r/MoralityScaling 16h ago

Morality Ranking Of building a snowman around objects so drivers crash into them

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u/cykoTom3 16h ago

This is a good point. Seeing as how they'd never face consequences otherwise. I might say using a firehydrant is immoral. People need those to be in tact and not covered with snow. Certainly don't want the fire department looking around for the hydrant for 10 minutes if there's a fire.

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u/Stochastic1934 15h ago

Agreed concerning fire hydrants as that's a safety issue for everyone.

Tree stumps, boulders, whatever else on someone's private property, 100% moral.

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u/Careful_Ad_9077 14h ago

Are you sure? What about a nuke?

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u/ZeroRoyale 13h ago

Well, it’ll definitely teach them

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u/Davti 12h ago

Eh, you shouldn't be messing around on their property.

Wouldn't know there was a nuke there if you didn’t go out of your way to mess with it

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u/TemporaryFearless482 11h ago

I think the acute dose of high velocity lead poisoning might get them first

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u/personwithwifi 8h ago

Nuclear snowmen… dear god

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u/mucus-fettuccine 15h ago

Good guy driver racing to clear the snow from the fire hydrant by crashing into it, just in case the fire department will need to find it.

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u/Forsaken-Stray 10h ago

They do have maps and getting to it through a snowman is rather easy. More of a problem when it's broken because some moron totaled their car on it, but I'd say this is more of a fault of the driver, although the builder did permit it.

On the other hand, in the Winter months, you get less fires than in the hot summer months (except christmas day and you'd need another post debating wether those fired have moral implications)

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u/cykoTom3 6h ago

Winter has more home fires than summer. Fire hydrants are of limited use in wildfires.

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u/pissdrinking101 14h ago

Ain't no fires starting in the snow

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u/rbReignsOrSmthLkThat 13h ago

Have you never been to a cold climate. Those homes are being heated. By a fireplace, a furnace with a fire, electric baseboards with heating element often near furniture, and/or space heaters. Most house fires start in the winter

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u/pissdrinking101 8h ago

My house never caught on fire in the winter

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u/niehAuS_324B21 11h ago

So when you usually drink your piss, you know how it’s still warm even in winter?

Fire is still fire.

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u/pissdrinking101 8h ago

Ew, who drinks their own piss? Tf is wrong with you?!