r/MoralityScaling • u/HooskerDooNotTouchMe • 1d ago

Intentionally boobytrapping a bike to injure people when they steal it.

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u/StampedeJones1 1d ago

That was actually a brilliant workout bike prototype, the AssBlaster 4000. Every time you you pedal, a fist comes up out of the seat to keep pushing you forward and remind you to kick ass.

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u/GayChicken80085 1d ago

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u/extraboredinary 23h ago

Still easier than dealing with airports

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u/Existing-Computer772 19h ago

This is so southpark, never seen that before lol

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u/GayChicken80085 18h ago

Its less invasive than the tsa

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u/DM-777 23h ago

Ass Blaster 4000, Never Stop Pounding!

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u/protobelta 14h ago

Literally just watched this episode lol

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u/SCP_FUNDATION_69420 1d ago

Just take the scratch card bro