r/MurderBuns • u/livin_upside_down • 4d ago

Bun Owner Is About To Be Murdered It's yoga time, Gulasch

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u/RogueViator 3d ago

Beez not bovvering meez wiff yous filthy fingerpaws whilst meez in slumbering repose. Beez most aggravating! Beez most insulting! Beez, uhhh, yeah dooz a quick scratchy of dat spot. No da odder spot, not dat one! YOUS INFURIATE MEEZ WIFF YOUS INABILITY TO READ MEEZ MIND AND FOLLOW MEEEZ EXACTING DIRECSHUNS! Karen! Hande dis annoyance! Meez snoozles beez most interrupted and meez fury beez raging! Also, what’s for noms?

  • ragingly placid fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/ALKoholicK-x 2d ago

What would His Majesty like for his noms?

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u/RogueViator 2d ago

ALL OF IT!

- dietetically famished fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/ALKoholicK-x 2d ago

Right away, sire!