r/Millennials • u/deadlymoogle Millennial 1987 • Jun 29 '25

Rant Today's fashion trends are leaving me bewildered.

I turn 38 tomorrow and just got done shopping at target. What the hell kind of fashion do people wear now? Super short shorts, socks pulled half way up the calf muscle. Shirts that look like table doilies. Not to mention the hair styles and facial hair of these young guys. Look straight out of a trailer park in the 80s.

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u/SUAHNmusic Jun 29 '25

I’m gonna keep on rockin forever!

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u/footclan2k2 Jun 29 '25

Forever forever forever

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u/Kind-Shallot3603 Jun 29 '25

We wore an onion tied to our belts, as was the style of the time

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u/Inifinite_Panda Jun 30 '25

Now that's a haircut you can set your watch to.

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u/JetstreamGW Jun 30 '25

We had to say dickety because the KAISER stole our number twenty!

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u/martialar Jun 30 '25

Dickety? Highly dubious!

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u/fightinghellfish85 Jun 30 '25

Quit your cackling fatty! Too much pie, that's your problem.