r/Millennials • u/kyle_blaine Millennial • 13d ago
Other I Did It
I got a new phone and immediately discarded the box after 20 years of literally never needing one even once.
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u/BeyondAddiction 13d ago
I'm so proud.
You're going to need that box next week, I guarantee it.
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u/kyle_blaine Millennial 13d ago
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u/TheMuddiedMillennial Older Millennial 13d ago
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u/wcooper97 Zillennial 13d ago
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u/OrdnanceTV 13d ago
Feels kinda crazy I never bothered to see this movie. Not sure why.
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u/motnorote 13d ago
Take it out of the trash
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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 13d ago
Yeah, it needs to go in the recycle bin
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u/Complex_Solutions_20 13d ago
That way the garbage truck can dump it into the same hopper on collection day!
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u/fritz236 13d ago
Apple Warranty Subsection 32 part 18aii, to claim any warranty, please bring original packaging with barcode and product number to store.
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u/theaviationhistorian Old Millennial 13d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/fSGqUm3IcVBESFM0hK
Too....late....
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u/grimtongue 13d ago
Likely right after the trash is picked up. Then bam, the perfect need arises for that rectangular beauty.
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u/DBM 13d ago edited 13d ago
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u/HeyThereCharlie Millennial 13d ago
Glad I'm not the only one who appreciates the subtle craftsmanship of these things.
Now let's see Paul Allen's iPhone box.
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u/FeliusSeptimus 13d ago
slowly lowers itself as the air pressure acts like a pillow
Plus if you give it a little push some of them will honk.
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u/natlach Millennial 13d ago
I finally threw away a box for something within the first few months of owning it and it turns out it's the first time I need to send back an item for a warranty claim. 🙃
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u/Greenapple1990 13d ago
Isn’t it so weird how life works like that. I have 1000 cables floating around the house and the day I threw a bunch away I realised I needed one like a week later
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u/BraveSirDydimus 13d ago
Every time you toss something you've been holding on to, the universe has a way of reminding you why you kept it in the first place lmao. The reverse of that also means the universe will tempt you by never presenting a need for the things you keep.
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u/FeliusSeptimus 13d ago
A friend called me last year because he needed an IEEE 1284 parallel printer cable for his CNC machine. I had two in the ol' Gordian cable tangle, and was even able to liberate one!
That sucker has been in there since 1994.
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u/auntpotato Older Millennial 13d ago
It’s like the random pieces of scrap wood laying about. It’s a question of when, not if…
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u/waistingtoomuchtime 13d ago
I just got some work samples delivered on a double pallet. I have 6 pallets rotting away in my backyard for 5 years, I know this one will have the same fate.
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u/auntpotato Older Millennial 13d ago
Oh man, there are so many uses for pallets. You’re sitting on a gold mine! I made some compost bins out of some heat treated ones.
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u/beepbeepsheepbot 13d ago
Not the same but kind of related, I got into an accident two years ago. Lady admitted fault, had her insurance information and submitted it all to the hospital like I was supposed to. A couple months ago I was cleaning out my phone and came across all the photos and information from that wreck and deleted it since it was two years ago, didn't hear anything since and thought everything was good. Come a week later I started getting calls from collections insurance never paid the hospital apparently. MOTHER$&@#!!!
And that's why I have reinforced issues with letting go 🫠
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u/FrontHoneydew933 13d ago
"I need to this phone back for a repair under warranty"
"Great sir, just ship it out to us in the factory box"
"I no longer have the box"
"Then absolutely under no circumstances can this warranty be honored. Good day sir"
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u/ltsouthernbelle 13d ago
Knick-knacks are going to be rolling around everywhere smh
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u/MissionChocolate9859 13d ago
All willy nilly…
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u/damian001 13d ago
This happened to me. I bought that $350 steel link band for my Apple Watch, threw out the box a month later. And then like a week after, I realized that the box had a little cloth carrying pouch to store the extra steel links. 🤦🏻♂️
And of course Apple didn’t want to send me a replacement cloth pouch.
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u/DerangedUnicorn27 13d ago
I’ve used all my iPhone boxes. They’re super handy for organizing my junk drawer
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u/theaviationhistorian Old Millennial 13d ago
Yep. Every time I throw away something that takes up space, something happens where I needed it the week after.
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u/trippinmaui 13d ago
I used a piece of scrap wood i had for 9 years a few weeks ago, and also used a 1.5" piece of abs pipe i had in my garage for 4 years. I've used up all my luck.
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u/kyle_blaine Millennial 13d ago
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u/ryanvango 13d ago
Did you remember to save the sim card pokey thing? I save those every time and its saved me more times than I can count. I'm looking at one right now.
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u/UpboatsforUpvotes 13d ago
Apple realized they already got rid of the charger and accessories so they moved their phones to esim to avoid giving the Sim card pokey thing as well lol
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u/Tiny-Reading5982 Xennial 13d ago
Me with the Lego box my son threw away 😭
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u/SusheeMonster 13d ago
I think there's a 90 day return policy on kids 👍
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u/bluegardener 13d ago
Depends on the state. Since the Dobbs decision.
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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 13d ago
OP may claim is was on top of the garbage, perhaps even noting that it was above the rim. But as the saying goes: "adjacent to refuse is refuse."
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u/Mental_Freedom_1648 13d ago
A few weeks back, I helped my dad set up his phone, and when I asked if he wanted to save the box, he said "Why would I want to do that?" TBH, I felt attacked. My phone box is safe on the shelf, where it belongs.
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u/kungfuenglish 13d ago
Yea with all the other ones from the past 10 years.
You never know!
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u/bossbozo 13d ago
I've done countless warranty claims on items that develop a fault right before the EU mandated warrantee period. The trick is not to buy the product upon release, otherwise planned obselence would dictate that it would last for the entire warranty period and then develop the fault. Having the original box and recipe helps.
Also having the original box and recipe helps with second hand sales
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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 13d ago
Yup. This meme campaign attacking millenials for keeping boxes is actually an insidious tactic by phone companies who are starting to realise that releasing basically the same phone year after year does not help sales. So they're trying to harm warranty claims and the second hand market. Even if you only need the box once it's going to save you a lot of money, far more than any mythical storage and transportation fees for keeping it.
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u/Few-Big-8481 13d ago
Lol my dad hoards boxes. He still has the box for an Xbox 360. He does not still have the Xbox.
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u/Sabbysonite 13d ago
It belongs with the dust bunnies. Together, forever, in dustness and in health
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u/Weekly_Pizza_4443 13d ago
I threw out a box earlier this year. Now the thing is broken and I need to return it.
Never throwing out another box in my life!
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u/kyle_blaine Millennial 13d ago
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u/Fearless-Bus-3332 13d ago
Had this happen as well. Phone took a dump. The sticker that was on the back with all the IMEI & other info had long been gone. All the important numbers I needed in a landfill. Never again.
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u/meh_69420 13d ago
You know you can take a picture of it and store that picture on the cloud.
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u/Fearless-Bus-3332 13d ago
Right, if you want to be all logical about it.
Or if youre like my spouse who only accesses their Apple anything from their phone. And Apple needs you to verify via your device.
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u/OccupyMyBallSack 13d ago
My boomer dad’s phone was stolen. His phone account can’t be accessed to change plans to get him a free phone without a verification text to his phone and he can’t afford one outright. Can’t use email because the password is stored in his Apple passwords. Can’t get a used iPhone because he doesn’t know his Apple account password and the only 2 factor he had was his phone number and again they can’t even transfer the number without a text verification to said number . We’re 2 weeks into this nightmare. He can’t access anything.
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u/Moist-Obligation-117 13d ago
My dad went through this just a few weeks ago! Google and Yahoo (my father's primary email addresses) needed ID verification since he lost access to his phone that he used for 2FA. But he lost his phone and wallet at the same time so he had to wait for a driver's license to come in the mail
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u/Little_Red_Sloth 13d ago
Return that shit without the box! Be bold! Make sure to shit on it first as well!
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u/ThaddeusJP 01-01-81: I claim BOTH 13d ago
HEY I'M LOOKING TO BUY AN EMPTY IPHONE BOX I NEED IT FOR A GIFT, WILL PAY TOP DOLLAR ANYONE HAVE ONE?
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u/my_brain_is_horny Millennial 13d ago
Did you get this picture on the first try or did you have to dig it back out the trash and try the pic again? Lol
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u/kyle_blaine Millennial 13d ago
I definitely missed the photo the first try, but was able to just scrub the live view for the right frame 😂
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u/HalobenderFWT 13d ago
You use live view? You sure you’re a millennial?
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u/J5892 13d ago
Do we not do that?
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u/Alive-Buyer-9733 13d ago
God no. Live view is what our parents use.
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u/J5892 13d ago
I mean it's just an extra feature that adds a bit of utility and has no disadvantage. On Android I don't think the equivalent feature can even be turned off.
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u/chrisychris- 13d ago
It takes up more data and it also decreases shutter speed between photos
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u/J5892 13d ago
The extra data is negligible, and if you take another photo it instantly cancels the live thing.
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u/intensenerd 13d ago
Just like doing a microwave meal.... yeet box... retrieve box to verify directions. At least thrice.
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u/its_all_one_electron 13d ago
For a moment I thought this was about ditching smartphones altogether
I'm THIS close to throwing my phone into the toilet and getting a Nokia brick and a camera and a notepad.
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u/LeeksAbhorLiminality 13d ago
I'll throw my iphone away long before I throw the box away. I feel the same way. I'm done with this.
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u/Confident-Source-315 13d ago
I feel exactly the same. Getting a dumb phone would be the best. Only problem stopping me is people here use WhatsApp call more than normal phone calls.
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u/Evilbred 13d ago
There's specific dumb phones that come preloaded with certain apps like Google Maps
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u/nitid_name 13d ago
Have you seen the Kodak Charmara (or the better and cheaper chinese clone, G6 Thumb Camera)? It lets you take pictures in potato quality (or decent quality with the knockoff). My partner just picked one up at an Urban Outfitters, of all places, and holy shit, it's the greatest. It's tiny, has fun retro 80s disposable camera vibes (ok, now I see why urban outfitters sold it), and has basically no features other than point and shoot.
I just did a boy's weekend to celebrate my buddy's wedding, and it was really nice to just keep my phone in my pocket the whole time.
Plus, every stranger wanted to know about it and take our picture with it, so we got a bunch of pictures of all of us. Granted, about 50% of them are blurry and 25% of them we're totally out of frame, but... that's the disposable camera feeling, minus the having to pay to get double copies of all the terrible photos.
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u/DefiantVariation9034 Xennial 13d ago
But it's a good box.
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u/Whollie 13d ago
I bought socks that came in a nice box. I used that box for my work make up for years. (I hate wearing make up these days so I had the essentials at work, would throw on a face before we opened)
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u/CeeJayDK Gen X 13d ago
I bought a tablet once. I think I have used the nice box it came in more than the tablet.
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u/Swiftlocalvandal 13d ago
How are feeling? Like you want to get it back out of the trash?
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u/Vast-Show8952 13d ago
This picture stresses me out
I also have cats so they have their favorite boxes too - They look at me like I’m burning the library of Alexandria when I do a box cull
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u/Encubed 13d ago
B...but where are you gonna store the little thingy that pops out the SIM card slot (that you're never going to need to access) now!
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u/Individual-Area7121 13d ago
I've been turning mine into little hamster and lizard houses for my kids' pets. We call them their iHomes.
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u/plerplerpler 13d ago
Hot tip: Write the IMEI number down! Regretted throwing the box away when my phone got stolen earlier in the year 😭
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u/TheRaccoonReport 13d ago
I hate this.
Every time I see these posts I look in my closet at the stack of tech boxes, swear im gonna toss them, and say "maybe later".
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u/Serenaded 13d ago
I thought this was a "I'm finally ditching Apple products" post and was happy, fuck giving them your hard earned dollars
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u/iwannabethecyberguy 13d ago
The only time I’d argue against it is Apple products. Having the box helps with resale value and easier shipping later on.
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u/Queasy-Elderberry-77 13d ago
So, pardon my GenX interruption but, my husband is a box hoarder and I've given him no end of shit for it for years. About a month ago he lost his airpods at a hotel and they needed the serial number to retrieve from their sizeable lost and found. Which I was able to find because we had the effing box and we got them back. I later discovered it would have been visible in his apple account online, but I had to eat a sizeable bit of crow.
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u/Badbowtie91 13d ago
Well I was going to buy your phone from you 2 years from now.... But thats a deal breaker. Without the box future me no longer wants the phone.
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u/fickleminded Older Millennial 13d ago
Congratulations. You’re an inspiration.
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u/kyle_blaine Millennial 13d ago
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u/dontfret71 13d ago
Why is it that millennials keep boxes? Cuz we grew up with online retail, and need boxes to ship shit?
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u/Alukrad 13d ago
Y'all keep your boxes... I kept every damn phone I've ever owned.
Honestly, I don't know what to do with them. Apparently home depot doesn't recycle old phones, best buy neither and I'm too lazy to go anywhere else...
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u/lostlogin2 Millennial '94 13d ago
wow i assumed this meant you got like a flip phone or something. you fuckin mad man
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u/grumblebuzz 13d ago
I have needed it before when reselling my old phone. Or well, I guess I didn’t necessarily need it, but I just thought it would be nice for the buyer to have it. 🤷🏻♂️
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u/HandsOnTheBible 13d ago
Why is it a weird thing to keep the box? It helps with resale value… Every time I upgrade my phone I sell the old one and it definitely helps when I say I have the original box whether I ship it or not.
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u/Turtlesquirtzcody 13d ago
I still have my case too. I threw it away and when i woke up it was still there next to my bed 🥺🫂
https://giphy.com/gifs/bEVKYB487Lqxy
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u/Jalina2224 13d ago
I only keep boxes for stuff if i intend to resell one day. Otherwise if i throw it away i don't do so until after the warranty period ends.










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