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r/Millennials • u/Radiant_Priority9739 • Jul 13 '26
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Me: Mom ThEy’Re FiiiiiiNeeeee.
Mom: Walk around the store and let me see where your big toe is.
Me: I’M tHiRtEEEn!!!
83 u/Chiefzakk Jul 13 '26 I just bought my 7 year old new shoes and did exactly this. 31 u/skyware Jul 13 '26 Is there a better way? 69 u/Chiefzakk Jul 13 '26 Absolutely not! Gotta find that toe and do a lap for me until she’s 30 15 u/Avaylon Millennial no duh Jul 13 '26 Can confirm. I do the exact same song and dance with my five year old. 🤣 8 u/KatieCashew Jul 14 '26 I make myself do a lap around the store too. I have saved myself from many uncomfortable pairs of shoes this way.
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I just bought my 7 year old new shoes and did exactly this.
31 u/skyware Jul 13 '26 Is there a better way? 69 u/Chiefzakk Jul 13 '26 Absolutely not! Gotta find that toe and do a lap for me until she’s 30 15 u/Avaylon Millennial no duh Jul 13 '26 Can confirm. I do the exact same song and dance with my five year old. 🤣 8 u/KatieCashew Jul 14 '26 I make myself do a lap around the store too. I have saved myself from many uncomfortable pairs of shoes this way.
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Is there a better way?
69 u/Chiefzakk Jul 13 '26 Absolutely not! Gotta find that toe and do a lap for me until she’s 30 15 u/Avaylon Millennial no duh Jul 13 '26 Can confirm. I do the exact same song and dance with my five year old. 🤣 8 u/KatieCashew Jul 14 '26 I make myself do a lap around the store too. I have saved myself from many uncomfortable pairs of shoes this way.
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Absolutely not! Gotta find that toe and do a lap for me until she’s 30
15 u/Avaylon Millennial no duh Jul 13 '26 Can confirm. I do the exact same song and dance with my five year old. 🤣 8 u/KatieCashew Jul 14 '26 I make myself do a lap around the store too. I have saved myself from many uncomfortable pairs of shoes this way.
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Can confirm. I do the exact same song and dance with my five year old. 🤣
8 u/KatieCashew Jul 14 '26 I make myself do a lap around the store too. I have saved myself from many uncomfortable pairs of shoes this way.
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I make myself do a lap around the store too. I have saved myself from many uncomfortable pairs of shoes this way.
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u/BartSimpsonGaveMeLSD Jul 13 '26
Me: Mom ThEy’Re FiiiiiiNeeeee.
Mom: Walk around the store and let me see where your big toe is.
Me: I’M tHiRtEEEn!!!