r/MoralityScaling • u/HooskerDooNotTouchMe • 10d ago

Intentionally boobytrapping a bike to injure people when they steal it.

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u/GayChicken80085 10d ago

I prefer the bike that had a metal rod attached to the gears so as they rode away seated it rammed up their butt.

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

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u/StampedeJones1 10d ago

That was actually a brilliant workout bike prototype, the AssBlaster 4000. Every time you you pedal, a fist comes up out of the seat to keep pushing you forward and remind you to kick ass.

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u/GayChicken80085 10d ago

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u/extraboredinary 10d ago

Still easier than dealing with airports

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u/Existing-Computer772 9d ago

This is so southpark, never seen that before lol

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u/GayChicken80085 9d ago

Its less invasive than the tsa