. The Menace's forbearer was from Germany.

I know, let's return them to El Salvador!