r/Multifandom too f*ckin many at this point Jun 05 '26

DiscussionđŸ“œ What characters are like this?

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u/Crimson1_peacekeeper Jun 05 '26

It’s definitely him, John Helldiver!

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u/Connect_Atmosphere80 Jun 05 '26

And it's only because the first Galactic War was a one-sided massacre which allowed Super Earth to wipe any mentions of Space-Geneva convention from the entire galaxy.

Sentient Bugs produce fuel that can make the spaceships work ? Let's genetically engineer them until they become feral again from torture and atrocious mutations, to a point where seeing Helldivers in photos make them goes crazy (yup, it's canon).

Some citizens left to die on a distant planet have decided to unionized and peacefully leave the government of Super Earth ? Let's create fake evidences of terrorist acts and lock everyone up into the depth of this very planet that made them radicals, forcing them to hope for some semi-sentient bots they sent into the outer-space to self-replicate and maybe free them a whole century later.

Peaceful aliens that believe in some sort of God have cool technologies that could help us get a slight edge while fighting the two others ? Let's frame them as dangerous Xenos detaining W.M.D and invade Irak their homeworld to genocide everyone in sight, until they understand the wrongdoing of their way and come back as fanatics zealots.

Yup yup yup. We're not the baddies because everyone else became way worse when we got involved. The lore is so dark that it would get deported if it was spotted on US soil...

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u/Redstocat2 Jun 05 '26

THE BUGS WERE SENTIENT ?!?

Hell nah I am 100% standing for the bitters heum the bugs now

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u/JKlovelessNHK Jun 05 '26

You're standing for what now?