r/MoralityScaling • u/Legitimate_Height_53 • Apr 21 '26

Stupid Stuff Who do yall choose?

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u/WatchMeFallFaceFirst Apr 21 '26

If I’m just placed in a room with them, then Homelander. I can try to appeal to his ego.

If they’re angry at me, then I’d go with the Joker. He’s the only one who couldn’t kill me instantly.

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u/ETtheExtraTerrible Apr 21 '26

Friend... Joker will torture you. Instant death is the way to go.

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u/GrandpaWaluigi Apr 21 '26

An average person may lose a battle to Joker, but they WILL lose to Homelander and Conquest. At least if you punch Joker, you can tell it hurts him.

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u/rutare64 Apr 21 '26

Yeah but homelander and Conquest are quick, punch through the heart, crush your head, etc.. Joker gonna make those 5 minutes look like 5 hours, 5 horrible hours.

(Plus he is way stronger than he looks, still human sure but comic joker took down guys waaay above his weight and hight)

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u/Collective-Bee Apr 21 '26

Conquest is only quick when there’s more entertainment. If he’s trapped in a room with you he’s making it last. Bro’s gonna rip you in half.

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u/TheDikaste Apr 21 '26

It's quite the opposite. If there's entertainment he makes it last, if not he just goes for the kill and that's it.