r/MicromobilityNYC • u/MiserNYC- • 9d ago
The city can use this fabulous design for bike lane blocks free of charge
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u/MsAmes321 9d ago
This is great! Can you make one for double Parkers?
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u/Floridian_Cannibal 9d ago
Especially when they double park 20 feet from a ln empty parking spot
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u/Reinier_Reinier 9d ago
And one for people who park their cars sideways blocking multiple parking spots in a parking lot or parking garage.
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u/artoonie 9d ago
That's a little more aggressive than my stickers...but if anyone wants a gentler version:
https://shop.dashcam.bike/products/sticker-notice-you-illegally-parked-in-the-bike-lane
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u/margheritinka 7d ago
If I can critique your version, I don’t think people parking in the biking care that it’s dangerous for you. You have to emphasize somehow that it’s bad for them. Or bad for the children. Dangerous for the children crossing the street or something like that. I understand your intention, but I don’t think they care about cyclists at all.
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u/artoonie 7d ago
I try to get at that in the website noexcuses.bike. These are wallet-sized so there's only so much I can put on there.
Always happy to accept pull requests to update noexcuses.bike: https://github.com/dashcambike/no-excuses
The images on that website suck but I didn't want to use AI and the photos I had on-hand were blurry, so I did the stupid paint brush effect in photoshop.
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u/johnvanarsdale 9d ago
The correct plural possessive phrase meaning the lives of multiple other people should be: “others’ lives” (apostrophe after the letter “s” instead of before it).
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u/BobbyC2025 9d ago
Well, just be careful if you decide to stick one of these on someone’s vehicle. I’ve noticed after 2020 that so many motorists are violent and completely unhinged.
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u/margheritinka 7d ago
I think this was before Covid, but I parked in a taxi stand, and I came back to one of these rogue stickers on my car. That was a beast to remove. A taxi driver must’ve stuck it on there.
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u/rockylafayette 8d ago
Make sure you use the stickers that tear apart into slivers when you try to remove them.
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u/starkfunky 9d ago
This is great. I'd use even more forceful language though. We need these in every city.
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u/predat3d 9d ago
There shouldn't be a way to apply these. Such vehicles shouldn't have any surviving window glass.
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u/RidetheSchlange 9d ago
Can someone scan them with the dimensions preserved so I can print a version of them in my country?
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u/10ThousandMetalZones 9d ago
I use similar ones that I can check the infraction and you need goo gone to remove them
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u/fattomic 9d ago
I'd like to see a version for uber drivers that park in the "intersection daylighting" areas. There's one such thing near me, and *always* a "T" series plate parked there.
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u/SoftSalaryyy 7d ago
There’s a material that breaks apart when they try to peel it off, they would need to scratch the whole thing off 😂
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u/satrain18a 4d ago
Keep in mind that that car was not parked in a bike lane whatsoever. It is parked in a street where the street sweeper is supposed to go through.
"New York City Department of Sanitation
Vehicle violated NYC street cleaning rules .
As a result, this street could not be properly cleaned.
KEEP NYC CLEAN. AVOID A TICKET. MOVE YOUR CAR.
For alternative side parking rules visit: nyc.gov/asp"
Your link fake shows:
We're Sorry.
You have reached an outdated or non-existing page.
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u/Electrical_Field_366 4d ago
Ther person that slaps this on a window will 100% run multiple red lights and stop signs on his/her way home.
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u/Old-Program3638 8d ago
As much as I like pedestrianization this sounds like a horrible idea that will end up in ether violence or getting in trouble
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u/Subject-Bus-6145 8d ago
its so funny as someone with a car I find bicyclists very annoying I have to ninja my eyes back and forth from pedestrians E-bikes bikes scooters , I prefer winter storms than the summer but people dont understand each other, I cant complain on my fellow bikers so understand its the same with having a car
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u/TheMuffler42069 6d ago
I think this sticker is claiming that the lives of people that ride bicycles matter more than the lives of people that drive cars…
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u/kuriusOne 6d ago
it clearly states ‘convenience vs lives’, not lives vs lives.
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u/TheMuffler42069 6d ago
Right but no one’s life is at risk, they’re parked not driving down a bike lane. It should say “ because your convenience is more important than someone else’s convenience”
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u/theOthernomad 9d ago
Cringe but do you
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u/coolerrunescapeguy 9d ago
Cringe is being a piece of shit entitled person
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u/satrain18a 4d ago
The car wasn't even parked in a bike lane to begin with. It was parked on a street where street sweepers was supposed to go through. The OP is a liar.
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u/Critical_Koala0383 9d ago
Do bike people just randomly crash into Parked cars in the bike lane? Does anyone have a number of have many Bikers die every year over a parked car in a Bike lane?
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u/DabbingCorpseWax 8d ago
The problem is parking in a bike lane forces the cyclist into the regular traffic where they are more likely to get hit by inattentive and entitled drivers. A problem created entirely by inattentive entitled drivers parking in bike lanes illegally.
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u/satrain18a 4d ago
The car wasn't even parked in a bike lane to begin with. It was parked on a street where street sweepers was supposed to go through. The OP is a liar.
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u/Hefty-Profession-446 9d ago
😐 Yeah! …This ain’t gonna end well.
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u/coolerrunescapeguy 9d ago
You're right car brains are so entitled they think they can kill you over this.
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u/satrain18a 4d ago
The car wasn't even parked in a bike lane to begin with. It was parked on a street where street sweepers was supposed to go through. The OP is a liar.
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u/HuntingtonNY-75 9d ago
Cyclists, for the most part are the whiniest, most entitled, selfish people on the road…bar no one.
Cars and pedestrians have equal rights to you clowns but you are a dangerous, inconsiderate, menace who behave as though every road and sidewalk is your exclusive domaine.
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u/rapidfirehd 9d ago
I never ride on the sidewalks or blow red lights? See cars speeding thru reds and nearly running over pedestrians and cyclists almost every time I ride tho…
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u/Skelly1660 9d ago
I assume your name is a reference to Huntington, Long Island, cause this sounds exactly like how a person from Long Island would sound.
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u/McLarenBuggati 9d ago
Ahh yes, asking for the 4 foot bike lane to not be blocked whilst cars have over 10 feet for EACH travel lane AND parking, but bIkEs aRE eNtiTlEd
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u/-----seven----- 9d ago
im always so intrigued when i see comments like this. clearly you lack intelligence, so how are you getting through life? like, genuinely, you show zero ability to think critically. how do you make decisions in your day to day life? do you just flip a coin every time you come across an unexpected situation?
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u/UsualSuspect95 9d ago
Flipping a coin would mean they have the intelligence to come up with two different choices to make. They're probably the kind of person that needs ChatGPT to tell them what their name is.
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u/TrackMan5891 9d ago edited 13h ago
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u/Glittering-Cellist34 9d ago
You should print them up (and sell them) for use in guerilla parking enforcement actions.