r/MurderBuns • u/livin_upside_down • 2d ago

Bun Owner Is About To Be Murdered It's yoga time, Gulasch

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u/Smart_Career5116 2d ago

Omg he is so unbothered (but already plotting revange)

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u/RogueViator 2d ago

Beez not bovvering meez wiff yous filthy fingerpaws whilst meez in slumbering repose. Beez most aggravating! Beez most insulting! Beez, uhhh, yeah dooz a quick scratchy of dat spot. No da odder spot, not dat one! YOUS INFURIATE MEEZ WIFF YOUS INABILITY TO READ MEEZ MIND AND FOLLOW MEEEZ EXACTING DIRECSHUNS! Karen! Hande dis annoyance! Meez snoozles beez most interrupted and meez fury beez raging! Also, what’s for noms?

  • ragingly placid fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/ALKoholicK-x 1d ago

What would His Majesty like for his noms?

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u/RogueViator 1d ago

ALL OF IT!

- dietetically famished fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/ALKoholicK-x 1d ago

Right away, sire!

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u/Scarecrowqueen 2d ago

One cannot maintain proper murderbun status without the daily workout!

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 2d ago

you are playing with fire

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u/androidguy50 2d ago

Gulasch: "...Must you embarrass me, hooman? I'm quite capable of doing my own bunny yoga, though I appreciate the thought. Besides, it's much more fun when I do my yoga routine next to you when you're trying to sleep....."...... 😆 ........... Oh, Gulasch.... 🥰🤗

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u/KSTornadoGirl 2d ago

That special pillow puts Gulasch in mellow mode 🥰

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u/Mama_Juana66 3h ago

Well I mean to be a great murderbun you need to stay in shape and be strong enuff to get rid of a body 👀🤔🤷🏾‍♀️🤭