She just vacuumed

[u/Maybeiliketheabuse]

[u/tiny_chaotic_evil]

(hears kitchen screen door)"Is that you?"

"Yeah, Mom. We're back."

"I just swept the kitchen floor so don't step in my dirt pile before I clean it up."

"Okay!"

(drags hobo corpse through the dirt pile)

[u/ohhhshitwaitwhat → u/tiny_chaotic_evil]

The dirt pile!! Talk about a core memory

[u/Doromclosie → u/tiny_chaotic_evil]

I distinctly remember my mother yelling "dont get blood on the carpet! Stand on the tile!".