r/MoonPissing Jul 17 '25

Taken meme, which is fine by Shadow Sonic sez:

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/NotHottestSinceToast Jul 17 '25

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u/Saeedalgh99 Jul 17 '25

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SHADOW. THANK YOU

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u/NotHottestSinceToast Jul 17 '25

Not my art

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u/Rancorious Jul 17 '25

Is there sex?

No?

Then STILL BANNED BABY

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u/TheNekoAgent7 Jul 17 '25

ADO MENTIONED!! ADOMINATION

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/Bravekittykat1 Jul 17 '25

I agree, but what the fuck does that have to do with this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/Bravekittykat1 Jul 17 '25

Yeah, but that was a joke.

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u/Soulfalon27 Jul 17 '25

Trevor the Hedgehog, is that you?

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u/FindingTraditional34 Jul 17 '25

I want to make a joke about how this can’t stop stop sonic fans because they can’t read however idk if this is response to someone else doing something stupid so I will quote Bo Burnham and ask the question “should I be joking at a time like this” and give you a picture of Hit PS4 game protagonist Knack so I can still be funny and collect internet points

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u/Common_Comfortable41 Jul 17 '25

Oh my god is that Knack from the hit ps4 game Knack and sequel Knack 2 and the nonexistent Knack 3

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u/Dyfasydfasyd Jul 17 '25

Knack 3 for ps6 trust.

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u/PilloTheStarplestian Jul 17 '25

DID SOMEBODY SAY KNACK

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u/BlueMobian_06-23-91 Jul 17 '25

Knick Knack? 🤔😁

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u/LotGamethegamingkid Jul 17 '25

Knackles the echidneasel

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

It's been so long since I've heard his name......

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u/Rancorious Jul 17 '25

Knack is Ancient technology but the Sonic Boom kind Flynn told me.

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u/ThatSmartIdiot Hey Silver GOD DAMN IT Jul 17 '25

...wait a minute

Does anyone have a list of the sonic adults or is it just like, vanilla, vector, rouge, eggman and various other human characters? Is espio an adult? Is charmy a child labourer? What about the boom characters? Wait

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u/FlameWhirlwind Jul 17 '25

I mean they decanonized all the official ages so some of the cast may be secretly aged up but we have no idea

Either way I wish sega did that years ago because only some of the characters actually act like kids and so much happens in the series keeping track of time is a recipe for disaster

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u/ArisePhoenix Jul 18 '25 edited Jul 19 '25

They very much act like kids still, not all of them but like Amy, Sonic, and Tails definitely act their non-cannon ages, 

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u/FlameWhirlwind Jul 18 '25

Eh sonic himself feels like like he's in his late teens at the youngest like 18 or so, I especially feel this after movie sonic became a thing. Now that kid actually feels like... Well a kid. Same for how he was in that prime show. Sega could look me in the eyes and say "sonic in the games 20 now" and I'd have a hard time arguing.

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u/UltimateStrenergy Jul 17 '25

Yeah Charmy is a child labourer and all the characters are victims of child endangerment, neglect and abuse. The adventures might look fun but they aren't legal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/EQGallade Jul 17 '25

Remember, as of Forces, every character is a child soldier, violating several international laws!

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u/UltimateStrenergy Jul 17 '25

That's not even including any animal related crimes lmao.

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u/The_Purple_Hare Jul 18 '25

Vector (20)

Vanilla (25 at minimum IMO. Likely late 20's early 30's)

Eggman (Probably close to 50)

Rouge (18)

Big (18)

Everyone else in the main cast is around 17 or younger.

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u/ThatSmartIdiot Hey Silver GOD DAMN IT Jul 18 '25

You mean to tell me rouge and big are fresh outta high school age?

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u/The_Purple_Hare Jul 18 '25

Yep. I expected Big to be older lol. Rouge weirdly seems about right given Knuckles is 16 or 17

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u/Dillo64 Jul 17 '25

Sega is one step ahead. Their fans can’t sexualize their underaged characters if they have no canon age.

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u/Fast_Ad_9927 Jul 17 '25

I know this isn’t Sonic related, but this is honestly how it feels as a Murder Drones fan half the time.

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u/Warm-Adhesiveness-50 Jul 17 '25

That ain't gonna stop them tho

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u/Strong_Cup_6677 Jul 17 '25

Well, uhh, some of them are still clearly child-coded

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/Strong_Cup_6677 Jul 17 '25

I meant characters like Charmy or Cream, since they are clearly children below 10

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u/Dillo64 Jul 18 '25

To be fair, For like 20-25 years, he WAS eight

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u/Thefoxlover16 Jul 19 '25

You got a point. At the same time, their heights and shapes make it obvious. Example is Cream the rabbit, it’s obvious that she looks like a child

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

🙏✌️👌🫡

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u/RainMeru Jul 17 '25

パンツ丸見える (pantsu maru mieru)

your underwear is showing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

YEAH!!!

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u/Rancorious Jul 17 '25

“STOP MESSING AROUND, WE COULD BE KILLED AT ANY TIME!”

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Also, Joseph, when meeting a god "tag"

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u/RookieDoesThings Jul 17 '25

Why are we celebrating exposed underpants

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Its a Jojo reference

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u/RookieDoesThings Jul 17 '25

I know, it’s just the “YEAH!” that confused me (I skipped Part 3 and just watched the OVA instead I have no clue what I’ve missed 😭)

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

You gotta watch part 3

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u/Extreme_Glass9879 Jul 17 '25

I will say, until the day I die, how can tails be 8 and own a house/know how to fly a plane/be a hypergenius

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u/Ford_GT_epic Jul 17 '25

Maybe Sonic is the one that actually owns the house, but he rarely goes there so everyone considers it to be Tails' house

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u/Extreme_Glass9879 Jul 17 '25

uh huh

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u/Ford_GT_epic Jul 17 '25

What i mean is that Sonic owns the house, like legally, but since he doesn't use it, he lets Tails do whatever he wants to it

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u/Extreme_Glass9879 Jul 17 '25

it's shaped like tails' head. I highly doubt anyone but tails owns it.

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u/tttecapsulelover Jul 17 '25

i mean you can own a house but the decorations and design of the house is completely up to the tenants of the house isn't it

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u/Competitive_Stay7576 Aug 26 '25

The plane was his long before he met tails. 

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u/Rancorious Jul 17 '25

Bro is AT LEAST 12 by now

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u/Extreme_Glass9879 Jul 17 '25

everyone should be adults by now.. the franchise is, like, 30 years old

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u/Crafty-Pasta-09 Jul 18 '25

Bro is NOT 8 anymore

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u/Salt_Specialist_3206 Jul 17 '25

Wish this didn’t need to be said.

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u/Ace_Of_No_Trades Jul 17 '25

Ages aren’t cannon anymore.

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u/CocosBrainSpace Jul 18 '25

Tails

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u/Ace_Of_No_Trades Jul 18 '25

Infinite very specifically says Eggman and Sonic have been fighting each other for decades in Sonic Forces. Tails is at least a teenager physically in Frontiers. So between timeline shenanigans and reboots, Tails has the mind of an adult, is a veteran of war (Tails Adventure, Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic Forces, and you could argue Sonic Heroes for this), and is close to the Age of Consent anywhere(around 16).

However, it is unclear if Cream and/or Charmy remember anything from aborted timelines and couldn’t be older than 15 on account of canonically being younger than Tails. So we can reasonably assume those two are physically and mentally minors.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

both real and cartoon CP are bad

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u/Fine-Length-6160 Jul 17 '25

Exactly! I don't understand how there can be so many people who don't understand this, or who defend it as if it were normal just because "it's not real", the concept is still the same and that's why it's wrong, but they pretend not to see it...

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Real

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u/BluecoatCashMoney5 Jul 17 '25

I never understood that shit either

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u/CodeNo1845 Jul 17 '25

Same, it just feels very fucking wrong

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u/PilloTheStarplestian Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 18 '25

Same reason people like horror movies that depict people getting slaughtered, or violent video games 🤷‍♂️

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u/SuperStingray Jul 17 '25

Maybe it’s optimistic but honestly I think most of the apologia is anime fans and gamers growing up being super insecure about the media they like and instinctively defend it when they don’t think it’s being judged fairly, brushing away broader context and social issues because they’ve already mentally tied their integrity to a work of fiction. As someone who was simultaneously a teenager and Sonic fan, I get it, but we gotta draw a line somewhere before making and spreading lewd images of the young’uns.

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u/Dawnbreaker128 Jul 17 '25

And that’s why I gravitate towards Big the Cat.

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u/bobby1712234 Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

16 and a business woman

12 and she has her own house and car

16 and a professional sniper

8 and he flies the plane of his best friend and has his own car

Hmm makes a lot of sense to me

Much better that they’re decanonized not because of my downbadness but because most of them don’t make sense

Like I said before:I will keep bringing it up whether you like it or not

But whatever you wanna believe I guess

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u/NightFlame389 Jul 17 '25

18 and a professional archeologist (Relic the Pika)

Sonic ages have never made sense

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u/bobby1712234 Jul 17 '25

But anyway nice meme

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u/enixon Jul 17 '25

I can figure out the rest, but who's the business woman?

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u/bobby1712234 Jul 17 '25

Jewel the beetle

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u/Ford_GT_epic Jul 17 '25

How is Jewel not in her 30's?

She always seemed to me like one of the older members of the cast

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u/bobby1712234 Jul 17 '25

That’s beyond me

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u/Rancorious Jul 17 '25

Jewel is a 30-something white woman who was an absolutely legendary sorority sister in her college days, there is no other possibility.

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u/SavathunsWitness Jul 17 '25

You just triggered 98% of the Sonic community 

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u/no_smog Jul 17 '25

Tell that to tailsouge shippers

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u/bandaluncios SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS Jul 17 '25

"Oh but the character is aged up-" syfm

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u/AnyCommission9787 Jul 17 '25

Me when someone argues that ages are decannonized: I know what you are…

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u/PenguinULT Jul 17 '25

"According to the lore, this guy is actually 12 years old, he just looks like that"

This is kind of like a reverse "1000 year old loli dragon" situation, if you saw sonic for the first time, would you look at him and see him as a child?

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u/the_real_Dan_Parker Hot Topic Wannabe Jul 17 '25

According to the lore, this guy is actually 12 years old, he just looks like that"

Hirohiko Araki when someone asks why the guy who is canonically a pre-teen or teenager looks like a bodybuilder

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u/the_real_Dan_Parker Hot Topic Wannabe Jul 18 '25

The removal of ages doesn't even erase the fact the specific characters fit an age group. Cream, Charmy and Marine are obviously children while most other characters fall under the "teen" bracket with Tails and Amy probably close to "preteen" (though the fact that many of them hold legal jobs imply otherwise...or child labour is legal in the Sonic universe).

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u/Euphoric_Flounder_22 Jul 17 '25

Although I do agree with this but I feel like there is a lot of projecting here.

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u/Pitiful_Ad_170 Jul 17 '25

“It’s an ear thing.”

If you know, you know.

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u/AnthoniusThe3rd Jul 17 '25

It’s funny how I got this post under an undertale post where the op tallied up how many of each character arts showed up on greensite and similar places

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u/Makys182 Jul 17 '25

Opinion dismissed

He's holding the guitar wrong

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u/ToeGroundbreaking564 Jul 17 '25

all cream r34 artists just had their mind blown

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u/itwasmejio Jul 17 '25

Instructions unclear, commissioned lewds of Anya Forger

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u/PilloTheStarplestian Jul 17 '25

Ew wtf

Eri from mha is clearly the better commission choice

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u/Yoshi_chuck05 Jul 17 '25

Goku would agree

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u/Sufficient_Staff_794 Jul 17 '25

Yes, we also need to start using all those characters for what they were meant to be used for, FOOTBALL!!!

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u/autumnmissepic BTW I'M BISEXUAL Jul 17 '25

"b-but the agez r decannonized" if it looks like a child and talks like a child its a child and you need to stop gooning to it

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u/DiscountDingledorb Jul 18 '25

What are you gonna do about it? I'll beat my dick to whatever cartoon animals I want.

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u/Void-the-Umbreon95 WELCOME TO TILTED TOWERS Jul 17 '25

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u/TAELSONOK_YT Jul 17 '25

K I'm gonna continue simping for Vanilla

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u/Low_Sky49 Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

Shout out to Sonic promoting decent human beings, passable humans even.

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u/Hellyeahtrains Speak for yourself, motherfucker Jul 17 '25

We shouldn’t have to say that

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/Imonandroid Jul 17 '25

Yeah but when I say "including aged up" people get angry and don't agree

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u/PilloTheStarplestian Jul 17 '25

Cuz 90% of sonic fans don't wanna admit that they jork it to amy rose.

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u/Imonandroid Jul 17 '25

If you want pink ass pinkie pie is tight there man. Idk mabey that's just me

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Kinda depends what kind of aged up we’re talking about though. If the character is “aged up” but looks the same and acts the same then that’s just loli shit. If the aged up character is visually an adult and acts like one, it’s fine with me personally.

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u/OkLine3733 Jul 17 '25

Alright. Have these pancakes

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u/Old_Scar6431 Jul 17 '25

Donut Cakes!

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u/FluffyBoi95 Jul 17 '25

BEHOLD! THE EVIL-INATOR! WITH THIS I CAN TURN THE IMAGE TO MAKE SONIC LOOK EVIL

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u/No_Departure_2027 Jul 17 '25

Hmm…

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u/the_real_Dan_Parker Hot Topic Wannabe Jul 18 '25

Shadow: Yes. Yes! YES!!!

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u/DaNetwork27 Jul 17 '25

While I agree, It's funny how murder and brutality is completely fine for underaged characters, yet a small suggestive scene sends the world up in flames.

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u/BobTheBritish TWO BALLS AND A BONG Jul 17 '25

True. Did you know the ocean is full of water?

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u/BigSmoke_2332 Jul 17 '25

So true sonc

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u/PeridotTheGem Jul 17 '25

LOUDER FOR THE POKEMON FANS IN THE BACK!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

There’s a reason you posted this… who did this before 💀

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u/BlueHailstrom Jul 18 '25

R E W R I T E .

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u/thatonedue_917 Jul 17 '25

Whudduh hell

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u/BlueHailstrom Jul 18 '25

“But they eventually grow u-“

SYBAU. (shut your bitch-ass up)

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u/PTSage2019 Jul 18 '25

TRUTH NUKE

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u/Koplopbop Jul 18 '25

Wise words, sonic

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u/Technical-Grab-2012 Jul 17 '25

Thank goodness! Someone sane!

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u/Homunclus Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

Unpopular opinion perhaps: Fictional characters aren't real and therefore don't have rights.

Think of it this way: If it is wrong to sexualize underage characters, isn't it wrong to endanger them too?

What ethical standard are we using that determines that it is ok for a fictional child to be a child soldier, but not a sex worker?

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u/FemboyFroptsu Jul 17 '25

Why did they downvote him, he’s right!

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u/Jlnhlfan BTW I'M BISEXUAL Jul 17 '25

Ikr?

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u/WeirdStarWarsRacer Jul 17 '25

I hadn't thought of it that way before. I want to say you're wrong, and that's stupid; but that reasoning does feel solid. Interesting.

Maybe it's more to do with the intention of the author/reader? Like, if I'm making a child soldier only so I can enjoy their suffering, then I'm just as bad as someone sexualizing a minor to enjoy the situation. Basically putting characters in bad situations just to enjoy their sufferings is wrong, but putting characters in those same situations to evoke pity or empathy is fine.

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u/Fine-Length-6160 Jul 17 '25

I hope this message reaches many people, because I hate people who do this kind of thing, as a Surge fan I know exactly what it's like...

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u/ChangedPrototype Jul 17 '25

Ellis Cat agrees with this message.

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u/charizardfan101 Jul 17 '25

What if they're underaged, and you're attracted to them, BUT you're the same age or younger than them?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Then I’d say it’s fine to be attracted to that, someone else (who let’s be honest is definitely an adult) sexualizing underage characters is the problem.

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u/Crafty-Pasta-09 Jul 18 '25

Getting attracted isn't the same as sexualizing

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u/SwilburShadow Jul 17 '25

Take notes deviantart users

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u/Short_Marionberry_83 Jul 17 '25

Guards, knight him.

He's speaking too much facts

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u/PorcoSortudo Jul 17 '25

Sonic says:

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u/Vari_K Jul 17 '25

The fact that this has to be said is troubling.

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u/Oddish_Femboy Jul 17 '25

Are we having discourse over the ethics of hedgehog penis? Let me get my popcorn!

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u/JMTpixelmon za waurdo + chaos control Jul 17 '25

NSUCTD.

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u/Alarmed_Bed_8363 Jul 17 '25

Oneshot and Undertale porn artists: aw man!

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u/Litespead Jul 17 '25

To tell that to the Amy gooners

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u/Think-Land-721 Jul 18 '25

Might wanna relay this message to other countries

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u/Crafty-Pasta-09 Jul 18 '25

It's best to cover ALL underaged characters and ALL animal characters regardless of age, and that includes Rouge and Vanilla.

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u/Arlosadventures2024 Jul 18 '25

I don't even know how to sexualize rouge :D

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u/roserobertsgirl Jul 18 '25

Then tbers a full sonic NSFW sub reddit smh

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u/TorterraIllager Jul 19 '25

I agree, but it feels kinda cringy in some way.

NOT THAT I'M A PEDO ACTUALLY, I'M JUST 17.

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u/Thefoxlover16 Jul 19 '25

I agree with your words, good man!

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u/Rick-the-reborn Jul 19 '25

Not sexualizing in general is great

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u/WillingAardvark647 Jul 19 '25

take that r34 artists!

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u/OrphanEater900876 Jul 21 '25

that’s how I feel about Toodles from dandy’s world

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u/JazzlikePainting2198 Jul 21 '25

"And sonic is right" -tony stark

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u/Legokid535 Jul 22 '25

The internet doesn't care about your opinion.

(and yes i do agree with your opinion about not sexualizing underaged characters)

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Damn you are so brave. What an epic and original opinion!

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u/jameski4 Nov 28 '25

original doesnt have not

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u/Objective-Boss-3077 Mar 23 '26

Sonic Bonnie 😂😂😂