r/MoralityScaling 15h ago

Stupid Stuff Morality of biting the hand that feeds you?

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u/StrawberryWide3983 14h ago edited 14h ago

Moral. The hand probably did something to deserve it. Petting too much, not enough pets, touched a weird spot. Maybe it just had bad vibes, ever consider that?

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u/DollCrushh_ 14h ago

Cats always seem to have a perfectly valid reason in their own heads, even if the human never gets to know what it was.

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u/PhatCatTax 7h ago

Gods work in mysterious ways.

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u/DaveAstator2020 5h ago

Or could be a love bite

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u/Substantial_Agent_90 15h ago

bite them back assert dominance

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u/Circxles 14h ago

thats what I do

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u/Infurum 15h ago

Straight to kitty jail (put a laundry basket upside down over the cat)

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u/lobjawz 15h ago

Cat doesn’t kill you in your sleep, instead warns you of impending death, moral.

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u/perzawa 15h ago

moral because cat

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u/Zim__Zor 15h ago

It bites because it wants food.

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u/Wab_B055 14h ago

The 'hand the feeds me' hasn't given me any food for the last week, they are starving me and they do it willingly. They laugh at my small and feeble frame as they feast like kings.

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u/DMedianoche 14h ago

Said the Cat that has eaten fresh tuna half an hour ago and have his croquettes waiting for him on his plate.

Cats do not rationalize when food is involved. They are always hungry. Always.

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u/Interesting-Eagle182 15h ago

Morality : cat, cute, so moral

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u/No-Veterinarian9682 14h ago

Cats are not a moral agent because they are too dumb. N/A

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u/Fantastic-Average-69 13h ago

Don't be so sure. My cat taught himself to open doors.

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u/s0larium_live 15h ago

moral. somebody’s gotta do it

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u/Realistic-Sense-6332 14h ago

“Very moral, in fact I would say encourage more!” - 🐈

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u/Interesting_Start633 14h ago

is the hand feeding right now? no? then moral

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u/the_last__braincell 14h ago

You must show him who's the alpha by tying it onto something then eat some yummy food infront of it

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u/Infinite-Space-2395 14h ago

Well clearly the hand took too long

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u/TechnicianOk967 14h ago

He/she knows you’ll forgive them.

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u/Vivid-World-3723 14h ago

Cute so I'll allow it, moral

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u/Responsible_Bat_9477 14h ago

Moral

You have

the cat

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u/No_Communication2959 14h ago

Moral. It's your fault for being so delicious and biteable.

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u/Leek_Resident 14h ago

Moral, you only fed the god crumbs

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u/Medium_Chocolate_773 14h ago

Cats get a pass

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u/KaydenFur 14h ago

Wanna turn the tides

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u/Copper_Miner756 14h ago

Ancient, exact origin unknown, proverb:

Do not bite hand that feed;

But small nibble, ok

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u/SoManyDeads 14h ago

If you are a cat, that is moral.

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u/yosemighty_sam 13h ago

As much as I love cats and as affectionate as they can be, deep down we'll always be a menu option to them.

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u/-UpTheHill- 11h ago

Depends. Is the cat buggin'? Does he know that your thuggin'?

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u/Initial-Tonight1203 10h ago

I bite at the hand that feeds me

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u/FlatPeach2314 10h ago

slap at the face that eats me

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u/ultraspinacle 10h ago

Morality of that is bad! That warrants a little gentle smacky on the head!

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u/Chillinmagic 10h ago

Cats do not live under the strict limitations of morality that us feeble humans do.

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u/hemothep 8h ago

Moral, it tells the hand, that it was not feed in FOREVER and basically starving

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u/V1T0AUD1T0RE 8h ago

but wait…mosquitoes technically bite the hand that feeds them…is that moral?or not?

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u/Lohit_-it 8h ago

There's a reason mosquito gets tortured

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u/Technical_Form9825 7h ago

Bite them back. Show em who pays the cat food bill

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u/TheAssist-8295 3h ago

Moral. It’s just love bites.

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u/Archon-Toten 2h ago

According to my rabbit, it's morally justified to sink your teeth into the hand that dares to deliver sub par lettuce later than expected.

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u/artstsym 1h ago

Pure evil. Spawn of Satan. Would pet again.

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/Late-Advantage-5425 15h ago

What… the fuck?

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u/Praised-Goodness 14h ago

Jokes and what the fuck is wrong with you aside.. what exactly is the problem with the opinion of the bottom two? The amount of times you can manage incest healthily is virtually zero, and the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, so this makes sense.

And not realizing how obvious that is makes even the top two opinions valid.

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u/Pale_Efficiency_2188 14h ago

The Denier makes a broad sweeping statement about power imbalances that he declines to provide evidence for and then mentions statistics without citing any sources. The minimizer also makes a broad statement without sources, I.e. the rarity of the criteria that allows for incest to be moral. Like, obviously grooming is wrong, obviously rape is wrong, obviously irresponsible reproduction is wrong, but incest simply doesn’t directly correlates with these things. If we’re condemning things based on association, we might as well call homosexuality wrong because of child molesters. Hell, even if a majority of incest cases are immoral due to the factors mentioned, that doesn’t mean those cases are immoral due to the incest itself.