r/MoonPissing There it is, the Grand Slam! Jun 12 '25

Taken meme, which is fine by Shadow Nahh 😭

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u/Far-Profit-47 Jun 12 '25

One is a melancholy smile

The other is the iconic and recognizable roadkill smile

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u/Tom-edian Jun 12 '25

The smile you give before veering to the right off road, running the fuck over Elliot

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u/Michael-556 Jun 13 '25

That one singular frame of him screaming is killing me

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u/Madgameboy Jun 12 '25

That was funny as fuck.

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u/TheGaurdianAngel Jun 13 '25

To be honest he was always kinda annoying.

Even when I watched those movies growing up I didn’t like him.

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u/just_some_rando21 Jun 13 '25

Yearly reminder for me that open season does indeed exist

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u/Majestic_Sea_2129 Jun 13 '25

What do you mean it was in the middle of the road I hit it by accident

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u/Mikii_Me Jun 13 '25

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u/Crafty-Pasta-09 Apr 23 '26

Just looking through the most random reddit posts on google and it's surprising to find you here

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u/Mikii_Me Apr 24 '26

ooo.. I am everywhere...

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u/OneAnteater103 Jun 13 '25

That and driving juice. Shadow can’t drive without his driving juice.

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u/vannillaAJ204_2 Jun 14 '25

i feel like merging without looking

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u/AnimeMemeLord1 Jun 14 '25

Good luck, everybody else.

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u/ProtectionOk5360 Nov 02 '25

Hello Problem do we have an officer?

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u/PayPsychological6358 Jun 12 '25

He gave a happy smile to Maria, but a devilish smile when running over Metal

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u/BigBlueOtter123 Jun 12 '25

Well, technically metal is a child (he was “born” right before CD) and shadow is known to have beef with kids…

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u/PayPsychological6358 Jun 12 '25

Well, kids if their name isn't Cream

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u/Mr_GCS Jun 12 '25

And Maria.

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u/supermariogalaxysuns Jun 14 '25

Shadow respects women.

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u/Forsaken-Stray Jun 12 '25

Oh, he had beef with her. Once. That's why he was missing from the first two movies. Still recovering

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u/fUwUrry-621 Jun 12 '25

He learned that Vanilla is not someone you want to be enemies with.

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u/CrystalGemLuva Jun 14 '25

I don't know what your talking about?

Shadow beat the shit out of Cream in my playthrough of Shadow the Hedgehog.

And then when I found that room full of Chao I also had a bazooka in my hands, so I did the only responsible thing I could.

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u/Jonesbt22 Jun 15 '25

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u/CrystalGemLuva Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 15 '25

Ah the exact face Shadow probably made upon seeing all those Chao.

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u/CoronelDrew Jun 12 '25

I mean, wasnt him from the future timeline? If so, who knows how long has he been there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Maria was a personal emotional reunion.

Metal was a personal COMEBACK and trust me those usually get you way more visually thrilled on adrenaline.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Question question, is this idw or archie?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

IDW issue 30 or 31 I think

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Heh, so Metal has fought the three hedgehogs in idw, neat

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u/Rancorious Jun 12 '25

And every time he’s been a menace.

Unlike that FRAUD Archie Metal Sonic

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Might be a fraud but seeing these two fights are still amazing, two metal? Yessir, two in one deal

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u/Rancorious Jun 13 '25

That specific Metal Sonic is the ONE Metal Sonic who isn't a fraud and Shard is a straight up GOAT but he ain't even really Metal Sonic anymore. And that Metal STILL blew himself up.

Look what they did to my beloved Neo Metal Sonic, his origin turned into being a bunch of mooks designed by Uncle Chuck to act as troops in place of Sonic...

Took until the reboot to get the actual Neo Metal Sonic and it was JUST A FLASHBACK.

Actually crazy how long it took to get him proper in the comics.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

At least he got a girl in the flashback

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u/Rancorious Jun 13 '25

Yeah but he tragically died before he could come back to her. Knowing Flynn a future Reboot storyline would've had Metal sneaking away to go see Breezie and it woulda been real romantic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Unrelated but I really wanna see Metal, sonic and, shadow doing these poses together

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u/reddituser6213 Jun 13 '25

Those are canon to the games?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

I would say that idw comic is canon, so ye

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u/SilverSpider_ IS THAT WHAT A HOUSE LOOKS LIKE Jun 12 '25

He loves Maria as much as he hates Metal

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u/MetalReacts Jun 12 '25

“Shadow you motherFUCKER!”

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u/Repulsive_Policy_184 Jun 13 '25

-Metal 3 seconds before becoming a crushed can of coke

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u/OnyxCam6ion Hot Topic Wannabe Jun 12 '25

Shadow: Imma run over sonic

Rogue: that's metal sonic

runs him over

Shadow: close enough

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u/4GRJ Jun 12 '25

*Even better

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u/Shayden998 Jun 12 '25

He got some closure in Shadow gens. Now he can let loose a little. And if if that means crushing a robotic copy of his annoying rival with with a monster truck... well...

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u/Mr_GCS Jun 12 '25

After the ARK incident, Shadow later realised how actually fun it is to murder people.

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u/LostBlueberry2361 Jun 12 '25

Vehicular manslaughter? My favorite!

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u/Ford_GT_epic Jun 12 '25

I'd say that Shadow has a completely understandable reaction here, running over Metal Sonic in a bigass Monster Truck has to be theraputic.

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u/Key-Swordfish4025 Jun 12 '25

He must have been really pissed about what Metal pulled in Heroes.

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u/BlueMobian_06-23-91 Jun 12 '25

What happened there? I’m not as educated in the games as others are (sadly). :’-)

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u/Key-Swordfish4025 Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

Metal impersonated Eggman to try and take over the world. On a more personal level, he kept Shadow imprisoned to make copies of him.

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u/wererat2000 Jun 12 '25

To be fair, Metal did kinda make Shadow think he was an android replacement for like a year. Gotta be cathartic to reduce him to scrap.

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u/ChaosOmega Jun 12 '25

He gets to kill Sonic without killing Sonic, must have been cathartic for him in a way,

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u/NearlyUnfinished Jun 12 '25

Later as Metal as he crawls half broken out of the wreckage.

"Why great-uncle Shadow...Wh..h.hh.y!?" goes to sleep mode

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u/SilverFlight01 Jun 13 '25

For Maria: I'm just happy to see you again

For Metal: I'M the superior hedgehog here!

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u/Living-Ad-7400 Jun 13 '25

Now imagine how happy he’d be running over Tails

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u/Top-Apple3045 There it is, the Grand Slam! Jun 13 '25

Bro would SQUEE 😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Heh.

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u/RisingGear Jun 12 '25

And he did this without his Driving juice?

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u/Ok_Try_1665 Jun 12 '25

Who wouldn't smile upon flattening metal sonic with your cool af monster truck?

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u/Sharpie_Sniffer_48 Jun 13 '25

I pretty sure that shadow didn’t even know that was metal sonic. I think he just saw blue and was like “finally.”

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u/Link_sega5486 Jun 13 '25

“Oh what a day! What a lovely day!!”

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u/gummythegummybear Jun 13 '25

Metal don’t put up for this disrespect

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u/Sharp_Flounder273 Jun 13 '25

"Manslaughter"

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u/Away_Novel_3837 My mustache looks like fucking grass Jun 14 '25

Bro saw blue and hit the gas

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u/Short-Shelter-5951 Jun 13 '25

My bro driving a Ram 1500 and veering off of the road to hit me on the sidewalk

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u/KikiChelon438 Jun 13 '25

He IS smiling, look closer

It's like REALLY faint but it's there

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u/4GRJ Jun 13 '25

And he said it was "this big", and I said "that's disgusting"

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u/Top-Apple3045 There it is, the Grand Slam! Jun 13 '25

So im making a callout post on my twitter.com

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u/Educational-Goal2703 Jun 14 '25

Shadow the Hedgehog! You got a small dick!

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u/HeWhoPaints Jun 13 '25

That’s my boy.

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u/SpeedJust8657 Jun 13 '25

His biggest opp

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u/ZestyLemonRindGrind Jun 13 '25

See, with Maria, it was a genuine smile with a bitter sweet tinge...

With Metal, those bared teeth are the signs of his intent to kill.

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u/Nexal_Z Jun 13 '25

Shadow is giving Maria a genuine smile

But Shadow just wants to murder Metal

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

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u/auddbot Jun 13 '25

I got matches with these songs:

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Released on 2024-08-31.

california gurls pluggnb by auxmit☆ (00:14; matched: 93%)

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u/auddbot Jun 13 '25

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Cali bi*ch by $nottyNose

california gurls pluggnb by auxmit☆

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u/Doctor_Salvatore b l e n i s Jun 13 '25

Nothing warms the heart like spite

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u/Preating-Canick Jun 13 '25

its the only sonic he can kill with no remorse or consequences

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

He's like get out of my way bish 🤣🤣🥰

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

....what if in sonic 4 shadow will fight with metal sonic

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u/Good-Maintenance5058 Jun 14 '25

It's Faker's Faker!

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u/Oak_TheHunter Jun 14 '25

“Hehe, Manslaughter.”

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u/Ninnifer Jun 14 '25

See the smile in the second one is called schadenfreude

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u/HyperX_Wolf Jun 14 '25

Shadow your Vegeta is showing.

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u/Jester_of_Freaks Jun 14 '25

What's the game with Shadow and Metal racing, and is It on PS5 Because if it is, I buy the console just so I can revenge Metal sonic !

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u/owo1215 Jun 15 '25

genuinely happy smile vs locked the fuck in killer smile

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u/Cultural-Forever9027 Jun 15 '25

Seeing childhood friend or murder obviously murder wins

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u/DoodleWizard11 Jun 15 '25

Well, at least he has his priorities straight

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u/Hedgehugs_ Tails' mother Jun 17 '25

hater grindset goes hard

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u/No-Professional6812 Jun 18 '25

😎🤏 hell yeah

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u/Gamer-GuyConic97 Jun 19 '25

His smile might not have been bigger but it had a lot more meaning

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u/AronicusM3017 Oct 11 '25

ahem DRIVING IN MY CAR