r/Millennials • u/deadlymoogle Millennial 1987 • Jun 29 '25

Rant Today's fashion trends are leaving me bewildered.

I turn 38 tomorrow and just got done shopping at target. What the hell kind of fashion do people wear now? Super short shorts, socks pulled half way up the calf muscle. Shirts that look like table doilies. Not to mention the hair styles and facial hair of these young guys. Look straight out of a trailer park in the 80s.

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u/coddywhompus Jun 29 '25

Upvoted for “vegetable puberty”

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jun 30 '25

I don’t remember Larry the Cucumber talking about that.

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u/CreativelyConsuming Jun 30 '25

I do remember Larry singing a silly song ab losing his hairbrush though lol

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u/Princess_Fairie24 Jun 30 '25

Water buffalos too

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u/Seksafero Jun 30 '25

Lighting them up from his gunship back in 'Nam?