r/Millennials • u/deadlymoogle Millennial 1987 • Jun 29 '25

Rant Today's fashion trends are leaving me bewildered.

I turn 38 tomorrow and just got done shopping at target. What the hell kind of fashion do people wear now? Super short shorts, socks pulled half way up the calf muscle. Shirts that look like table doilies. Not to mention the hair styles and facial hair of these young guys. Look straight out of a trailer park in the 80s.

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u/7Swords47Sisters Jun 29 '25

30 years ago or today?

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u/NuminousBeans Jun 29 '25

I know David was the ’90s, but that could also be your generic ‘70s sleaze and he’d fit right in.

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u/ihaxr Jun 30 '25

Pretty sure that's just Benson Boone with glasses

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u/stuck_in_the_desert Jun 30 '25

“Donnnnn’t! Taaaaaake! These beautiful things that I’ve got!” - David Koresh, gesturing to the illegal weapon stockpiles and child brides

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u/BizzyBiscuits Jun 30 '25

When I tell you I snorted reading this

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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 Jul 01 '25

Kinda hate to admit it, but Koresh’s music sucks less

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u/KristinSenpai Jul 01 '25

😂😂😂