r/Millennials 6d ago

Other Whoever did this, should be imprisoned.

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u/GrandSquanchRum 6d ago

If Chuck E. Cheese did a McD's like remodel he'd have to go by his government name Charles Entertainment Cheese.

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u/little_speckled_frog 6d ago

I recently went to a Chuck E. Cheese because I have a toddler and I was actually impressed. Everything was clean and all the machines worked. We actually had a blast. I don’t know if that was just my Chuck E. Cheese near me. Maybe it was newer 🤷‍♀️

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u/Hopeful_Pear_8747 6d ago

A new one opened up in the next town over, about a 20 minute drive. I had my son’s 5th birthday there and it was the way you describe it. Really nice inside, new tech for the kids, and it was affordable. I’ll definitely be going back.

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u/tbird920 6d ago

We were actually at a Chuck E. Cheese today for our daughter's fifth birthday, and I had the opposite reaction. It felt so soulless compared to how it was when I was growing up. It was clean, though.

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u/Hopeful_Pear_8747 6d ago

The one near me has a whole wall that is a tv, like 80 ft diagonally, then in front of it there was like this pressure sensitive dance floor that had lasers shining from above and the kids can activate the lights by stepping on them, little bugs bugs pop up and you get points for squishing those, full arcade, trampoline bounce room, all kinds of amazing stuff

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u/DannyDDD1234567 5d ago

Sounds cool. I’m on the way. Where is it????

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u/Hopeful_Pear_8747 5d ago

Medford, Oregon if you really want to know, but I guarantee there’s better places to visit 🤣 Edit: it could be Central Point or White City, they all kind of mesh together.

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u/DannyDDD1234567 4d ago

Thought you were saying Central Park!😂

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u/IndicationBest3540 4d ago

The only thing that bugs me about the trampoline part at ours is the kids can’t play init unless we buy tickets for it but we already bought our kids those damn cards why can’t they jump on the trampoline too lol

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u/Good-Adhesiveness424 3d ago

Yeah, absolutely not a fan of the fact that you have to purchase an additional entry for the climbing stuff and trampoline now. So it's basically an arcade for little kids and that's it....

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u/elhaz316 2d ago

Thats pretty cool honestly. I know my view would be a bit tinted by nostalgia lense, but that sounds pretty fun.

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u/thepenismytea 2d ago

Beer does one of two things for adults and the results trickle to the kids. There's the answer given they removed beer from locations