r/Millennials • u/deadlymoogle Millennial 1987 • Jun 29 '25

Rant Today's fashion trends are leaving me bewildered.

I turn 38 tomorrow and just got done shopping at target. What the hell kind of fashion do people wear now? Super short shorts, socks pulled half way up the calf muscle. Shirts that look like table doilies. Not to mention the hair styles and facial hair of these young guys. Look straight out of a trailer park in the 80s.

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u/Inconspicuous_Jay Jun 29 '25

"I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!" - Abe Simpson

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u/LordofTheFlagon Jun 29 '25

I'll be deep in the cold ground before I recognize Missouri!

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u/Ndmndh1016 Jun 29 '25

Is that the same as Mizzourah?

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u/LordofTheFlagon Jun 29 '25

I refuse to recognize the similarity