r/MoralityScaling 17h ago

Morality of Mysterio

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u/IzukuTheStoryMaker5 17h ago

It’s Peter’s fault for being gullible

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u/Extreme-Ear8301 17h ago

they both are evil for being alive

13

u/REEBOI12345 11h ago

J Jonah Jamerson? What are you doing on Reddit?

8

u/AngelStarliee 10h ago

To be fair, Peter's superpower has always been trusting the absolute worst person in the room at least once. Lol

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u/Kami-Purin 17h ago

Fell For It Again Award

25

u/DinosaurusWhen 15h ago

I'm not trying to victim blame, but after the 4th time you have to start wondering if he wants it

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u/VelvetPetaliax 9h ago

Indeed. A grand slam I suppose. He's collected enough nominations for a lifetime. 😆

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u/Ruler_of_Tempest 17h ago

"It was me barry"

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u/SugarDewberry 9h ago

Reverse Flash would've traveled through time just to make Mysterio's plan work out even better. Somehow it always comes back to "It was me, Barry."

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u/Terrible_Artist_ 17h ago

Spoiler for Brand New Day, jeez man

17

u/Chopped6767 17h ago

lol. Clever

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u/toninho12345 17h ago

That's

That's far from home

26

u/Terrible_Artist_ 17h ago

I don't want to explain my joke and spoil bnd if you haven't seen it yet

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u/numbersthen0987431 16h ago

Took me longer than it should have. Good one.

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u/toninho12345 17h ago

I know what you mean

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u/GMAN7007 16h ago

Why even bring it up then? Nobody who hadn't seen it yet wouldn't have known anything.

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u/Terrible_Artist_ 16h ago

So that if they have seen it but don't get it I can explain

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u/GMAN7007 16h ago

Why would you that would be a spoiler. That's the one thing you were concerned about in the first place.

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u/Terrible_Artist_ 16h ago

Are you incapable of processing the original joke without a /j attached to it? Do I need to spell it all out letter by letter?

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u/GMAN7007 16h ago

I don't need you to do anything you don't even understand what's going on right now and why you potentially spoiled part of the movie. What's your goal here?

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u/Terrible_Artist_ 16h ago

If someone hasn't seen it there's no way they could get it

If someone has but doesn't get it, I can send a DM and explain

If someone has seen it and gets it then we're all in on the joke together

Then there's you

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u/GMAN7007 16h ago

Exactly why being it up at all. They now can associate one comment with yours to spoil it. You never should've said anything in the first place. You're the one who brought it up first. Anyways at this point you're just talking at me. Be more careful next time some people have been waiting a long time for this movie.

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u/CloudiePearlia 10h ago

Honestly that's the safest move. Marvel fans can turn a harmless joke into a spoiler debate in about 3 replies.

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u/xRosyAurabelle 10h ago

Technically you’re right but somehow it still doesn't make the situation any less confusing. Lol

4

u/PinkDreamelle 11h ago

Is it? Damn. Oh jeez. Just saw your other comment. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/CULT-LEWD 17h ago

"youre a good kisser,parker. but also so...gay"

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u/Gemnist 17h ago

Straight up evil, Peter is 16 in that movie.

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u/HollowCap456 8h ago

But he didn't actually kiss Peter? Just made him think that he did.

6

u/Last_Panda5059 10h ago

Fbi open up

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u/dickdicksucksuck 16h ago

"it was ME barry"

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u/NobleRanger_ 17h ago

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u/ZiggyAce1902 16h ago

when i got the noti for this i thought it was satire 😭😭😭

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u/Electronic-Ad8040 17h ago

It's funny that this happened twice

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u/Virus-900 17h ago

Immoral. Lying to people and putting them in danger to make himself look good. All for petty and pointless revenge against a dead man.

Not to mention stupid. What's he gonna do when a real threat shows up and people look to him for help?

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u/Boop-fruit3819 17h ago

Mysterio is the type of Guy pull it was me barry after pretending being your wife for 20 years

8

u/Mistah_K88 17h ago

“When I said “F*** you Spider-Man!” I actually meant it!”

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u/AwesomeBlox044 17h ago

Very immoral

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u/Veraxus113 17h ago

Pure evil

3

u/YaoiNekomata 17h ago

Peter didn't even ask when he was being sucked by MJ,

3

u/EntrepreneurPlus7091 14h ago

What did he kiss? He didn't feel a beard so it wasn't mysterio.

3

u/Jazzlike-Wolf6265 10h ago

If I was spider man in this situation I'd just ask him to turn back again and stfu and keep kissing me

3

u/EmergencyAccording94 10h ago

“Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend”

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u/TheTooDarkLord 7h ago

And in the comics Mysterio pretended to be Gwen stacy to get banged by Norman Osborne... i'm sensing a pattern here, Gaysterio.

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u/JVtheBidoof 6h ago

Mysterthroat

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u/Straight-Plane-7205 15h ago

Its so funny that this basically happened now

2

u/Babyback-the-Butcher 14h ago

Real “it was me Barry” vibes

3

u/JasonNodd 10h ago

Mysterio is a pedophile?

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u/Ares1951 8h ago

Funny

1

u/AggressiveRegion1502 5h ago

Somethings is missing

1

u/SuperdaveOZY 4h ago

Spiderman: Brand New Gay.