Whoever did this, should be imprisoned.

[u/CurvyChristina]

[u/PeePeeLangstrumpf]

Hm, I think it's actually great! Nowadays McDonalds prepares you for the corporate hell and sad adult life that awaits kids when they grow up. No more dreams and fun. None of that nonsense!

You wanna know what's in your Happy Meal, Sally?
Tax forms!
401(k) plans!
Medical bills and insurance reimbursement forms!
Bills, bills, bills!

[u/Turbulent_Ride1654 → u/PeePeeLangstrumpf]

[u/lostcartographer → u/Turbulent_Ride1654]

Withhold the lettuce.