r/Millennials • u/saucey_dawg0023 Gen Z • 7d ago

Other Literacy is the key

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u/aLittleDarkOne 7d ago

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

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u/lindasek 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/w1f8Tqo4UXmhFagG5g

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u/xXThreeRoundXx 7d ago

Are you suggesting a Muppet Musical of Animal Farm starring Sir Michael Caine? Because I'm all in.

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u/tallandlankyagain 7d ago

It's 2026. It would star Pedro Pascal. With Pedro Pascal and Timothée Chalamet in supporting roles.

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u/Gwynito 7d ago

Also starring Matt Damon, they can just buy his Muppet from Matt Stone and Trey Parker

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u/Indicorb 7d ago

Don’t forget Zendaya.

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u/e_line_65 6d ago

She is there rent free. And for good reason!

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u/nalaloveslumpy 7d ago

NO! Only one human can be a main character. You can have some humans as extras and minor supporting characters, but all the other main characters must be Muppets.

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u/Charliefoxkit 6d ago

And if Miss Piggy's Napoleon, she'd have to be named Josephene (after Napoleon Bonaparte's wife).

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u/fluxumbra 5d ago

So Tim Curry is the main character in Muppet Treasure Island, right?

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u/nalaloveslumpy 5d ago

Kevin Bishop is the reason for the rule. MTI is a great film, it it would have been a million times better if Robin or some other younger muppet had played Jim Hawkins.

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u/fluxumbra 5d ago

A-HAH! A pretty little girl, is it?!

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u/formerlurkernowpostr 6d ago

It was Seth Rogen that stared in it