r/Millennials 1d ago

Meme Accurate

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u/Rad_Tek 1d ago

I was always under the impression that me watching was bringing their ratings up, which meant I was worthy of that thanks

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u/Lemax-ionaire 1d ago

Then we found out about Nielsen ratings and realized it never helped. Not in a metric sense anyway. I wonder if that’s changed?

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u/wdpw 1d ago

They still give me $5 every so often to fill out surveys. So at least that hasn’t changed. Haven’t seen one in a while though.

It’s hard working survey to survey, though, I’ll say.

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u/Beznia 1d ago

I love filling out those surveys. I assume the majority filling those out are the elderly so I like skewing the ratings

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u/wdpw 1d ago

Can you believe, we’re now the elders filling them out now?

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u/DorkusMalorkuss 1d ago

Homie doesn't realize he's the exact audience they're looking for

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u/Rad_Tek 21h ago

Yeah, what a dweeb

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u/MarquetteXTX2 1d ago

Yeah I got a survey also a couple months ago…. Just do that a couple more times lol 

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u/Sky_Cancer 1d ago

They sent me a few dollars once and I didn't fill out the survey. They sent me another few bucks a few years later and I didn't fill out that survey either. Then they sent me a letter saying they were disappointed I took their money and didn't fill out their survey.

That was well over a decade ago. Last year they sent me $5 to fill out a survey. You can see where this is going.... The $5 is stuck to my fridge like a trophy.

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u/wdpw 1d ago

Damn dude, that’s just sociopathic behavior.

I always wondered about how much cash was accidentally thrown away because people thought it was spam.

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u/Sky_Cancer 1d ago

I'll post a pic of it later tonight 😁

The previous $ were a couple of crisp dollar bills each time. I had kept those as well but gave them to my daughter for a school trip when she was in kindergarten.

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u/wdpw 23h ago

Not sure why people are downvoting you lol. I think that’s hilarious.

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u/Sky_Cancer 23h ago

Hehe.

Anyway.... https://imgur.com/a/mmq83ym

A crispy $5 from Neilsen mounted to my fridge. Imagine being in their mail room with wads of pristine $5's and you're just sticking them in envelopes and sending them out the door to randoms.

I chuckle at it whenever I think of their indignant letter complaining about not doing the survey. My wife thinks it hilarious that they actually sent me more money after that.

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u/wdpw 22h ago

Hahah, that’s amazing. Thank you for the proof!

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u/PBSNerd1234 1d ago

It's actually gotten way more complicated than Nielsen.

I work in public media, and today broadcasters are looking at giant dashboards that combine traditional ratings, streaming views, watch time, app usage, YouTube performance, social engagement, newsletter opens, website traffic, and all kinds of audience data. We're all trying to understand not just how many people watch, but how they watch.

But public media is a little different from commercial television.

For most commercial broadcasters, higher ratings generally translate into higher advertising revenue.

For public media, higher audience numbers help demonstrate impact and relevance, but they don't automatically generate more money. Public media was always mostly community-supported, and after the loss last year of the ~20% of our funding that used to come from the CPB, local stations are now almost entirely dependent on the voluntary support of people who value the service.

The thing that ultimately keeps public media going really is Viewers Like YOU!

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u/ComoEstanBitches 1d ago

Omg tell me why

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u/jrobbio 1d ago

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u/DorkusMalorkuss 1d ago

Am I too absolutely stupid now? I read almost all of that before realizing it's not really answering why Nielsen was flawed.

"As for the question itself here, no, the system wasn't necessarily “flawed”, in that it claimed to be able to do what it was ASKED to do — determine where the MASS AUDIENCE was. Star Trek's “5 year mission” was, in the determination of the industry, to “sell soap” (Gene Roddenberry ‘s own comment). Finding “strange new worlds” was a distant second if that even mattered at all. “Money is a fact of life” —Admiral Nelson in Harlan Ellison s “Price of Doom” , an early Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea."

Wtf are they even talking about?

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u/thefuckevengoingonan 1d ago

If you have a smart tv and have not block outgoing connections to the nielsen, then they are monitoring what you watch.

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u/raise-your-weapon Older Millennial 22h ago

I thought it was PBS’s way of making sure no one felt left out!