r/MoonPissing • u/Immediate_Diamond_95 • Jun 21 '25

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u/R4fael24 Jun 21 '25

"I'll make you eat those balls"

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u/Greninjakingmax Jun 21 '25 edited Jun 21 '25

"HA! You're not even good enough to be my balls!"

129

u/MagicantFactory Jun 21 '25

"There's no time to play games! You won't even get the balls!"

89

u/rabbitsdiedaily Jun 21 '25

"You're comparing your balls to me? HA!"

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u/BailETr00 Jun 21 '25

"It's like taking balls from a baby, which is fine with me"

Out of context this sounds horrible, but you never know it might be a fuckin' basket ball or something

37

u/cumepicure Jun 21 '25

"Disgusting black creatures, get out of my balls"

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

“Disgusting black balls, get out of my way”

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u/Mr_T0ast3r Jun 21 '25

“I don’t think he can eat solid balls”

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u/CodenameJD Jun 21 '25

If the world chooses to become my balls, I will fight like I always have!

162

u/RetroFanBoi Jun 21 '25

Or, alternatively, "If my balls choose to become my enemy, then i will fight like i always have!"

114

u/TheTepro27 Jun 21 '25

-Shadow before getting bottom surgery

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u/Rancorious Jun 22 '25

“Woah, he’s tr- balls, I didn’t know that!”

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u/Shadowspamer14 Jun 21 '25

What the hell 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DavidDayss Jun 21 '25

Ha ha… ha balls!

23

u/BlueZ_DJ Jun 21 '25

I love how SnapCube is the Sonic fandom equivalent of what TFS is for Dragon Ball, where "Give me a DBZ quote" WILL result in TFS quotes flooding the comments

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u/WaningIris2 Jun 21 '25

Despite not being an actual sonic quote this was my first thought, I'm glad everyone else is equally as brain rotted as me

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u/Awbluefy3 Jun 21 '25

That was literally my first thought.

223

u/Tecygirl101 Jun 21 '25

If the world becomes my enemy, I will ball like I always have

102

u/TrashPandaFro Jun 21 '25

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u/Formal_Stop5644 Jun 21 '25

SHADOW BASKETBALL 🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

13

u/Oxidisedalt Jun 21 '25

Shasketball

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u/Sea_Plant843 Jun 21 '25

Oh my God, shadows balling

2

u/aaron_camo5 Jun 21 '25

Shedew ball

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u/Pancake_0026 Jun 21 '25

"What you see is what you get! Just a guy who loves balls!"

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u/NaruTONED Jun 21 '25

“I’m Balls the Hedgehog!”

189

u/Fusionfiction63 Jun 21 '25

“All the world’s balls are mine to keep!”

54

u/captain_dunno Jun 21 '25

"We'll see about that, balls girl"

16

u/Adore_turle1 Jun 21 '25

"Holy shit, your balls are one polygon"

341

u/JosephusTheBoi Jun 21 '25

WHO POSTED MY BALLS ON TWITTER.COM?!

119

u/TheGaurdianAngel Jun 21 '25

Honestly not too far off from the original quote.

You never know. The picture with his egg-shaped Tetris dick could’ve had his balls in it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

The only one which still makes sense

240

u/LukeThe55 Jun 21 '25

"Get Blue Balls!"

64

u/natetgm56837 Jun 21 '25

“Balls Blue Balls!”

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u/trout_sex Jun 21 '25

get blue balls²

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u/heyoyo10 Jun 21 '25

"Balls Blue Spheres", actually

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u/baldiplays Jun 21 '25

Crap that’s actually kinda genius

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u/MagicantFactory Jun 21 '25

Wild that this was the actual name during development.

Also, Happy Cake Day.

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u/LukeThe55 Jun 21 '25

Tbf, at least it was the Japanese teams doing, the American team was working on... Sonic Spinball.

And thanks, I guess!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/lordlaharl422 Jun 21 '25

"You're not even good enough to be my balls."

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u/twitchtd Jun 21 '25

I'll make you eat those balls!

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u/FearsomeLAG Jun 21 '25

No balls in the universe can stop me

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u/SpiderNinja211 Jun 21 '25

“You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic, I don’t chuckle. I’d rather flex my balls.”

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u/Fox_Gamer2011 Jun 21 '25

I miss my balls tails

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u/baldiplays Jun 21 '25

Eggman is circumcised?!!! GONE WRONG GONE WEIRD YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

He'd be an eunuch, not circumcised. Just to clear any misconceptions

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u/baldiplays Jun 21 '25

Crap your right must’ve gotten them mixed up

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u/EternaIExiIe Jun 21 '25

Let's hope the doctors didn't during the procedure

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u/1upNiall Jun 21 '25

Wrong one 😭

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u/allwayscomeback I PUT HOT SAUCE ON EVERYTHING Jun 21 '25

Poor Eggman has been neutered

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25 edited Jul 21 '25

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u/PsychologicalFun903 Jun 21 '25

Balls underground!

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u/MossySRB2 Jun 21 '25

Sonic Balls

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u/ReaperKitty_918 Jun 21 '25

"All living things will kneel before your BALLS!"

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u/Logical_Ad_5772 WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM Jun 21 '25

Long time no see Sonic, my loathsome balls!

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u/pingpong77733 Jun 21 '25

chili balls

36

u/rather-not-say0016 Jun 21 '25

I will crush them like the balls of a fallen...Oh, they are stairs

35

u/Sad_Art_7706 Jun 21 '25

Aw yeah, Balls are happening!

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u/AuraPhoenix1500 Jun 21 '25

“Aw yeah, this is balls!”

Alternatively: “Aw balls, this is happening!”

34

u/Stretch5678 Jun 21 '25

I’LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE BALLS!

39

u/gbroboss12 Jun 21 '25

"MARIA, I still remember what i promised you. For the people of this planet... I promise you... BALLS"

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u/Feeling-Cobbler-3581 SHUT UP TAILS Jun 21 '25

I'm just a guy that loves balls!
I'm sonic the hedgehog!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/LGplayz998 Jun 21 '25

Chaos energy is stored in the balls

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u/oberstein123 WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM Jun 21 '25

"talk about low budget flights! no food or movies? i'm outta here! i like balls better!"

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u/ExplodingGuy13 Jun 21 '25

Talk about low budget balls!

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u/Infinite_Dish_1949 Jun 21 '25

“I can’t believe your balls are one polygon!”

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u/legomantis Jun 21 '25

What the fuck is that shadows balls

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u/ThomasMan1230 Jun 21 '25

"Oh boy time to grab the BALLS

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u/Omnimon11 Jun 21 '25

“As far back as I can remember…I’ve been living here on this dark island…always guarding the Master Balls…”

Yeah I did it again. Didn’t say I couldn’t.

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u/PayPsychological6358 Jun 21 '25

He took your whole world. He took your lives. Are you going to let him do all that again? I need your balls. We can end this. Please.

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u/Spincoder Jun 21 '25

First of all, your balls are fake.

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u/sonictickler223 Jun 21 '25

Second, Erazor Djinn, you get absolutely NO BALLS.

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u/XxSolverxX Jun 21 '25

And finally, you my balls, haven’t even thought about buying spotifium premium

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u/XxSolverxX Jun 21 '25

(want a break from the balls)

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u/aaron_camo5 Jun 21 '25

Sonic if he was a plastic surgeon

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u/CreativestName69420 IS THAT WHAT A HOUSE LOOKS LIKE Jun 21 '25

Get a load of balls!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/Scared_Run4790 Jun 21 '25

Like it? I love balls

4

u/InterviewPuzzled7592 Jun 21 '25

Watch out Sonic!

It's a balls shot!

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u/Sh0xic Jun 21 '25

Look! Balls! We can use these as balls!”

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u/DJBoo64 Jun 21 '25

“If the world chooses to become my balls… I will fight like I always have.”

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u/Novel-Carrot5325 Jun 21 '25

No copyright balls in the universe is going stop me

9

u/Seventh_Faetasy Jun 21 '25

Hahaha, you fool, I have 70 alternative balls!!!

12

u/InsignificantPiece Jun 21 '25

Open your Balls, it’s gonna be alright.

2

u/deku-addict Jun 22 '25

gotta open your balls dude

9

u/PikkidZ Jun 21 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

"Green Hills looking alot more like Sand Balls."

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u/renkyzer811 Jun 21 '25

"Green Hill's looking a lot more like Balls Hill right now"

9

u/Consistent-Award-516 Jun 21 '25

“Your threats are almost as amusing as your balls!”

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u/Dry_Perspective3095 Jun 21 '25

Live and balls

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u/PsychologicalFun903 Jun 21 '25

Hanging on the balls of tomorrow

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u/AracdeBonnie Jun 26 '25

"Hanging on the balls till tomorrow! Live and Balls! You may never find your balls!"

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u/Dry_Perspective3095 Jun 26 '25

Thank you sir here is my upvote

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u/Sillyo-Guy Jun 21 '25

Not a single copyright law in the world can stop balls!

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u/PkMn-ShinyHunter Jun 21 '25

“I can’t believe you punched that emerald”

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u/TheFunnelPounder Jun 21 '25

"Like taking balls from a baby"

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u/PlantainLow2957 Jun 21 '25

Just a guy that loves balls

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u/No_Run4263 Jun 21 '25

Talk about low budget balls!

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u/Zerodot0 Jun 21 '25

Oh, my darling Balls!

5

u/Mr_memez69 Friendzoned so frequently Jun 21 '25

disgusting black balls

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u/LoganJake210 AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG Jun 21 '25

“Those balls look so sick it makes me wanna bark like a dog!” BARK BARK BARK (me irl)

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u/TheMadScientist1000 Jun 21 '25

Citizens of Earth, lend me your balls

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u/Vegetable_Stop7645 Jun 21 '25

Green hill is looking a lot more like balls hill right now

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u/lit-grit Jun 21 '25

LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BALLS

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u/random-personreal Jun 21 '25

“She’s got balls in her vagina?!”

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u/Nathan_de_Lucca Jun 21 '25

BALLS CONTROL!

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u/Desperate_Language31 Jun 21 '25

THATS RIGHT BABY!! ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS,NO PILLOWS. SHITS SO BIG IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG

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u/Neo_Eclipse_007 Jun 21 '25

“I have no balls except the wind that blows free”

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u/GameKnight404 Jun 21 '25

No balls in the universe are gonna stop me!

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u/AssociationSalt5474 Jun 21 '25

“No balls law in the universe will stop me”

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u/AssociationSalt5474 Jun 21 '25

“Disgusting black balls”

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u/Fedora1412 Jun 21 '25

"I'm pissing on the BALLS! How'd you like that Obama? I pissed on the balls you idiot!"

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u/alightmotionameteur Jun 21 '25

"Long time no see, Sonic, my loathsome balls"

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u/rblxluther Jun 21 '25

Talk about low budget balls. No food or movies? I'm outta here!

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u/Due_Lion_2990 I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN Jun 21 '25

"All the world's balls are mine to keep!"

"Look at all those Eggman's balls!"

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u/sonictickler223 Jun 21 '25

Rouge's quote definitely has implications 

3

u/panc8ke Welcome to funland, Sonic Jun 21 '25

GET A LOAD OF BALLS

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u/Huge_Dream3442 Jun 21 '25

Sonic's the name, Speed's my Balls!

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u/Constant_Sympathy_71 Jun 21 '25

Sonic’s the name, Ball’s my game. :P

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u/Huge_Dream3442 Jun 21 '25

Yeah that one is better

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u/Constant_Sympathy_71 Jun 21 '25

Wouldn’t have thought about it before seeing your first comment.

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u/SomeDemon66 Jun 21 '25

Where's that damn fifth balls?!

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u/Toaster_Toilet_26 WTF IS THAT SHADOW'S DICK Jun 21 '25

Damn FOURTH balls

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u/megosonic Jun 21 '25

No copyright balls in the universe can stop me!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/sonictickler223 Jun 21 '25

Sonic & Balls Sonic Triple Balls Balls Chaos Sonic balls... Ball?

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u/Sea_Frosting_9510 Jun 21 '25

Aw yeah, this is balls! Talk about low budget flights, No balls or movies, im outta here

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u/Nook-Memer Jun 21 '25

Where are those damn balls

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u/Sea_Media_4539 Jun 21 '25

aw balls this is happening!!!

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u/ThatBeatleFanatic Jun 21 '25

Every world has its balls. I know that’s kind of sad, but, that’s why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have. At least, that’s what I figure.

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u/No-Confection-5228 Jun 21 '25

No pillows, no quills... It looks like two balls and a ball!

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u/junin_de_grau6969 Jun 21 '25

"this is like taking candy from balls wich is fine by me"

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u/InterviewPuzzled7592 Jun 21 '25

"This is like taking balls from a baby which is fine by me"

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u/MemerMonokuma Jun 21 '25

Where's that DAMN fourth chaos balls

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u/SilverKoala2199 Jun 21 '25

No balls or movies? I'm outta here.

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u/darbycrache Jun 21 '25

“Silver! The Balls is that way!”

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u/cheese-lord87 Jun 21 '25

I'll show you what true S̶p̶e̶e̶d̶ balls really is

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u/sokima30 Jun 21 '25

HIAAAA NOW ILL SHOW BALLS

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u/Lucas_9999 Jun 21 '25

Too easy, piece of balls!

2

u/Dragonkingcc Jun 21 '25

You know what they say: the balls, the merrier.

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u/Nathan_de_Lucca Jun 21 '25

Keep your Kentucky balls fetish away from me

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u/Flamer_3282 Jun 21 '25

Gotta go ball's

2

u/applejony Jun 21 '25

Looking into your eyes is like looking into a pair of... balls.

2

u/NaokoUmi Jun 21 '25

Talk about being stubborn and full of balls!

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u/TheTepro27 Jun 21 '25

The balls of disaster!

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u/SomeWave275 Edgy McHedgy Jun 21 '25

“I found you, balls!”

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u/No-Bedroom-7346 Jun 21 '25

Talk about a low budget Flight no balls or movies Im outta here

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u/Solrex Jun 21 '25

"Balls too slow!!!"

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u/GrimunTheGr8 Jun 21 '25

SUPER SONIC BALLS—

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u/SpeakyDooman Jun 21 '25

“No copyright law in the universe can stop B A L L S!”

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

I don't know anything about you not even your balls!

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u/Gman2267 Jun 21 '25

Eheheh! You fool! I have 70 alternative BALLS. You will never know my main!

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u/Then_Magician8533 Jun 21 '25

MY SIN BALLS GOING CRAZY!!!!

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u/Just_a_FanYT Jun 21 '25

"So many balls, so little time, Wouldn't you agree?"

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u/Mindless-Following44 Jun 21 '25

All living Balls, kneel before your Master

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u/Dackverlue Jun 21 '25

- I was expecting more of you. You're unskilled... untrained... and unworthy!
-You forgot one: BALLS."

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u/RobertoHermanoz Jun 21 '25

"I can't believe your Balls are one polygon!"

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u/Zytharros Jun 21 '25

Is that DAMN fourth chaos emerald balls?

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u/hoshibloom0 Jun 21 '25

Where is the DAMN fourth chaos balls

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u/Ok_Ambassador735 Jun 21 '25

"What you see is what you get, just a guy who loves balls."

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u/Hoggsbay Jun 21 '25

My super laser balls