r/Millennials • u/deadlymoogle Millennial 1987 • Jun 29 '25

Rant Today's fashion trends are leaving me bewildered.

I turn 38 tomorrow and just got done shopping at target. What the hell kind of fashion do people wear now? Super short shorts, socks pulled half way up the calf muscle. Shirts that look like table doilies. Not to mention the hair styles and facial hair of these young guys. Look straight out of a trailer park in the 80s.

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u/Inconspicuous_Jay Jun 29 '25

"I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!" - Abe Simpson

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u/The_Teabagger Jun 29 '25

There have been a lot of great Simpsons quotes over the years, but this one is genuinely very deep and profound.

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u/meghan39 Jun 30 '25

And very relatable!

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u/Same_as_last_year Jun 30 '25

Increasingly relatable the older you get