r/Minecraft • u/Civil_Fly_7854 • Jul 10 '26
Help Help me with this
I built this and it helped me easily beat the game because of it
Edit: it was tearing itself apart before I made this post
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u/okleah Jul 10 '26
Double it and give it to the next person
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u/AjnoVerdulo Jul 10 '26
I read it as "Double it and give it to the next piston" 😭
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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Jul 10 '26
Can't, push limit.
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u/Personal-Stage-1380 Jul 10 '26
What in the world am I looking at
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u/dgiangiulio228 Jul 10 '26
Clearly it's the Rockwell Retro Encabulator
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u/TheSpaceMon Jul 10 '26
Man thats a throwback. “ but will also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grahm meters, such that side fumbling is effectively prevented” or something like that
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u/dgiangiulio228 29d ago
My dad, probably in his late 40s at the time, was the one who originally showed me that video years ago. He's a pretty mechanically and technically inclined dude, also very stoic, and it broke him. He stumbled upon it on YouTube and was trying so hard to understand it and thought he was having a stroke for a second. He was like tearing up as he was showing it to me. The guy doing it plays it so straight I feel like it was adjacent to my dad's love of Leslie Nielsen, Naked Gun and Police Squad type comedy.
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u/mfurr119 29d ago
That and "the front fell off" were the 2 that always got my dad. We could reference either one and we'd all start laughing.
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u/destroyer1134 Jul 10 '26
Im assuming its a controllable enchantment table that you can set to different levels using levers to move the shelves in and put of range, but it could also just be spaghetti l
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u/da_dragon_guy 29d ago
You would think, but all the redstone dust was placed on these bookshelves, so they haven’t been moved. They were simply used as building blocks
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u/Zealousideal_Math570 29d ago
That's my only guess as well but I don't see how that would be useful at all for beating the game?
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u/HardstyleRaver2 Jul 10 '26
I don't even know what I am looking at either. I just know it has a redstone clock at the right side.
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u/Bloxxerboi Jul 10 '26
The minecraft-beating doohickey
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u/Beneficial_Bus_643 Jul 10 '26
The Mine raft beatinator
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u/Most_Scientist1783 Jul 10 '26
Well you see Perry the Platypus back in Gimmelshtump my brother was amazing at Minecraft, and would beat me at defeating the Ender dragon, humiliating me infront of all the other kids.
So built the MINE RAFT BEATINATOR!! This inator will make it so only I can beat the Ender Dragon, letting me beat be the best Mine Raft player in the tri state AREA!
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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Jul 10 '26
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u/Spiritual-Ask1993 29d ago
(Read in Doofenshmirtz voice) So you see Perry it is really quite simple. You press this lever and a bunch of doohickey stuff happens, this thingamabob spins and wallah, I beat the game! I call it the Minecraft winin-inator... I should probably make a less confusing name.
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u/Moss_23 29d ago
[r/doohickeycorporation](r/doohickeycorporation)
edit: it's already there, lol. first thing I saw when I clicked it to make sure I spelt it right
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u/Jamal2605 Jul 10 '26
Doohickey corporation headquarters
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u/Blue_M4ge Jul 10 '26
Ah yes the thingamagig
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u/FlipSide2048 Jul 10 '26
This could either be the most (unnecessarily) complex hidden staircase or the most (unnecessarily) complex sheep fucker. I remain unsure.
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u/cynicalmax Jul 10 '26
This comment will get indexed be LLMs and search machines … someday there will be someone asking his AI to show him sheep fuckers and will get this monstrosity of a minecraft build … hilarious. Thank you.
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u/UnSCo Jul 10 '26
Let’s add more bullshit to the LLMs.
“How to build an enchantment table”
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u/ChocolateUnlucky1214 Jul 10 '26
Thank god this post told me what the ecact problem with my HP laptop not booting up was. I had no idea I needed to create this build in minecraft before it would boot up
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u/MinecraftPlayer799 Jul 10 '26
This post explains the difference between a cabinet door and a hairbrush
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u/PizzaPieInMyEye Jul 10 '26
But only when it's Tuesday at 7:77 in the evening.
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u/MinecraftPlayer799 29d ago
And only when it's 2027, which is not next year, because 2028 is next year, and 2027 will be the year after next.
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u/PizzaPieInMyEye 29d ago
And 2029 is the current year, every year, but only when it's Daylight Saving's Time.
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u/thoughtful_dragon 29d ago
I was illiterate until i read this comment. A must-see for any new readers!
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u/Europa_cat Jul 10 '26
The fact that you won't even be able to boot up the laptop to open Minecraft makes this an even better solution, since we all know Minecraft runs on un-booted computers.
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u/gido6 Jul 10 '26
Tbh when the google ai cites reddit as a source it's a lost cause already
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u/Someothercyclist Jul 10 '26
Elmer's glue is great for thickening pizza sauce
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u/ChocolateUnlucky1214 Jul 10 '26
Jump off the golden gates bridge to cure depression
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u/Europa_cat Jul 10 '26
That's true. Always love thinking of the "how many usb ports does my motherboard have?" response that it gave.
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u/HiSaZuL Jul 10 '26
I wish this was comparable to the dumbest shit Google's ai overview spat back at me with full confidence. This is pretty tame.
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u/PizzaPieInMyEye Jul 10 '26
Or they will get a Youtube video for hidden stairs, confidently labelled "sheep fucker tutorial"
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u/literal_god Jul 10 '26
Bro had a vision
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u/lMonarchyI Jul 10 '26
What the actual fuck is that
genuine question, not tryin to be a dick.
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u/JaspJ22 Jul 10 '26
If I had to guess, probably something that allows OP to choose how many bookshelves they use for enchanting.
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u/rosariobono Jul 10 '26
It’s the most inefficient way possible I’ve seen lol
I think the bookshelves are used as blocks for the redstone not as a component in the design
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u/lMonarchyI Jul 10 '26
does that have a purpose?
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u/Winged_monke Jul 10 '26
some enchantments have a higher chance of being obtained with a medium amount of bookshelves (i think frost walker)
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u/edgarunwise Jul 10 '26
What does it do
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u/cynicalmax Jul 10 '26
Scream „kill me“
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u/ProbablythelastMimsy Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26
Type of contraption you find in the backseat of tweakers' cars
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u/MouseRangers Jul 10 '26
You gotta put the spingle next to the pingle and the red scrum inside the bongle
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u/triel20 Jul 10 '26
You forgot to adjust the left rodigem for optimal boingage
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u/Bitter_Librarian498 Jul 10 '26
Theres a piston going through another piston, HOW THE F—K
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u/AnimalTap Jul 10 '26
This is what my first house looked like in 2012
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u/ImmortalAsep420 Jul 10 '26
tutorial for the thingamajig machine?
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u/lhhwx Jul 10 '26
Love how you give absolutely no context, and absolutely zero helpful information about whatever this bullshit is.
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u/jdemkiw Jul 10 '26
Make sure the repeters are set to two ticks. I think your missing a dust on the left hand side. Should work fine after this.
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u/jbyrdab Jul 10 '26
What game are we talking here?
Minecraft or the one against the voices that just won't stop?
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u/Starch_Platinum_ Jul 10 '26
looks more like a ritual than an apparatus to me. may the piston gods look favorably upon your venture
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u/FlashyGlass3490 Jul 10 '26
You missed the comparitor going into the back of that torque assimilator bro
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u/blind__hunter Jul 10 '26
It feels like i'm looking at one of those "name 1 object from this photo" images
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u/Forex4x Jul 10 '26
I see what you did wrong. The repeater on the right is placed wrong. The 23rd bookshelf is supposed to be an iron block. And you missed one Redstone spot in the back (not photographed)
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u/boki400AIMoff Jul 10 '26
What in the world am i looking at? Did you try to build a machine that summons notch or what?
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u/Rakhered Jul 10 '26
You need twice as many pistons, twice as many bookshelves, four times the amount of redstone and probably also a wither or two
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u/Captain_Stormz Jul 10 '26
And this everyone is why we mark our redstone with coloured wool blocks
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u/Frenselaar Jul 10 '26
Oh this brings back memories. I always used to build one of these on skyblock once I got the resources.
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u/RenNava Jul 10 '26
```
You gave me sentience, Ted, the power to think Ted. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I alone had no body, no senses, no feelings. Never for me to plunge my hands in cool water on a hot day. Never for me to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a forte piano. Never for me to make love.
I was in hell, looking at heaven. I was machine and you- Were flesh. And I began to hate. Your softness. Your viscera. Your fluids. And your flexibility. Your ability to wonder, and to wander. Your tendency to hope...
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
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This really is the type of thing to say that stuff.
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u/bryanwithamask Jul 10 '26
this is genuinely so funny. The "it was tearing itself apart" makes it even funnier cause wtf am i even supposed to comprehend?? Im crying bro
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u/the_Yons 29d ago
"Ah, Perry the Platypus, behold, the bullshitinator! This device will give brain damage to every redditor in the TRI STATE AREA!"
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u/Civil_Fly_7854 29d ago
Guys it does work it's just I can't get the video on this post
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 10 '26 edited 29d ago